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Mar 19, 2018 3:02 AM
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shinyRK9
#3 and of course, misuses "whom"
RockMeLikeASugarcane
He made some choice grammatical errors. I especially liked the way he threw in 'juxtapose' like he knew what it meant.
shinyRK9
not to mention "extend a olive tree". he's not giving you the branch, baby! it's the whole damn tree!
RockMeLikeASugarcane
I bet he and his jacked up core pulled the damn thing right out of the ground!
Igotthisguys
"I assure you I am swole"
WhoIsThisIMGUR
I couldn't help but laugh at that
itsybitsykitsy
The misplaced whom really bothered me
ghostanom
whom'e'us'tve'iu you mean?
itsybitsykitsy
Quite
spaceasaurus
Luckily I’ve only had to deal with this a couple times. And only one time was it this intense. Some people can be real creeps.
KenGiffeyJr
MarksmanPenguin
I like how he reached out with an entire olive tree
ImDickGuillotineAndYourListeningToNPR
When just an olive branch won't do.
dogestyle
according to her it was more like a shriveled twig
KumAtMeBro
It's because he's swole
Vokoru
His core is jacked!
corkdaddy
This brings my anxiety through all 3 or 5 levels of his entitlement.
braidertom
You even gave the guy a chance to chill out and have a normal conversation after he first went overboard.
CandyDandyRainbow
Entitlement at its finest
MinBlick
*Buzzer sound* What happens when someone work only on the surface stuff and ignore everything else to get even with the world?
dogestyle
doesn't matter, got swoll
Angrynortherner
Ooh oh I know this one! r/niceguys!
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
How can a virgin have any entitlement? This is what happens when the typical guy is ignored his whole life.
Darkspire
Hsssst! Get! Get outside! Don't make me get a broom!
CandyDandyRainbow
Easy he thinks he's owed sex because he wants it and ignores what the other person wants
Judsom
Found him!
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
Nah I just have my eyes open with what's going on with dudes these days. Keep wondering why schools are getting shot up
CandyDandyRainbow
They're assholes because of entitlement so they need to learn basic respect
JustSomeCanadianDude
No this is what happens when someone isn't taught how to respect others
TheHappyHermit
Scary thing is this could be the type of creepy person that ends up doing stuff like the UCSB shooter
CourtCaptain
My core is jacked
sangman
Yessss
grrrrrrr
I assure you I’m swoll
ILoveTomHiddleston
I am swoll
ShowMeYourButtonhole
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SpicyMonkey
next tinder bio text
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
and just have one of your pictures be an apple core sitting on a car jack
SpicyMonkey
i'll be honest....that took longer than it should have to get.
TonySlattery
I have a six pack hidden under my keg
ElodinTheMad
Only 1 keg? Pshaw
Muffdiver9
Pretty sure she started backing away when she realized he was lying about college and overcompensating with fitness.
tzxAzrael
pretty sure she was backing away LONG before that lol.
Muffdiver9
Yeah, but she reengaged too, which I mean, isn't an excuse for him to be shitty, but it's after that where she pulls away for good.
krowonod
I extend you an olive tree!
krowonod
A* olive tree
lentcent
“What am I supposed to juxtapose from that??”
krowonod
You'll never score a man like me with a mouth like that.
JustSomeCanadianDude
This belongs at r/niceguys
KiwiGameDev
Gonna wait for it to hit YT
sazbo
r/inceltears
theirownreward
This belongs in an evidence locker
DoublevBomb
BlueSpaceLizard
Man, he's swol!
Nikagor
his core is huge..and he has a job, while at the same time having a degree and having not enough credits for that yet..so total package.
mypeesmellslikeluckycharms
dammit I was just about to comment that
Greypuppy
and /r/creepyPMs
calyxium
Reading these comments as a woman who has met a lot of dudes like this, I feel like... what did you guys THINK we were complaining about?
Muffdiver9
I'd assume most of us are actually sane and this behavior is so fucking ridiculous it's not the first thing we think of.
TopCommenter
As someone who has very few positive traits and a vagina, I can confirm that this happens to *all of us*, not just the pretty ones.
Muffdiver9
First off, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, don't be so hard on yourself. Second, for me it's hard to understand how he doesn't see /1
TopCommenter
While I appreciate the sentiment, I'm a tranny with no job and I have to walk with a cane. Hardly anyone's dream partner.
Muffdiver9
What a complete douchebag he's being. Like any relatively normal guy sees this behavior as wildly inappropriate, how doesn't he? /2
TopCommenter
1 Ditto what the other commenter said. Grandma shows that this kind of behavior is tolerated in the family and hardly seems "abnormal" in
SanityPup
Check out the response from his grandma and it'll clear up a bit.
TrijezniMujo
Hysteria due to your female icky wicky hormones?
Gosuamakenatek
What do you even do with guys like this? How do you find is the best way to handle them?
Onlypostcuteness
LOL. Call them out (100% does not work). They spit venomous words. Block and move on with life.
Kuvajainen
I send them dumb shitty memes or random wikipedia articles or other sfw things until they get bored and leave me alone.
