DakotaMcKelley
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Well Happy Fathers Day, Dad... I love you too
Don't mind my bitch faced sister. Can you tell they all love me?
Jun 19, 2016 2:28 PM
DakotaMcKelley
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Don't mind my bitch faced sister. Can you tell they all love me?
MadlyGeeky
Your sister looks like she's gonna be in the next season of Orange is the new black
TheDarkSouls
Well f*** you too Dad
TheElusiveEnchilada
udick
your dad is funny
Frijoles712
Wanna be an uncle/aunt?
u2bist
Wil Ferrell has let himself go.
joshwasnot
Is your dad single?
NarcissusInc
Poor OP. Posts awesome father's day picture, gets 9mil guys commenting about how they would do her lesbian sister.
Tjockakinder
Attitude-Dad
FATS3xyM3xican
That Pepsi product placement tho
GentlemanBastard
I mean she's a lesbian...
Solvanderlyn
These comments are proof of why you don't shouldn't post pictures online... buncha thirsty dogs in here.
Sithrak
I guess I'm just old, thirsty instead of horny just sounds stupid to me. Ehh, buncha kids get off my lawn.
DakotaMcKelley
I mean shes a lesbian..
pmaguire13
So what you are saying is if I take estrogen I have a chance? God that's a bad joke I'm sorry.
DakotaMcKelley
Hey man go for it haha
pmaguire13
*in fine print* "and get turned down while I laugh at your attempt mwahahahaha"
JenLala
Your dad is kinda hot though
blueinvy
Well f you to
somethingnotyettaken
Poor @op. Tries to post a picture for her dad, spends the entire day replying to horny men online who want to hit on her sister instead.
DakotaMcKelley
Breh I'm a guy haha
somethingnotyettaken
Oh, my bad. (No point asking if you look like your sister, then, I guess...;)
DakotaMcKelley
Hahah nah but we do look alike for the most part
UnstoppableProductions
your dad's matter-of-fact look on his face makes this so good.
Dshaft
As a matter-of-fact, FUCK YOU! ( dad probably)
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
Gross. You guys are a Pepsi family?
lurkerconvert
That little can mocks me. It's like "hi, I'm not coke but people offer me as an alternative to coke but I suck. Drink up!" FUCK YOU PEPSI!!!
ivegotabitchinsegasaturn
The kids who brought Pepsi to school for lunch were always known as "that kid."
ZzzombieeZ
Pepsi is delicious :P
imasneakypineapplehead
I like the fact that in Texas you order a Coke and if you receive anything but a Dr Pepper we are legally allowed to hang you
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
On the list of my favorite things about Texas. This is right up there with drive through liquor stores.
imasneakypineapplehead
Oh beer barn how I love you
DakotaMcKelley
I hate soda actually
Nickthegoof
That's sodapressing
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
I am so glad I asked that question just so you could make that awful pun. You will make a nice jester in the new land.
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
You hate soda, your sister is a lesbian. You are just crushing dreams left and right today. All i have to say is, North or South?
DakotaMcKelley
Which ever calms your mood and makes your disappointment lessen
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
You might have a good future in politics with that fence riding.
DakotaMcKelley
I can run in 14 years see you in 2030
farticusprime
Well....at least you know they are not from Georgia
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
Now how do I know that?
farticusprime
honey....we dont drink pepsi in these parts - thats blasphemy - we dont ask what kind of soda you want....we ask what kind of coke you want
SingleFlamingle
@OP does your dad happen to own camo overalls?
DakotaMcKelley
Negative
IamMeWasTaken
Why does she have a staple in her nose?
Paintedbird
Resting bitch face over 9000
Starkiller02
I mean she is a lesbian
JackScagnetti1
KvatchGuard
Yeah @OP she's honestly hot
DakotaMcKelley
I mean shes a lesbian..
UnstoppableProductions
i really, really love that you're responding to these comments with the exact same line.
DakotaMcKelley
Hahah well i mean what else would i put haha
pmaguire13
"Just like me she doesn't like dicks"? "Sorry but she likes girls"? "My sister is more of a pussy girl"?
KvatchGuard
FUCK
pmaguire13
That was the plan wasn't it?
Seanston
Feya is that you?!
barbqspareribs
@op do you say anything else besides "I mean shes a lesbian.."
DakotaMcKelley
Yeah
Gradwin
Ansatsunin
Not everyone cares to have selfies of them taken and posted online. And your sister's hot.
WafflesMcGee
she does butt stuff
DakotaMcKelley
I mean shes a lesbian..
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Lesbians can do buttstuff too
omadonnadellerose
Faye Reagan?
TheLastSpanishInquisitor
My thoughts exactly!
SilverSound
my first thought
EveryonesRaping
And will ferrell
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
Nah no freckles.
zackofspades
Sometimes the freckles appear after tanning, I'm holding out hope (and holding something else).
PaperCl1p
Really they're indicative of too much sun exposure, not really a good thing for your health long term
themoodypancake
You're saying I should just not leave my house? No problem.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
I have touched myself so many times to Faye Reagan, if I say this girl irl I would probably make a mess.
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
There are some times where I don't like the anonymity afforded to everyone on the internet, allowing them to say whatever they want.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Pretty harmless comment. I would say in to you in person. No biggie
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
I'd prefer that you don't walk up to me and tell me about your masturbation habits.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
If you were all ready talking about a porn star then what's the big deal?
