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Crocodile takes on one of his own
Oct 20, 2020 9:55 PM
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elnorman83101
A bit of dinosaur foreplay there?
KillingTlme
Probably wont be seeing him later.
AllyPancakes
Interior Crocodile Alligator,
CassyS
Is that a new kind of foreplay crocs are in to or is that how they give birth?
TheLastSpaceman
Which Alien movie is this?
youremyboyblue123
Mother nature, you crazy!!!!!
Moonkey
vanishingsoul
Great movies
therealcaptkirk
But mom......
weidermeijer
Look at those two buddies having fun!
NinjaCongo
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
There it is.
Flowerlady0
They both have the same snap shape. Look at the scoop just past the second long tooth. Florida Gators have a broad flat rounded nose>
GriffCannon90
Saltwater crocodile
Flowerlady0
Snout shape*
Flowerlady0
I don't think these are from Florida. Plus it's the wrong kind of background dirt. Too yellow orange. I would guess Australia.
BirthNurse89
When the school bully's mom gets called in. "Ain't so tough now, are ya?"
WomensLover
Wow, rough sex
LoveTheShiningWire
That big one is definitely a saltwater crocodile. The “round snout is gator” does not apply to salties.
BolenArrow
They are both screaming fuck. One because he is being eaten, and the other because his dinner just shit in his mouth.
LosPer
globogym1988
https://miro.medium.com/max/625/1*zkXbzYhE2ISSEe8RJuu3dQ.jpeg
Papo709624
big one is a mugger crocodile I believe..
terramarkov
I guess they don't have a gag reflex then?
NotASpeckOfCereal
There's always a bigger croc ...
DasKrank
Just imagine sitting there as food in that giant mouth, knowing that your number is up as it takes several minutes for you to be ingested.
SweatyNuts
JustContrary
Difference between a croc and a gator. Croc will see you in a while. Gator will see you later.
PTNLemay
I'm not sure why people express squared as being equivalent to two. 1 squared is 1 and 2 squared is 4. No interpretation of it ends in 2.
Aaronb1138
No, you're being pedantic numbers in superscript are explicit exponents, only a convention in math. Nothing to do with font/text stylizing.
DasKrank
(Square root of 2) squared is 2.
dredd304
Aww he is helping his friend to shore...
vanishingsoul
Thought they were mom and baby at first?
XicoLarico
Is that the very rare Croganroo? Kangodile?
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
Captain Krangaroc?
tanfin123fs9
Nope.
NotmyUsername2000
Thumbnail looked kinda like smaller croc had bigger croc for armor... Is it.. still alive?
vanishingsoul
yeah,it's chilling by the lake?
NotmyUsername2000
XD
PrettySureNoActuallyImDefinitelySure
Is this some new kind of foreplay?
Eddyrock
Awww you team killing...
LegendaryGarf
Scout got in Tank’s way for the final time
HsuDoNihm
Nah, it's just shedding its skin.
Othernate
Crazy how nature do dat.
HelloWorldThisIsDog
When you forgot friendly fire is ON
DeepFreeze187
To be fair he did shoot him in the last match though.
GheeButtersnapsAKAtheHeater
"you killed church you team killing f*cktard" - Tucker
pookieeatworld
My favorite quote from that whole series: "I had to get out of there fast, that body was just dead weight!"
ShittyMcFartPoop
Erm, where does their habitat overlap?
jaymbelle
He ded
vanishingsoul
dead not ded?
OntDave
He fuud
Miguenzo
No! No! No! He's happy! Can't you see he's grinning ear to ear!?
yorin911
Have my upvote
Qnod33
Pretty sure that big chonk is a alligator, and the smaller one looks like a crocodile, but I'm definitely not an expert on the subject
Feralkyn
Buef0rd
Competing nile crocs
ColeenRobinson
I have no way to prove this so it's purely my opinion but based on the shape of the teeth and jaws they're both crocodiles.
Nocturnis
I agree, I think they are both crocs
Qnod33
The snoot looks like a gator but I agree the teeth look like a croc so thats why I'm confused
Feralkyn
The eyes, snout shape and tooth layout all look croc
Feralkyn
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rdLU6O-zBHs/maxresdefault.jpg This is a croc for comparison!
justsome
I can confirm with 100% certainty that guy is not an expert. I also have no idea which is which.
OneTheory
One of them is a cat
justsome
Thats one theory
BenderRodriguz1010
Those are clearly chickens
justsome
KillingTlme
I can confirm with 100% certainty that this guy is also not an expert.
HaterForLife
Haters will say it’s photocroc’d
Dani3113
They're both crocodiles. You can tell by the little groove in the top snout with the super long tooth.
Feralkyn
missojennie
Feralkyn
Rifneno
Except the mugger crocodile, because nature gets pissed when we try this "easy categorization" shit.
buzzl1ght
I am qualified enough to confine the little one is in fact lunch.
PlaythingX
Both are crocs because snouts,shape of scutes etc. Big one is old and gnarly, little one is not getting any older.
delfury
The snout is a hard sell from this picture. What's the tell with the scutes?
PlaythingX
The snout should be more rounded and the scutes in the pic have angular bases and the ridges come to points on the bigger scutes.
RMMok
What if I hate them both.
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
Big one is definitely a croc, rounded snout. Gators are pointy
DarthWikki
Other way round
Dani3113
The big one is def a croc. But the snout thing is hard to use since they both look the same after a certain size lol
DeadpoolnCable
The best way to tell is after they leave if you see them later or after a while.
Whyamihereagain
ladybuglauren
FlatulenceMisfire
This deserves a million upvotes
Flodos
Yep. The big one you might see later, but I don't think you'll see the small boy again at all!
TheEliteInvaderZim
That big one is 100% a croc.
sha13
The big one is s dinosaur
TheobromineAddict
I think it's a croc eating a gator, based on teeth and snout shape.
Feralkyn
They're both crocs
MonocoleWearingSeaDragon
You’re right... kinda curious where in the world this is. I think Florida is the only place they naturally overlap
Feralkyn
That is a crocodile snout
ZombieZooZombieZoo
I think places in the Caribbean as well?
totallymistersteve
...and certain zoos... ?
MonocoleWearingSeaDragon
As far as I’m aware it would be mainland Mexico. No idea about the Caribbean islands. At least according to Wikipedia
LoveTheShiningWire
That’s a salt water crocodile. Pointed snout/round snout does not apply to them.
Feralkyn
That's still quite V; the best way to tell from the side is that the tip (first 25% or so) of the snout is its own "bulb" with a sharp up-
Feralkyn
ward curve in crocs. The highest point of the lower line of a gator's upper jaw is about halfway and isn't nearly as dramatic.
Feralkyn
youcanbelivemeiwouldnotlie
Here's an easy way to remember the difference. ttp://imgur.com/a/NKjc80u
clintbacca