Kuvajainen
Usually, I mean. If they're nasty it's time for blue waffle, huge zit popping, trypophobia and other fun things found on internet.
Gosuamakenatek
That...is...
sittingducka
Usually blocking them and hope they don't find you. I've started making sure men don't know where I live until I've known them for awhile.
Onlypostcuteness
It took my friends literally years to learn where I lived. A relationship has got to build before I let them in. Stalkers can scar a person.
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
When some neckbeard from high school messaged me a couple years ago I gave short, unfriendly answers twice then stopped replying.
ILoveTomHiddleston
First i am polite and tell them no. Then i get less polite and more aggressive and they get a nice round of teaching. Then block.
ILoveTomHiddleston
If it's funny, post online, with name, no shame. If a dude has the balls to harass women online i am not afraid of posting screenshots.
Gosuamakenatek
Yes, I love it!
calyxium
Reject them politely but firmly (lots won't give up then accuse of leading on unless you're explicit), block them if they start harassing-
calyxium
-tell your friends and boss if they escalate to stalking, showing up at your house, work etc. Make sure they know not to give them any info-
calyxium
-on you, lock down your social media & check privacy settings.
Gosuamakenatek
God damn! Isn't there an easier option? Like nuking the planet from orbit? I'd support it if it meant guys like this no longer exist.
A1ekazam
Jesus christ. She did NOT lead him on in any way.
SayonaraSally
Yeah when I first read that I thought for sure I had missed a couple of images
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
He knows he's invisible, guys
StarkRG
"I'm not interested" "Why are you leading me on like this?" "I'm not interested" "Ok, since you're clearly so interested, here's my dick."
Gosuamakenatek
To guys like this, even a woman vomiting in horror at the sight of him means she's just playing hard to get and clearly wants him.
Nikagor
she set him borders right at the beginning, giving him further attention clearly was a mistake, but that dude is a scumbag anyway
PugkinSpiceLatte
I always thought of it as a little thirsty to answer unknown numbers and then carry out an unsolicited conversation. Actions confuse words.
PugkinSpiceLatte
Not to say OP did anything to "ask for it" but it is reaaaally easy to avoid this by ignoring/blocking right out the gate.
A1ekazam
Curiosity killed the cat I suppose.
Matriikohzey
It's really sad that someone considers getting a response at all as a "win" in their books and considers it total infatuation.
A1ekazam
I mean I consider a response as a win but not infatuation haha. Then again I don't get many women in my life.
whatfloatsyourboat
I get so confused. Some guys need a giant sign saying "I LIKE YOU," while others think a "hello" means "I want to fuck you"
Noodlevillian
Are you saying you like me? Yo, do I have a great dick pic for you!
A1ekazam
I'm very much the type to need the sign in neon lights.
PubstarHero
If by giant sign you mean bilboard, thats me.
steve77777777
@op I am jacked and just got my degree in custodial studies. I have a sick six pack pls respond I can give you my love and make you moan.
ILoveTomHiddleston
And provide for you
OviliskTwo
I'm disturbed. This is incredibly disturbing. This is like, militant insecurity. How often do dudes like this pop up ladies?
Colanah
Any day, any time, any where.
TheAnimalLady
Wayyy more often than anyone should be comfortable with.
preaction
It's worse: Most of what he's saying is about how she forces him to feel feelings, and she needs to take responsibility for those feelings.
vauhtihirmu
And that guy's name? Frollo from Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Kuvajainen
sittingducka
I've come across 6 grade A psycho guys like this in my life. My friend has unfortunetly encountered a lot more. Also not sure if I should 1
sittingducka
count the street harassers, or the groper. 2
soithascometothiswasalreadytaken
*M'ladies *
Onlypostcuteness
Often enough people say I should make a blog of all the horrible guys I've had message me.
ILoveTomHiddleston
So many times... I have no patience anymore. Everytime someone i don't know messages me, i am the rudest bitch they have encountered.
ILoveTomHiddleston
"nobody will want you with that attitude" yeah, that's the goal, go the fuck away.
calyxium
The 180 from Nice Guy to "you're a bitch anyway no one will love you" is like 50% of dudes I say no to. The entitlement is about 25-30% 1/2
calyxium
2/2 but there's a small percentage of ones who get worse, and start with harassment, threats or stalking after you say no.
TopCommenter
Judging by the other's responses, I feel lucky that I've "only" encountered three so far. Granted, I'm not beautiful by any metric.
carbolicious
I've never encountered any. Although I never leave my house and I'm extremely mean if I sense a crush.
FallingStar7669
You've got good grammar and spelling, so that's something. Not knowing anything else about you, that's all I can manage.
Fleaturtle
A lot. This kind of stuff is also why women feel they have to be nice. If you say "no," the aggression can sometimes be so scary.
Onlypostcuteness
Like end up in a trash bag scary.
carbolicious
But also being nice is leading them on. It's lose/lose.
blahblum
Often enough that I have friends joking about whether I've met my monthly target...
