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Starring Kevin Hart, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (fuck yeah), Karen Gillan (not RHM but who cares), and Jack Black.
Sep 22, 2016 12:25 PM
ClitorisaurusRex
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Starring Kevin Hart, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (fuck yeah), Karen Gillan (not RHM but who cares), and Jack Black.
DancingRussianMan
Its gonna suck. Every reboot was terrible this year.
kennygomien
This looks so fucking stupid.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Jumanji was an adventure, this looks like a fucking gong show
LeftHandPanda
Ugh, Kevin Hart is so shit
thetacohippe
Let me guess kevin hart spends 99% of the time screaming
IGottaAdmitImAFan
Oh....Kevin Hart is gonna be in it? Never mind...I don't want to see it now.
NowSneakyTurtle
Fuck yeah! I hope they dont screw it up and that its a sequal not a remake.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
It is a sequel, that much I know.
chinesegooseberryindistress
Please don't let us down with this one!
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Fuck Hollywood
Pippipdodoodelydoo
'Member Jumanji?
doctordoge
Amy Pond and The Mineral hell yeah. Should have used Donald Glover instead of Kevin Hart.
midgetfart
Why
Ryutohara
Wow look at all these people being wrong. Given they couldn't of known it would be good, but god damn are these a bunch of asses
justicecracker
I dont think its gonna be good.
Slammajammin
God i miss Robin Williams....
0Repostmalone0
Do we really want this? Honest question. I'm pretty tired of cheap reboots and superhero movies. But I'll try and be open minded
0Repostmalone0
I retract my statement mother flippin jack black is in it!
ItsZones
Worst news this year
Wombatfisher
THAT is a bold claim, sir!
ItsZones
ok ok, its tied for the worst with all the other remakes and sequels that shouldnt be made. LEAVE GOOD MOVIES ALONE AND MAKE SOMETHING NEW
ROFLMaoZedong
Great. More childhood memories ruined.
COOL69GUY420ZONE
They spent all their money on actors so the story will suffer.
HutchTheClutch
Oh cool, this guy did the budget for the movie!
COOL69GUY420ZONE
myonlyregretismyusername
What's with Kevin Hart and The Rock doing all these movies together?
grody
They have a killer chemistry.
Dsharppe
I like how no one actually answered this right. It's because they have movie deals with the same studio.
Mycologics
They are pretty good together. And it's the buddy style comedy which is making its return. I think it's funny. Not deep but funny
imwhatyouneverwantedtobe
They have great chemistry together. They play off each other.
BewareTheJabberwockie
Pretty sure they're friends and awesome together.
hoppe1
Because together they are...Rock Hart
Gamemeister83
It seems like a throwback to the old Buddy style of comedy: Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis, Abbott & Costello, ect.
youknowpoolsareperfectforholdingwater
Arnold and Danny Devitto
pataglop
Probably have fun filming and playing together
JackRusselHarrier
So it's going to be another shitty reboot?
ChihiroDidNothingWrong
This is cool and all but how about an original production?
Jamesuuu
Member berries!
Jovelana
Not going to see. Robin Williams was a great actor and I really don't like Jack Black, let's trade them. Who's with me?
TinyRickRule
I miss Roby so bad...
anitabieror6
aw. robin williams is dead, you guys :(
TF2Incognito
No! I will pay many thousands of dollars to anybody who can stop this from happening. It's just going to be a pathetic comedy.
zeiss74
I come from the future, it actually turned out to be a really good movie
TF2Incognito
With tons more explosions and stupid action. Guns and fist fights... Eugh they can't do it :/
mettlemasher
I know a lot of people are gonna hate on this reboot but I'm looking forward to it Kevin hart, Jack black, and then rock are funny
thesejarsareforfartsonly
And Karen is beautiful and awesome
Raknorak
Not a reboot
Henohere
Why? The first one was fine. And to replace Robin Williams. I don't like this.
BoopBoopDEEDoop
It's a full blown sequel not a remake. They confirmed that a few weeks ago. Just relax and treat it as a fun excursion down memory lane.
CornHuskerTexan
It's a continuation according to Dwayne's Twitter
DarkCrawler901
You're still asking why they make remakes, reboots and adaptations? To make mad bank, duh
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
https://media.giphy.com/media/n4oKYFlAcv2AU/giphy.gif
LoudAngryJerk
theyre not replacing him, it's a sequel. The characters these guys are playing are essentially archetypes, theyre just taking the story in>
LoudAngryJerk
>a different direction.
Tolkienfan57
I loved it
LoudAngryJerk
same. I went in thinking it was going to be mediocre, and I'm glad I did. I doubt I'd have been as impressed with it otherwise
TastyTesterTheDoughnutMolester
Can you imagine being in a real jungle wearing that poor girls outfit? What a god damn mess she would be.
IsThisHowIUsername
Dunno, Lara Croft always seemed fine with those outfits.
Rexli78
They actually lampshade this in the movie.
dirtywildlifer
Bug bites. Lots and lots of bug bites. Lots of scratches.
SirAndrewMaxwellDwyer
That is end game female leather gear in most MMOs. She must be a Rogue, Monk or Demon Hunter.
NorwegianVikingPower
too much clothes
cupcakesaresexxxii
the men are all fine tho! lol sexism
Rue5kie
Dunno about jack black, that get-up he has on seems really impractical
TheWorldEnds
FYI that's Amelia Pond, the girl who waited. She's used to a lot of running in inappropriate outfits.
azazyel
Recently I had to search through the woods for a missing girl in shorts, my legs were cut to shit from all the sticker bushes.
buenodelicious
I don't understand. What's wrong with shorts and a T shirt? Seems pretty appropriate to me
Vaanhalen
It's an opportunity to get offended is all
AsSeenOnStevie
She made a twitter comment that she is wearing 'child sized clothing' for a reason and that it makes sense in the film.
itsfuckingcoldherealways
Lara Croft would
orangatuan
Karen isn't there to be practical.
Dieminion3
Mosquito bites on every exposed inch. I'd blow my brains out from the madness. Even on set I'm sure she'll suffer.
IMGURIMGURIMGURIMGURIMGURIMGURIMGURIMGURIMGUR
A hot mess, to be exact.
MolleN
Jack's hotter.
SometimesAJerk
This
04FoxSake
heyooo!
Vaanhalen
Robin Williams had only a child's outfit.
cornballercatapult
And he built that outfit in a cave, with a box of scraps
spuds31
Well I'm not Robin Williams...
parkway
Shorts and a shirt that just doesn't cover her mid section? What am I missing
DaniaAudax
Is that a skirt? Who wears a skirt into a jungle?
DougDeNasty
Scottish uniform, around 1910-1920 ish.
DaniaAudax
...and that's why we don't find many Scots in the jungle? That can't be jib ly-friendly.
parkway
Those are called shorts
DaniaAudax
I'm honestly hoping so. Someone ought to do a picture where the male and female fashion is reversed. Put the guys in halter tops!
ratirat
she tweeted that she knows the clothes look ridiculous but it has purpose.
thatonememefromethatonegif
I predict lots of mosquito bites
Grubenwolf
Oh god mosquito bites. Mosquito bites everywhere.
KevynDietz
Native tribes living in the jungle tend to wear less, to be honest.
kathlevens
Ya but they're acclimatized to their surroundings and their DNA has been working for centuries to help protect them.
KevynDietz
Sorta, but it's not like they're genetically immune to mosquitos or getting poked in the tit by a branch. They just know what to look for.
kathlevens
People who live in/near jungles are more immune to bug bites. Not fully obviously, but they will generally bother them less than foreigners
kathlevens
Though I do admit this is based off experience not science education.