Jeanist
Go see a doctor
beerthoven
Same. Are you also a fan of Charlotte stokely?
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Yes. Yes I am. Thanks, pal.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Let me check
IFUCKEVERYTHING
*saw
BookGoblinz
We feel the love :s - I wished my dad a happy fathers day too but I'm an Aussie so... he get another in September lol but he worth two.
DudeManDudeman
So what's up with your sister, she single or what
OrangeyougladImnaked
Yeah is she like down to clown because I'm chill
Fuzzynubz
Don't borrow trouble.
OnlyLennyFace
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TorqueImg
username checks out
ChopperDawg
she looks single and will probably stay that way
ThalosTheSoviet
Why does your sister look like Faye Reagan?
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Exactly what I thought!
AngryKoali
good Ol' Internet. If you can't have her, find the porn star she looks like and fap to her
sprbwlshuffler
What a time to be alive.
DakotaMcKelley
I mean shes a lesbian..
Hxs115
Your sister has something on her nose. I think it's a booger
hiddenchild
I can always get a sex change
Dragonogh
So that's why she's pissed off…
KuddleWumpous
What a coincidence! I only like women too!
flamingchickens
Alright that makes it better for me
tomyironmane
I almost said "With those glasses and that nose ring, she probably is. For a reason." But hey, maybe she just has resting bitch face.
barnold10
I'm a lesbian as well. This intrigues me. She single ? Or what
janicefromfriendslefttitty
So you're saying there's a chance
GhostleyNerdicus
There's the comment I was looking for!
pmaguire13
JohnnieIII
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firepower412
I didn't know Gus played Sam in Holes. Huh.
TheFartingIrish
You know that's right.
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
Implying that she's broken? Shame on you! (Disclaimer: comment for humour purposes only, not to be taken seriously.)
JohnnieIII
I was hoping for no serious backlash because there was no I can Change that haha
sillyvampire14
Perfect.
GunslingerGonzo
That didn't answer the question
Empurpled
I les she's a meanbian.
KOBK
I like you alot.
bigballershotcaller
I'm Lebanese also, what part is she from
ItsMattyNotDaddy
I'd get a sex change for that face
Sicarian666
1corinthians13
But i mean does she like dudes?
judgmentday206
Challenge accepted.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
She reminds me of a chick I knew in college... I had tripped her brother down some stairs in high school... Nathan?
AngryKoali
No, it's Patrick!
DakotaMcKelley
No, its Dakota but i feels
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Damn that would've been brilliant. I never did really apologize to the little bugger. His sis thanked me for doing it to him though...
TheOneWhoLikesRunning
Hey I'm Dakota too
Downvotepartyho
Not convinced that's not Faye Ragen
FizzleWizzle
I'm a guy, but.... I could make her a little more open minded.... Get it because open... And my penis. Laugh.
realFloridaMan
i'm also a lesbian. trapped in a man's body. i used to be a man trapped in a woman's body, but then my mom gave birth. so ya
HyperxCookie
I wish I could favorite comments :(
Meatstallion
Smooth
throwawayaccount117420
DAMN IT I had this exact response and then after I post mine...have to delete because you're right here ;-;....nice.
bvelezp
bullshit
AngryKoali
BoomSticks6619
https://I.imgur.com/AxNFauH.gif Always upvote this gif, and you can react with the same gif! Did I just break imgur?!
Chikkuri
dear god, what have you started?
AndreAllstateDankMemes
https://I.imgur.com/AxNFauH.gif
Steelejr98
Poetry, pure poetry
GoDDstopper
This guy here. http://imgur.com/YOaAVTJ
ll3ubbles
How long were you licking the carpet before you felt like a lesbian?
strangeprimate
This comment made me laugh out loud
CoRektiveAction
She has to at least like you for that comment.
SirFeatherbottom
But before that you were trapped in another man's body until your parents decided to have you
jaimico34
Best answer ever I'll use it on the near future
IgiveupIdontknowwhatusernametopick
Hahaha, holy fuck. Laughed for a good solid minute. Nice. XD
ilikeitilikeitalot
Beautiful.
RixLite
Owlnightmares
What a ride.
pmaguire13
You know by today's PC culture of you were serious enough about it people would HAVE to believe you.
yourmomisminenow
you aren't weird to society if you're mental enough.
getoffmytrain
Wooooo woooo DID YOU JUST PREMATURELY CHECK SOMEONES PEIVELAGE BRO?!
randomCatholicguy
It's actually incredible. It's gotten hard to distinguish what I would think is bad satire from reality.
ruckyduck
Ohhhh you PC bro?
sprbwlshuffler
WOO WOO!
yourmomisminenow
I have my 2 fedora's right here bro.
Hypercube9
Nowadays, it's hard to know exactly where to pee, so I use the drinking fountains in-between the men & ladies restrooms.
pmaguire13
Really? I like to go into the kitchen in restaurants and pee in the freezer. In stores I use the display toilets :P
Tensa47
Your sister looks like the kind of girl that tells guys it's an "ass day" when she's on her period.
DakotaMcKelley
I mean shes a lesbian..
pmaguire13
Well she could still tell guys that it's an ass day when she is on her period, along with mentioning how she likes females.
Tensa47
Oh good then you don't have to worry
DakotaMcKelley
Exactly my friend
Tensa47
Oh is this how you make freinds? Have I finally done it!?
pmaguire13
No, as a victim of this very thing, they are just being nice.