CthulhuBubbles
A lot, especially if you get into online dating.
tamitxgrl
This is the most extreme but I encounter a “nice guy” in some form every few months since puberty
Horsenippleking
Send him a better much larger dick out of the blue
Kuvajainen
I've come across a few and I haven't been using any dating sites or apps or even been available for dating. It's yucky.
margaretolson
Yep. I was using a non-dating related app years ago and had guys PMing dick pics almost daily. It was ridiculous
Terallodaktus
Regularly every odd month or so with varying creep levels. Last dude who keeps texting got my number without permission started a week ago.
Darkspire
Might want to look into blocking numbers. Such a dumb idea, that's always creepy.
lonelylinguist
Fuck, it’s always the same innit. “nice guy” / “I’ve thought about you for so long” / “no one wants you or could ever be attracted to you”
ArdentSlacker
Early in college, homesick, I e-mailed an old crush. A couple weeks later, no response, I stated feeling crushed by not hearing back, and 1+
ArdentSlacker
2+ wished her well. She responded, said "that's so not going to work and you know, distance sucks. And I had a promising date!" and since I
ArdentSlacker
3/3 ain't a piece o' shit, I said "Cool. Sorry to pressure. I know it was dumb." and we wished each other luck with college finals.
ArdentSlacker
4/3 point being, awkward without being an ass is totally an option. ^^;
DoublevBomb
septillion
textbook, projecting his own insecurity.
Bibulus
It's truly incredible how quickly some people can go from "I desperately want you" to "no one could ever be attracted to you"
lonelylinguist
Rationally I know they’re just lashing out because they feel like their masculinity has been attacked, but the way they do it is ridiculous.
ArdentSlacker
Honestly, lashing out because someone implied or insulted your "masculinity" isn't... excusable. It's just proving that you're worth nothing
lonelylinguist
Yeah, it’s not excusable, just explicable. It sucks that so many men get to the point where they behave like this in the first place.
KjTheLightning
you knpw that if the first thing the guy says after taking from so long is he got b"buff" and "Swole" means he's just covering insecurity
KjTheLightning
with muscle mass.
ArdentSlacker
And failing. :D
lonelylinguist
Also it’s weirdly consistent, this pattern of—ask girl out, politely rejected, send dick pic, firmly rejected, call girl bitch/slut/ugly. :/
SpicyMonkey
yeah, becasue calling us a bitch/slut/ugly will make us change our minds
lonelylinguist
Oh of course, obviously the best way to make someone like you is to be cringey, pretentious, entitled, self-centered, creepy, & insulting.
SpicyMonkey
wait!....that doesn't work for you?
TheWombatStrikesAgain
They don't say it to change your minds, they say it to protect their fragile egos. Because if you're just a bitch, they did nothing wrong.
SpicyMonkey
and yet, they'd change their minds in a heartbeat if you agreed to see them....so they are still hopefull....
ihateimgurffs
Reason is that they were taught that: women should be placed on pedestals, yet they are sex objects. They were also taught that being nice >
ihateimgurffs
get's them rewards. Couple it with being utterly boring human beings, they assume the woman they are "courting" is perfection, and when >
ihateimgurffs
> she rejects them because they are shits, they assume it is because that woman was not perfect, but a whore, since women are not humans.
calyxium
It's a pretty scary example of black and white thinking.
ihateimgurffs
Hey look, an image on front page about that >
ILoveTomHiddleston
Yaaaassss kitty
Onlypostcuteness
I wonder what his response was...
Gloriously
I can’t believe she told him the school. Hopefully it was a fake school or I would change schools.
tamitxgrl
Yah. That was really stupid of me. It’s a HUGE school though and I don’t live on or even particularly near campus.
sittingducka
I was scared for awhile since the stalker duded I went on one date knew the neighborhood I was in. Feel so much better after I moved. 1
sittingducka
Glad you don't live anywhere near campus and the school is huge. I'm sorry you had to deal with this asshole. You seem like a kind person 2
sittingducka
You rejected him very politely and gave him a chance to talk. Best of luck in your studies! 3
wellreadfox
I’ve done similar before, unfortunately. You trust people can be normal human beings and sometimes you are just terribly wrong ):
tamitxgrl
Yep. He wasn’t scary like this in high school either, so I was unprepared.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Unfortunately our society doesn't exactly teach proper, respectful ways to approach women. It's all "get what you want." So quiet guys can
MatrimBloodyCauthon
have trouble figuring it out. This is the deep end of that, though, with an asshole. Sorry you experienced it :(
Frogapus
Ladies: as soon as you hear "I'm not like other guys..." RUN.
ArdentSlacker
Yeah, other guys are human. So... best case, they're coming out of the terminator closet. Worst case, lovecraftian horror.
Highlander8795
Same for girls honestly, that line is a big red flag
Yrmsteak
F: "Oh so youre a cop? You mean like Will Ferrel in Other Guys?" M: "I'm not like Other Guys. I actually am competent in the workplace." 1/2
Yrmsteak
^ The only exception to the rule
mypeesmellslikeluckycharms
What if he then immediately shows you that he has 6 toes?
