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May 31, 2016 10:36 PM
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Sejanus1964
If i were rich, half my home would be secret rooms....the other half would be man traps. Each more cunning than the last.
Resident317
That is the most accurate title I've ever seen.
whiskeyandcigarettes
The Narnia closet. The fucking Narnia closet.
Taxicat
Things I must have in my dream house: hidden room, spiral staircase, bay windows! With a little bench for reading!
bluesmcgroove
The stairs and the brick wall had me wishing they were mine
idpassr
Who's the sicko who hides their bathroom?! But on the plus side, you can grab a book on the way in.
BOOTYSTANKZ
There is something beautiful about having a frame of your family with "Laugh" above your gun vault.
DefinitelyNotAShittyGameDev
I got a half chub from this
grumpylizbean
Nice
chefchris357
If you're wealthy and don't have at least two secret doors/rooms, you're spending your money wrong.
danesaurus
*moans in pleasure*
thebigsnax
yore*
Skuraix
I'm too poor to even look at this
weeataku
I WANT.
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EmeraldLight
I'd settle for just having an actual closet in my bedroom...
PariahCarey
Reminds me of Meow Wolf in Santa Fe.
KitKatMari
*suddenly ends up in Narnia*
humdiddlydoo
"Where's your bathroom" "It's right behind that wall." ".........I'm sorry, what."
doobiedoobiedoobiedoo
I would love secret rooms in my house!
ItsTooHotInHere
I want a secret hall where I can "teleport" in my house to freak out my future kids. Also a secret bathroom, because Mama needs privacy.
hanppu
Sauna and garage?
LarfleezePlz
I want a secret room within a secret room
hoopsnek
People have those /a/dkvbK
LarfleezePlz
Awesome!
rinrollz
Am I the only one who thinks that secret rooms are creepy?! Has no one here watched any crime show ever!
TheShipsHungInTheSkyInMuchTheSameWayThatBricksDont
We have a secret room hidden behind a bookshelf. It's just used as storage because it's about 8x8, but it does impress the guests!
trylobot
How big is your secret room, 8x8? Ours is 9x9, no big deal
johnefffd
...impress the guests? thats not a SECRET room.
LaHaut
My bedroom is 8x8.
MOTHERFUCKINGSATAN
I do love secret rooms
Taxicat
I thought it was secret tunnels? Or was it maps...library? Are we taking another vacation to the library?
hechicera84
Thanks Satan.
waitingforeas
Well, you're not wrong then
imgurane
What happens if I secretly drive an SUV full of Home Depot onto that driveway?
Marlh
Then you're wrong! Wait...
riseofaodh
Gigity
TimeTravelingGodzilla
I do as well, as long as they don't involve anything remotely satanic.
BannedAgainThenTimeForNewAccount
if you were to photoshop it with a camera on a tripod. This post would be downvoted into the oblivion.
tissiposki
TIL bookshelves are hidden passageways to other realms.
MOTHERFUCKINGSATAN
This is news?
tissiposki
Nobody reads anymore.
theYelder
Sure they do- it's just in 144 character segments of inanity.
imgurane
With zero plot and no character development... but plenty of killing off the heroes.
HPWombat
Either you like secret rooms, or you're a firefighter
Ameretsu
.... Okay... thats fair.
icookfoodandfightfire
thank you...these things are death traps in emergencies
10GREY
Secret rooms are the best thing I can think of besides pillow forts.
Maniacxxl
Secret rooms are like permanent pillow forts where you don't need a "no girls allowed" sign.
ThaddiusAustin
but we still get to have one right?
imwithcayde6andproud
Probably. As long as Dad lets us.
Maniacxxl
Dad can try to stop me.
Toqom
Read it as "pillow farts"
Gastroboi
Lmao same
HomieBologna
Me three
Johnny5dicks
Secret pillow fort
PooSalad
I wonder what the architects have to go through to avoid fire hazard limitations
Taxicat
If they're older houses, they might be grandfathered in.
K4rlss0n
The key to a secret room is that they are secret.
HOLAKOOO
limit the amount of available airflow :)
imgurane
If it's new, sprinkler system and probably a break-out lock (so you're not locked in). But otherwise, shouldn't be an issue.
PooSalad
Neat thank you!
Centinoodle
It smells like someone took a dump in your bookshelf.
IngrahamLincoln
Hey! Guys! More upvotes needed on this ^
kingj07
Fun fact: everybody who makes it to your comment has already upvoted it.
OtherRichard
I legitimately laughed
mkjkjlasf
I imagine this would be super problematic for new guests at your house. "Where's the bathroom?" "Oh, just go behind the bookshelf."
kingj07
Uhm, it's a secret room.
DidNoOneNoticeThis
Because of all the things that should be secret, it's the only one your visiting guests might need. Secret bathroom?