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Golf Course aeration machine
So basically it's to shatter the soil to create better air and water movement in the soil. It's supposed to promote faster turf healing to allows play to resume sooner. In short, it helps maintain firm putting surfaces. It's supposed to fix "compaction" of the turf that results from high traffic. Aeration holes allow excess moisture to evaporate and promote gas exchange in the soil, resulting in stronger root systems and turf that is better able to tolerate golfer traffic.
There are many types of aeration. Here's an in-depth document on aeration and the various processes of these machines: http://www.commercialturfandtractor.com/Everything%20You.pdf
pyrrhlis
lenomdeplume
Skynet Macaroni Fork.
YarTheBug
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
ada005
Something something dick in it something
AMassivelyObeseDragon
No, this is a dark souls boss
crunchyDANGERhaystacks
Tybrelol
this pleases me for some reason
Dreadric
"Nurse, have you found the vein yet?"
krownd
What in aeration
DavidNightingale
The Bowling Green massacre?
denigreur
That's Golfing Green Massacre. Nothing related to Bowling there.
DavidNightingale
That's because it wasn't reported.
bigeasy44
Putting Green*
JackedUnicorn24
Slower you slu... ohhh yeeaahh
Kalid19
Keep that smooth thrustn' in those tight little holes.
Sirustheworst
I have used one of these. I can confirm it's as cool as it looks here
DaleSmith1
I bet it gives the best massages!
thedude1012
makes putting a pain in the ass though
stuart1965
Never understood doing like that unless you de-core. Otherwise you're just compressing the soil around the stab areas.
NothingEvenMatters
It bothers me more than it should that the timing isn't evenly spaced
dwelleroftheblackestdepths
I do this to people's faces and get paid for it..look up microneedling.
Etank
Neat!
4hands
Fuck yes
1NO1
zambrano
Ahahaha men at work
Shepuz
we had one of these where I used to work. Instead of solid spikes we used hollow ones. Real bitch to clean the green with our machines.
youwishyouhadaunicorn
One-Six Two-Five Three-Four
Dressbeast
Put...... put your dick in it...
JackPepper
First thing I thought of too.
wellnoshit
IneversaidIworkedhere
Trump's hairplug device.
Wight1617
They do this at our park, where kids play ball a lot. It leaves little nuggets of dirt that people throw at eachother.
stopitlucas
Dsane idea but they use a different machine
HandoB4Javert
Almost begging to become a downvote machine
Keiliana
I need this done to my lawn
choreboy
I learned the hard way to make sure the machine is clean before use. It basically spread my neighbors weeds throughout my lawn.
BaselessRumors
Have you considered the Garden Weaselâ„¢?
Keiliana
No, but I'll look into that. It seems like a very good price too when I looked it up. Thanks :)
leaderlesslurker
Definitely makes a difference on Scottish courses during flooding season. Source - I'm a Scottish golf course.
yehstan
What's it like being owned by Donald Trump?
Selerox
Flooding season in Scotland? You mean *every fucking month*, right?
paulpounder
You have small balls, thousands of them.
leaderlesslurker
How dare you? They are a perfectly standard size!
paulpounder
Haha
SpiritoftheSands
Do you have large... tracts of land?
Farbegn
One might call them huge
leaderlesslurker
The hugest.
DrSkyhammer
you have 18 holes?
swatz
SBBQ time!
leaderlesslurker
And 3 practice holes.
Ifixthingsthatdestroyotherthings
It also gets rid of those pesky gophers
Goodetho99
But if you kill all the golfers, they'll lock you up
nukemall
Let's do the same thing but with the gophers...
penguinpab
But if I get rid of all the golfers, who's gonna play on the course?
DontBeSheep
They'll lock me up**
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
He's alright /a/GosqO
ZKrock
Caddyshack! I 'member!
pyrrhlis
I have it on VHS
ZKrock
I 'member renting it from a video store before Blockbuster was a thing.
TheTireBarrier
I work grounds crew at a golf course, it was a long week doing this then filling in the holes in the middle of summer
Machsattack
jeez for that sort of thing you'd want to be paid for it , oh wait.....
TurboTaco92
A week? We would whip out aeration in like a day and a half. Given, we had a small army and worked a 14 hour day
TheTireBarrier
We had about 10 peope doing it at a time, and we had to pick up all the pegs. Took a few days to do aeration, little longer with all the 1/
TheTireBarrier
Fucking sand that had to be put on all the greens and brushed in