Colanah
I do not EVEN doubt the realness of this. Not a bit. Reason: Being female, often online, used dating sites and chat rooms.*
soithascometothiswasalreadytaken
Well online dating sucks for everybody
Vesarret
Yep, even as a gay guy who fits the more feminine twink type, I've experienced creeps, just not quite on that level.
Colanah
T.T You poor sweet thing. *shares tea.* It's the unsolicited peeks at Wee Willy Winkles that always gets me.
Fleaturtle
Yes.
Gosuamakenatek
I'm just impressed by how closely he followed the Fake Nice Guy Manual to Harassing Women.
Colanah
Sometimes the saddest thing is when an FNG really, honestly believes they're a genuinely nice guy.
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BranBanana
There needs to be some sort of quiz or test to eliminate people like this from being able to speak to women.
Colanah
Yes. No doubt the ephemeral hope of getting laid has blinded such people to the reality of talking to another human being.
carbolicious
Weirdly enough I suspect brothels would be the solution to nice guys because virginity is the main cause.
calyxium
It would be nice if we could order them to take an educational course on how to talk to women, like you do with bad drivers.
Colanah
It'll be next door to the "Parenting Permits" training and "Tolerance of Differing Opinions" courses for those you think need to know!
BranBanana
Ok so social interaction licenses I guess is what we're getting at haha.
JupiterCooper
I don't even find this funny, just upsetting
astromoondoggie
He's right, you know - you do owe him something for sending you the dick pic. Send back a bigger, harder dick to even things up.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Better yet. Send him back a picture of a penis that has been cut open... That out to freak him out.
UnsaturatedFat
Plot twist, he's bisexual.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
So all you chicks out there, if a guy sends you unsolicited dick pics, send him unsolicited dick pics.
sittingducka
Too dangerous, these men are unstable. I wouldn't want to escalate.
TopCommenter
And if he takes well to this, redirect him to grindr.
margaretolson
I used to do this. They sent me one and I'd respond with pics of some other dude's dick
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
And then they're all offended and wonder why you would do that.
KumAtMeBro
I'm so sorry this happened to you. Based on these messages you seem so classy and kind. This guy is awful!
tamitxgrl
Thank you!
dudeduderson
Every time I remember that guys like that are out there, I weep a little.
Derplord
Ah yes, nice guys. But please don't forget the nice girls.
buddhabowl
There are so many of them.
DoublevBomb
Bibulus
At the same time, it's a little bit reassuring to know that I'm not nearly as socially inept as I could be
cyno01
Yeah not all men and all that, but still too many.
MargarineMeadow
I legitimately thought the whole neck beard thing was overblown. This is, idk, beyond words.
ICreatedThisAccountToPostPicsOfMyTwoCats
How does this even happen? It's just so ridiculous to think people like this are out there.
Jackyjoker100
Never really thought people like this existed wow just wow
riffraughs
R/niceguys https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=14Gufx2_LDs
CrazyDavester
At first I thought it was neckbeard but then it became fuckboy...it's definitely a strange conglomeration of all the bad types of guys
causamortis1
Just browse r/niceguys, r/creepypms/, r/braincels. It's sad yet entertaining.
Dyslexicbirch
Ive met a couple all you can do is block them and move on
Frogodo25
I have one too. Apparently no means yes and "there's no spark, you remind me of my ex" means I wanna fuck...
ZedaZ80
These kinds of guys try to get with my wife semi-frequently. Like she'll be minding her own business working on homework and they'll sidle
ZedaZ80
up, ask her out either rudely or not, then when she rejects they call her a bitch or whatnot, or say things like, "your wife can join too"
ZedaZ80
She got really skilled at shutting them down, so it was really awkward the last time when the guy wasn't a cunt and took rejection in stride
MarshmalineTheCampfireQueen
I've met a few. At least one asked if he could send a dick pic. He just did it anyway when I said no
dumbefi
at least he asked?
MarshmalineTheCampfireQueen
That's what I say now lol
Bibulus
Well clearly no means yes
DJBigTed
Unfortunately illiteracy seems to correlate with desire to show women your junk without their consent.
Dyslexicbirch
Idk why but that makes me think of Richard talking about blured lines https://youtu.be/htYOgDs6ROE
SoloCrescent4
Whenever I see shit like this I thank the stars I'm not one of those creeps
ZtMaizeNBlue
And to think this guy wants to be a corrections office or a cop, let alone the fact he can legally purchase a gun; he's clearly unstable.
calyxium
Guys, you can help. If you see your friends treating women badly, being creepy, not backing off after a 'no', call them out on it, please.
TrijezniMujo
Oh noes, that's whiteknighting.
calyxium
Whiteknighting is something you do at women for their approval. This is holding your male friends accountable for their shitty actions.
TrijezniMujo
That's just semantics, what's important is how it gets interpreted by folks around. And it's gonna be taken as whiteknighting.
PurpleCircles
Nah man you gotta be the voice of reason when friends lose their way.
