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Nov 9, 2021 7:22 AM
TheBloodyLady
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ObliviousStranger
Been watching Castlevania on Netflix again... Boy does Drac take his wife's death seriously
Helveticus
Borat: "Mah Wife!"
kaiserkevin
From a necromancer to a necromantic?
izme1000
Is it still necrophilia?
soulsource
My favourite Rat Queens quote: "You can't spell Necromancer without Romance!"
IchitheKira
and a note for the wise: when the fire dies you think it's over, but it has just begun
sentiMountain
Err.. a Necrophiliac would have the same expression, no?
IAmZephyre
Funny, necrophiliacs get the same look on their faces....
BeeWoman
ANKHSUNAMUN
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squirrellbot
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiu1hPdJk-Y&ab_channel=PowerwolfBand
ProudAussie
She's still a dead root.
buttdestroyer
Me: Go meet a psychiatrist because I totally didn't know I have a wife and I might be mentally ill.
tinyCabbage
I. T: I'll release her PCs static ip into the void.
theangryjanitor
Some foods are better when they're reheated. Like Chinese food
Regeny
"Necromancy is just healing with bad timing." - Someone, somewhere
finalbravo
It’s free real estate
DankPelican
prone bone
PassiveCommenter
Had an Idea for a mummy themed undead pact of the tome warlock.
daveguitar
shorey66
Caramhia
JacksNaggingProcrastination
CuddlesWithChickens
Lol, what's the source on this?
JacksNaggingProcrastination
Original? I don’t know. I found it in a meme dump
Treblaine
MAAAAY WAAAAIF!
DurendaI
When you have diamonds, no one stays dead for long.
textilelover
Unless their soul is trapped somewhere...
DurendaI
"GODS FUCKING DAMN IT, GROG!!!"
nahlej
Voltair
That Necromancer needs to take better care of himself.
gtmiller
Looks like he has been doing self care.
HedonistBeard
Look, necromancers aren't well loved. Trying to get some practice in will get you in deep shit. You end up practicing on yourself and well..
Shovi
And he should learn to do better poses, that one looks a bit stupid.
OldSwedishGrandma
Oh, he was so sexy in that movie that rooted for him, despite Brendan Frasier. Come to think of it, only hot people in that film.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
1. Isn't that how all movies work? 2. Even John Hannah and Kevin J. O'Conner?
squirrellbot
Have you seen Elephant Man? Or most David Lynch movies for that matter.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
hey. Don't kink-shame here!
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
"I also choose this guy's dead wife"
Sleepy360
Aliubi
Can't spell necromancer without romance
GermanBeer69
Obligatory this guys wife claim
Bigblackdick69
BantersaurousRex
Ok David... BBC News - David Fuller: Independent inquiry announced into mortuary abuse
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-59207611
madcatii
Fhant
*Whsipered* Anck-Su-Namun...
Demoneli
0plus1plus0
I love that thicc jiggle.... Soft women are the best
Itscalledart
Plump is the best
bangupjobbud
Why do I recognize this but am completely unable to place it?
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
TalkinRadio
Legend
BurningSwitch
Isn't she the emperors concubine though. Wasn't Imhotep cuckolding him?
Sinikko
That's the joke. It's this guys wife
BurningSwitch
ooooooooooh thanks