HitlersClonedButthole
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First OP is @PressToSelfDestruct
As a veteran I found this halarious and have sent it to may people.
timeisrelative
Keep your booger hook off the bang switch 'til you're ready to bring the pain
NerdN1
Something from a webcomic I like: http://schlockmercenary.wikia.com/wiki/The_Seventy_Maxims_of_Maximally_Effective_Mercenaries
MrMe277
It's like reading all of the Call of Duty death quotes
hwatL4bloopy
but what if your religion is athiest. like buddhism
Thranx
That sixth one has never worked in a school district.
unfriendlybastard
http://militaryatheists.org/atheists-in-foxholes/
SoberAndBored
When they're running, try to catch them. When you catch them, try to make them run.
bucklebags
Watch those corners!
PotatOSLament
Random question: how does blotting work as a cleaning technique? It's just pressing on the stain, isn't it?
PotatOSLament
I mean, aren't you just pressing the spill further into the fabric?
Wangwrangler
"There is no atheist in a foxhole" is more of an argument against foxholes then an argument against atheists.
rabidsmurf
nice.
austinwizardforhire
Former Infantry, these are all true, especially that bit about the 2LT, most are too proud to admit they don't know shit about nothing.
BarrettM
These are not even close to all being true. Quite a few that are very wrong
xander127
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tinyboots
I'm not a vet, but my dad served in a surgical unit in Te Ninh. His higher ups "affectionately" called his position Rocket City. If you have
tinyboots
Made it through your deployment, you've already done more than was asked. I also fucked this post up. I'm not surwr how this whole thing wor
TGWeaver
Quotes about napalm, though? I get the feeling some of these haven't held up well.
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
Jody has all the women.
GiggleBeard
Jodys home now smoking grass, jodys pumping your wifes ass
DangerBreadMan
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.
thecozmicfool
Nine pages is too much...
Mandelbr0t
NoeAshlysHusband
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is not your friend.
Herpuclese2000
This is wisdom, obviously written by a wise warrior. thumbs up
NerdN1
Maxim 43. If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky.
NotToBeTHATGuyBut
If you're in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
chesterthegreat
What is this, screencaps of a word document zoomed in to 300%? Is that you grandpa?
Etherica
"The side with the simplest uniform wins" I see! So nudity makes you stronger in this planet!
TheSaltyCaptain
So that hair does compensate for something...
Mithelen
Strange, dbza usually gets more upvotes.
theShitmyassholesays
I feel like I'm ready after reading this. Can 40 year olds enlist?
LiquidPoo
As long as you are fighting fit, the US Amy will take you.
samsonguy920
But not the US Becky?
unpopularopinionlord
LOL!!
surfhappens
Related maybe dumb question, as a 30 something, can I still be in top gun?
axelfive
Too old to enter Officer academy, m8.
BlackIC
Ah the Air Force. Where the grunts stay behind and send the officers into combat.
axelfive
Top Gun was Navy, m8.
LiquidPoo
uh...the airforce doesn't have grunts. They are an entire branch of POGs.
voxinaudita
Huh, I hadn't seen the sucking chest wound line since a tagline file in 1994.
voxinaudita
Hey, it's still around! http://www.kbuxton.com/discordia/discordianquotes.html
MrBassoonBro
The "If it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid" quote is so dumb and not true! My brother once waited for someone to get him to go 1/2
MrBassoonBro
Somewhere. Now, keep in mind, this friend did not come by car. His phone battery began running dry so he wanted to charge it! 2/3
MrBassoonBro
What he did was that he used extending chords all the way from outlets in the living room to the hallway by the door where he charged 3/4
MrBassoonBro
His phone. This wouldn't be that much of a problem hadn't it been for A) we have an electrical outlet in the hallway B) we have a 4/5
MrBassoonBro
Perfectly working doorbell and C) we have a window in the kitchen looking out to the front porch and our parents aren't cleaning maniacs 5/6
MrBassoonBro
So walking inside with shoes are ok so long as it wasn't just cleaned. Point is that it worked fine, but it was still stupid AF 6/6
yourmotherandIthinkyoushouldmoveout
Suppressive fire works only and only when it's M2's.
BarrettM
Or MK 19s
GiggleBeard
Nah bro. The minigun trumps browning. Talibs called it "the breath of Allah", and ive never recieved return fire while letting it loose.
yourmotherandIthinkyoushouldmoveout
GiggleBeard
BBBBBVRRROOOOOOOOOOM.
GiggleBeard
Must be the POGs downvoting.
HitlersClonedButthole
M240?
yourmotherandIthinkyoushouldmoveout
Nah mother fuckers still shoot back when they hear 240's and 249's.
HitlersClonedButthole
Never had that issue, but then again most of em for us hailed ass when their first friend dropped.
Archimedes40
A belt full of tracers might slow them down for a minute or two while they watch the fireworks. (1/2)
Archimedes40
But then, that's distraction, not supression.
WookieJebus
Either way, the desired effect was achieved
GiggleBeard
Left right left right left right kill. Left right left right you know we will!
GiggleBeard
I went to the market, where everybody shops, pulled out my kabar, and I began to chop!
GiggleBeard
I went to the mosque, where all the talibs pray, pulled out my 240, AND I BEGAN TO SPRAY!!
GiggleBeard
I WENT TO THE PARK, WHERE ALL THE KIDDIES PLAY, PULLED OUT ALL MY CANDY, AND GAVE IT ALL AWAY!!!!!!!
GiggleBeard
Left right left right left right candy! Left right left right makes the day dandy.
BarrettM
Jesus Christ you are a boot