ImADoctorNotAnImgurian
What's important is that you help women feel safe and make sure your friends know they're kinda pieces of shit...
calyxium
It's not semantics. Whiteknighting would be trying to protect your female friends. We need dudes in dude circles to call out their dude 1/2
carbolicious
People like this don't really have friends.
KeithQ96
In before me with this comment.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
"Nice guy"
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DoublevBomb
ISpotNipple
I hope this isn't real cause if it is, then Jesus fucking Christ..
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
I don’t doubt people like this exist, but how would this person, with a new phone and no contacts, have this random dudes grandmas number
ILoveTomHiddleston
Fb is a thing
Lolzorski
Its hard to tell but there's definitely some really mesed up people out there. Though my experience is with girls but creepy knows no gender
hotdudecurator
I love when stupid guys do stuff like this and then the other person sends it to gma or their mom
doctorpenguinphd
Oh, buddy. Once you've gotten a few of these you stop questioning if they're real.
Fleaturtle
Exactly.
calyxium
It's so weird as a woman realising all these dudes have never even SEEN this.
sittingducka
I know, I feel like most women as experienced something like this at least once but a lot of men have absolutely no idea.
Onlypostcuteness
Right? I show my male friends what I deal with and they are shocked by the behavior. They give good advice on what to do with them.
vauhtihirmu
You frequent sites like imgur for a while and you will run into these in posts. Which is good, shows dudes what many women have to deal with
TrijezniMujo
To be fair, I've never received dick pics.
FailFish
LufenianWarlock
The irony is that he might be the worst criminologist ever... Dumbass didn't know that act could give him 15 years minimal in prison.
chromofoam
Turns out he’s not even in school - see linked response from his grandma when @OP sends her a msg about her grandson. Savage.
AirTreesWaterAnimals
You missed out on a wild relationship OP.
Snotty128
Some real ‘until death do us part’ shit
bobtheaxolotl
And on being the inspiration for an episode of Law and Order.
WarKittyKat
I've heard diphtheria is a wild ride too.
LordCowBell
He only wanted to wear her skin a little
IdleNarrator
a real joyride
MisterLemons
"Wild", right.
PastryLife
xxxchocolatebearxxx
I've experienced this more than once & it's honestly fucking terrifying when someone who is clearly mentally unstable thinks they're "nice".
ChainmailleAddict
Or anyone, for that matter. Have some self-confidence, sure, but thinking of yourself as "nice" can fast become a sense of entitlement.
DoublevBomb
IWouldDoThings
I love how if you don't answer guys like that, the tones of the messages go back and forth from nice to creepy to hateful to threatening.
randawg
Incels, MGTOW, Red-pill; all of them are misogynist, entitled, and out of touch with reality. They're the end result of a society that 1/
randawg
considers women as being less than men and equate femininity with weakness. Most men aren't white knight level assholes, but most of us 2/
randawg
could benefit from reevaluating some of our assumptions. We see plenty of feminist bashing on this site, but just consider that 3/
randawg
understanding what feminism actually is could help us prevent guys like this from reaching dangerous levels of delusion and self-loathing4/
randawg
We need to understand what actually makes us strong and valuable as men and that we need the women in our lives as much as they need us. 5/5
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
Being invisible turns people neurotic.ur painting a wide brush. I've had women bother me, hunt me down at work.I didn't humiliate to grandpa
imgonnahurtu
I read your whole chain, just responding here: This is a two way street. Our society objectifies women but also treats boys and men - 1/?
imgonnahurtu
in general like utter garbage. It's super shitty, but women have 'innate value' as objects. Men have value based entirely on their - 2/?
imgonnahurtu
ability to provide / what they 'have to offer'. Men, at a baseline, are worthless. We have all kinds of support and out reach for women -3/?
imgonnahurtu
while men are left figuring their own crap out and actively villainized or critized when they dare seek help because it's not "manly" - 4/?
CandyCaneClorox
it's a pattern. I think it has to do with not being really 'taught' how to ask girls out or be with them so they do look to movies and 1/2
pockpock
I assume the "movies" are porn
HighlySexualLobster
Porn is porn. Its mentally categorized as such. These guys aren't getting pizza delivery, pawn shop, or driving instructor jobs to get laid.
calyxium
Most romance movies tbh tell really bad messages about how to ask women out. For example, persistence always wins out, even if she's said no
calyxium
There's one where a kid keeps asking his babysitter out after she says "You're making me uncomfortable, stop." And his dad tells him to 1/2
calyxium
2/2 be persistent - that's how he got his mother. Kid keeps trying and in the end is rewarded by the girl liking him.
CandyCaneClorox
shit to learn so they always think money and support is how you get a girl and not actual personality and because of that they seem creepy.
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
Seem? I think this blows creepy straight out the water.
CandyCaneClorox
this guy was obviously an asshole, but I dont think a lot of the "nice guys" try to be creepy. they just don't know how to approach.
HighlySexualLobster
Something is creepy when its ambiguously dangerous. Someone who uses "nice" as currency to buy pussy, making a person a commodity = creepy
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
As a bloke I could have this wrong but from where I'm standing its not just the "approach", its the extreme outburst of anger etc at the 1/
calyxium
This is part of what we call toxic masculinity imo. He imagined she wouldn't want him because he wasn't manly enough, so he worked out 1/2
calyxium
2/2 so he can be 'manly' and 'provide for her' and now believes getting the girl he never actually got to know is his reward.
BranBanana
Basically he made assumptions of what she would want without ever talking to her or getting to know her. It seems like this guy's (1/?)
BranBanana
personality has kept him far away from getting close to knowing that you just need to get to know someone. He makes it all about him. (2/?)
monkeymuffins
Yeah... I had a paedophile send me underwear in the mail and get angry that I didn't wear them and show him after he'd made a "nice" gesture
Sweetbit
It's disturbing the amount of boys/men that transform a womans civil/polite friendliness into, she wants/needs me, can't live w/o me.
Sweetbit
I so much prefer the company of men to women, I have more in common with them, but the amount of times this happens is so tiring.
aimeethedrummer
Same with me.
calyxium
Same. Plus you never know which one might go stalker on you. I had a dude I politely rejected hunt down all my social media profiles, 1/?
calyxium
2/2 posting really angry rant stuff and threats about me, sending messages etc, and making new accounts when I blocked him, for weeks.
Terallodaktus
Mine turned up at my parents' house and talked to my Mum, thankfully I'd moved out already. To this day I have no idea how he got the adress
calyxium
So sorry you had to deal with that. My friend right now is dealing with a guy from her church who got her number without her permission1/2
calyxium
2/2 and has been asking her out ignoring her no's. She's scared he might have gotten her address somehow, too.
gamingassassin
on behalf of all men I am sorry for asshats like that.
calyxium
Thanks! You can help! If you see your friends treating women badly, persisting after they've said "no", call them out on it. They won't 1/2
calyxium
2/2 listen to women telling them that it's wrong, but if it costs them social status from fellow dudes they might stop.
sacrosanctt
Pretty sure fact that he sent a dick pic and keeps saying kys makes this sexual assault and threatening. Could probably go to cops
Arkworthy
If it were real, I'm sure they would.
mooseandsquirrell
My friend wants to know what kys means
Fleaturtle
I had no idea what that meant. I thought it was her nickname or something. That's awful
AtorTheInvincible
Yeah, I thought so too. Wow, it got even worse. And I already thought it was at max.
iCHACHA
It means “kill yourself” as far as I know.
mooseandsquirrell
That's low. Terrible thing to say to anyone.
FindingMyFootlongFrikadelleMadeMeHappy
I read the text completely different.. "Kys" means "kiss" in danish.. God damn..
ILoveTomHiddleston
Oh
snusnuvolunteer
So how'd the Grandma respond? Don't keep us waiting!
goodyoneshoes
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okladyiloveyoubyebye
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NoRose
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Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
She sent a dick pic back
TheArkhamAsylumAccountsPayableClerk
Asking the real questions.
itsybitsykitsy
ActionArmadillo
My meme now, bro.
itsybitsykitsy
Snoot doot
SmellsLikeRocks
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MRgetsdownvotedalot
Grandma also sent her a unsolicited wrinkly P pick.. I hope naaat.
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perkeli
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Gloriously
She is one of the 5 women I think. Just deducing that from how twisted and sick this guy comes off as.
youarekiddingrightnow
Wonder how many women he has taght a lesson with his gists?
Boufus
Probably none... I’m pretty sure this guy doesn’t understand gists, let alone whole concepts well enough to teach lessons with just gists
narniasreal
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DeadArcadian
https://78.media.tumblr.com/ac50b1c55105cb63f741fefa2caf6332/tumblr_omdt878Mnd1rrkahjo1_500.gif
MaybeAcat
Need to know!
siannybach
Amazingly handled, OP.
Bukulu
She was already on his speed dial
bovinobard
this deserves more recognition
davegsm82
doot...
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Lizaderp
Dot to rule them all
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MyInboxIsSadAndEmpty
As an *actually* nice guy with a lot to offer in a relationship: I hope you find someone who makes you happy, especially if it's yourself.
Fait
Shit thats bad,I can see why he thinks his actions dont have consequences- so fkd up.I hope he doesnt turn up at your door or something 0_0
HermausMora
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ExecutorHideo
Whether this is real or fake, Im upvoting wverything for this wild ride your sharing with us...
CannibalisticHedgehog
Wow even grandma's an ass clown!!! How can people seriously think that this behaviour can be shrugged off as "boys will be boys"
imbatman58
What is gocsll?
bluecrab212
Crazy how blind people can be to their kid's/grandkid's behavior. Your were nicer than most people would have been in this situation.
HeyHalcyon
Awfully defensive of a disgrace to their family name.
CrypticNeutron
You should probably link this in the actual post!
Wellshiet
Grandmas are weird, how come you didn't send it to his mother?
Vesarret
Man fuck that response.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
“Frankly you could have conducted yourself more courteously” fuck that noise
Dorkypanda
I was just gonna say "boys will be boys" bull shit. Some shenanigans.
Denamic
What's the big deal? He only insulted, harassed, told her to kill herself, and sent a dick pic. Boys will be boys!
Vesarret
He was just confused. Especially about his criminology degree.
Denamic
Yeah, and she was clearly asking for it since she didn't delete her social media accounts upon him contacting her.
fluffyou
Sounds like she's been enabling this shit for a long time.
Naiix
Let him be. If he wants to behave like a retard and get laughed at for his apparently small dick then let him be.
CaptainAsshat
Until he physically lashes out and rapes someone.
nrvagntsoleatr360
Or worse kills someone.
IdleNarrator
wait this is real? Fuuuck, I was really hoping this was fake. Sorry you had to go trough this op. Hopefully it ends on this.
BluFoxe
"I think you could have handled yourself better there", for how you responded; "he was confused" & "boys will be boys" for how he responded.
lDanielHolm
When you are confronted with the behavior of someone you know that seems to you to be completely outside the norm, the reaction makes sense.
lDanielHolm
That doesn't make it okay, but it is at least understandable. Grandma did at least have the self-awareness to acknowledge it wasn't OK.
gingertastic93
.... I have no words
NotoriousDuchess
God damn it I was really hoping this was made up. I'm gonna cringe into a black hole.
Datsinginguy
I really don’t understand how he misunderstood your intentions. You were polite and clear. On behalf of most men, sorry.
donutguy
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tamitxgrl
No response yet. She hasn’t opened the messages. It’s late here and she doesn’t seem to go on often.
Okairii
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Ionlywearbattemakeup
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MumuBird
Holy shit this whole thing is REAL?!
manditas
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tellyourcatilovethem
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TheGrumpyViking
I really want this to be true
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:
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WhyDidYouDrankMyCocoaItWasMyCupWithASquirrel
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BearMcBeary
Reply wating.
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Dustwalker
i need to know this
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likehelly
i
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ALaVergitaPerrita
Yes please do!!!
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Dot
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avegancannibal
dot
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twotimer
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TheGuyWithTheAppleTattoo
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cadburymace
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GoGoGadgetBinoculars
jg071071071
Anyone remember the source for this? I can't find it anywhere
crepesofmath
Dot
Writeroffairytales
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FeelingLonelyFeelingFine
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ladydavis
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AHighlightedBanana
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LazyLoes
Dotting!
lemonsherbet
props to actually following through
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thisusernameisuseless
Dot.
thekaaron
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AnarchySong
Commenting for future updates
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RedLobsterBuns
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Bradalee
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ZykijoGaming
Dot
OrangeRanger
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JohnNguyen11
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Polpettaomorte
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Marsyas
... I must dot this.
MisterMayor
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SereniteeF
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Haelah
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TinyPhoenix
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Briwitched
I am here to creep for update.
sacrosanctt
Clarify for gramma that kys means kill yourself.
LordLink77
I need updates stat
iamawaffleiron
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FunniestUserNameInTheWorld
Comment for the update
ImWithThem
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BDD85
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Wiggiwoo
Wait.. you didn't just repost this? this is your messages? is this.... *OC*?
TotallyNotSean
Hot damn. This is perfect. DOT
jaecae
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TrickyGoblin
So good
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MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
Dòóôõöøőœþ
MiloGoesToIMGR
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BDD85
Giiiiiirrrl (assuming gender here), TELL ME warning bells were going off like crazy right from the start!
whosetweetisitz
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themessengersfriend
. The dot storm you’ve created is unreal
BeefaloKing
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damyen
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Mincis
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Ihatepickingusernamesgb7488
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sophrosyte
Please don't be a lie... Just this once... Come through for me Grandma..
sacrosanctt
ALSO GO TO THE FUCKING POLICE AND THEN GO TO A SEXUAL HARASSMENT LAWYER FOR FUCKS SAKE
heyimbrendan
I....shall dot this.
TheFlyingPinguin
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manmanmam101
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Swashy
....
princessfakecake
TheNecronomician
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TwoSidesBaked
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand ?!
NexExMachina
Dottttttttttt
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tecforce1
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MaladaptedMedic
Send it to his mother
imtryingsohard
Punto.
Ankath
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TeaRexParty
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Wekovski
The Dot Storm is real.
Moohuggernini
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cjwelch
I'll comment here, waiting for updates... sorry you had that happen. You seem very kind, from your forgiving his initial super creeping!
Azgymb
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MeekaChan
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beastlybob
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MoMoxAT
Dis some psychopath shit
TorFlathus
Someone that insecure should not be in law enforcement.
BrendaSnooze
From the reply I think delusional fantasy is also on the list.
Billythechilly
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Selitha
*grabs some popcorn*
pyrothief
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lastnightsdream
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MairiFirstOfHerName
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CourtnieLane
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FoxyRooibos
Creeeeppppyyy. Lets hope he doesn't try to find you! Be careful! D:
Rimgrimner
im dying to see the response
Newtling
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DyneDater
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NotStephanie
Oh, I want to hear this...
Holybelief
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adtbjbd
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BobPogo
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TrufflePickle
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Pterodactylcake
Also in need for update ????
kekkeruus
Bookmark
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AreThoseMyFeet
Doot
GeorgiePBurdell
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ThAfrican9023
donal100
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miagron
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joethebro
Dot
kipagami
Not a dot at all
AdventureTime12
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HatcrabZombie
Also waiting for response.
Jamiek9753
Dot.
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Anakindergarden
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ellispickle
Amazing
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DitaVonTetris
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Murvel
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APeanutAllergy
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FabioTheFabulousOtter
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AviMavi
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Whatyouregonnawannado
According to him he's acting perfectly reasonable, so it shouldn't be a problem.
Ppwer
Dot
DepressionIsMyPersonality
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chitterbug
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AlarmClockBandit
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jumperAwwLord
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GravyWonTon
Geez, how old is this kid? Why don't you just block his number?
WishyWashhy
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NerdyMechanic
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Avlaen
Im so sad that this is a real text... i felt uncomfortable just reading it!
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downofathistle
Thank you
gifasaurous
Hey you scratched out your college but grandma replied using your name. You may want to repost it without your name.
pleasewashyourbutthole
Dang, even the granny assumed you the blame. The fuck.
YaReal
Dude. His grandma is just as bad. « boys will be boys » ?? « You could have reacted better. » WTF
3DJutsu
I agree with ya, but to be fair Granny comes from a different time. My mom-in-law is a bit kinda hung up on 'man is provider'. Im a SAHD. XD
jepplax
oh man, i cant help but feel he is going to get no real repercussions since his gran thinks there is nothing "wrong" with him. dude is ill
SkiMaskThePlumpGod
wow, that is awful
ICanHyperSuperDuperFistYouOnFriday
Oh god. This is wonderful! How did he react on you sending the text chain to his grandmother?
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TropicalDickPunch
Keep me updated please! I'm a whore for drama.
JessieJanson
@OP Get a restraining order just to be safe. He doesnt know how to act at all, something wrong with him.
ICanHyperSuperDuperFistYouOnFriday
Lmao! This is the best thing - the panic is real!
Volvo101010101
Reading the first few messages i thought this would be fake for sure, i was very wrong.. damn did not think this happens for real.
Scathed
Well that's humiliating pathetic and a little bit sad, like an entire triumvirate of cringe all at once, Good job OP
SkiMaskThePlumpGod
holy fuck, this dude needs some help badly. delusional in an understatement.
haveglitterwilltravel
Well that was Infuriating, from one girl to another, get yourself some protection to carry around. This family doesn't seem to get how 1/2
haveglitterwilltravel
2/2 appalling his behaviour is, my concern is he doesn't take no for an answer. I suggest a retractable baton or a baseball bat.
Snowwhite923
Well now we know why he acts like that. When the women in his life think like that, there’s no hope.
Stebeven116
Well we see where he gets it.
onomatopoiea42
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Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
driftir
BUT HE'S SUCH A NICE GUY
MahIze
He wants to give her an olive tree!
BurntToast127
Ugh gross, I hate olives
MahIze
Woah now. Let's not get drastic here.
Corbtron
Totally!
turbodog
Yes please dot me.
hashimotoslave
doot
BladeMcCloud
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bigertron
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nasreal
1 Really hope you blacked out the dick before you sent it to his grandma @tamitxgrl . His grandma doesn't deserve an unsolicited picture...
nasreal
2 of her grandsons dick any more than you did...
Wooooooooooooooooot
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Snowwhite923
I too need an update if it happens
vioveo
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PerniciousPussyParade
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FancyDragonLV
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Namotatop
Wait - this is your OP? Definetly keep us updated, dude(tte)!
JovialJesus
You get a dot. .
JohnDeeThree
ExplainThisJoke
how did you have his gramma's #?
lespritdelescargot
Oh my word I really REALLY want to know how this progresses
PippyShitbreath
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CaptainBasketball
Period
thetruejoz
Holy fuck, grandma is even crazier than he is. 'Boys will be boys', lamest piece of shit excuse there is. Tho, OP, i would forward it to 1/2
thetruejoz
2/2 his mom and dad, let them see what kind of man they raised.
QueenOfTheInvisablePinkSquirells
Update us when she answers!
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Dotto
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IPeeInCheerios
(This comment is from that post you wanted to come back to.) - your previous self
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GayOrEuropean
Damn, imagine having this shit as your grandson-
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BlakeTortilla
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jumbo13366
Dotdot
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MidnightShouldNotBeSoLovely
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StarGazer588
FUKKEN DOT
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NeatoBurritos
Saw this on fp earlier and was so confused about what it was until now.
LeonSandcastle
Grandma's an idiot too
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Creyton
Autodots roll out, for JUSTICE!
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kingdomofdie
Dot on thot to see what grannies got.
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Reviire
I am interested
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KingOfAntarctica
EFFFING DOT
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CrimTheClown
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drinkingbear
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awscer
Need to stay updated for the gram
Lytre
That's a lot of dots!
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