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Jul 27, 2021 2:03 AM
fulcrims
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killbrutus
We live in the same town. I'm annoyed we haven't run into each other... Guess I should leave the house.
afahrlig
Just wash your hands after handling his back massager.
CirB
Paige, no!
laurenfirefairy
This 100% looks like one of my friends at another friends rich parents house
fbeckAwardWrecker
Light the beacons!!!
ComoSeIguana
I have 100% done this
ErniesWidow
Found a wig. Put it on, went around telling everyone to "Shush! I'm in disguise"
JohnEburt
Andruil flame of the west. With crown.
JohnEburt
I think the movie was wrong though the crown is supposed to have wings on it
BrockEffingSamson
JRinka
Thought they looked familiar. Bet he knew, apparently hes pretty nerdy
CaptainNemo10
You just need a bard to play the piano and you could have yourself an adventure.
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
I think hanging with Post would be a good time. I don't like his music but he seems to be a goofy bastard.
JustaLawAbidingCitizen
The only thing I found was his girlfriends dildo. Which was odd because he had been single for 3 years...
qtRaven
MK1Maniac
IchiNiisan
Lord of the Weed
jahrand
LOTW!! best Parody ever!
GooteMoo
Hey! One drink maximum with the sword, Robbie! You put that back!
PugiPugi
This guy I knew once pulled up a gun at my house party. Grabbed him by the collar, threw him out cos you don't mess with this bitch.
Creature224
For Canada!
LaserDragon69
Lmao my friends did the same shit with my airsoft guns at the tail end of a night of summer drinking during college once
watchmeruboneout
I think this is actually what is happening in this pic
whitebbwolf
is that PreMalone?
2sheepstothewind
And straight to the er
custardlightning
YouTubeRed
Oglakan
That is the best
LucianKane
Yeah, I mean, I was clearly it doing cool shit while you were learning to protect. Now, get to the protectin', I gotta go bang your mom.
Ivalicenyan
https://youtu.be/c2EIAfV6TkY
CoffeeLlama
Thank you
xraphaelxx
Dark slash? I prefer Slash Beef
positiveleroy
GLENJAMIN, MY BABY BOY
qtRaven
Holding your sword like that? You haven't studied shit.
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
Teach me, senpai!
gdp1
Pretty sure he didn’t write that.
YouTubeRed
He has no shoes on and his jeans don't fit
MK1Maniac
Don't worry, this is an old copypasta.
PourMeAPuppersPlease
DonkeyBottomBiters
I thought there was gonna be a joke at the end. This is very cringe.
KonamiHatchiborii
Guessing you missed the era of these being a sad common thing that people made in seriousness. X__c
foreverinchains
Anyone picking up my sword without my permission is going to get punched.
Schubidubiduuh
Listen, I get it. My, still best friend, broke more than enough of my stuff by "looking" at it with their hands but violence is not OK.
FTUG
Better yet, pull out your second sword and tell them that once you pick up the first one they have best you in a duel in order to leave
hamburgerfilmsandwich
did you touch my drum set?
michaelmancini
And you wonder why people stopped coming over after the 9th grade
WhatTheDormouseSaid
And give him cause to use your own steel against you? How do you think he'll defend himself?
ruferto
i watched the first episode and stopped cause the animation was so terrible. does it get better later?
FamousFoolish
Lol the gist of almost every comment is "he JUST picked up a sword and you wanna start a fist fight?*
Hereagain
ChristopherHallett
Lol you absolute fucking GOOBER.
theUFCfan
ruferto
i'd think twice about trying that to a guy holding a sword
BubblesTheFish
Anyone punching me while I have a sword in my hands is going to get cleft in twain.
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
ruferto
i dont geet it
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
Sword being a euphemism here
ruferto
oh
ezyl
You don't bring fists to a sword fight, commom mistake.
behrditz
Well he would cut him with his sword, but, well, thats the whole issue.
MYNAMEISBOILER
You mean commoner mistake?
BoofBoofPass
Quite sportsmanlike to provide the opponent a sword for a fist fight.
spidermenz
Yep, berry commom
ezyl
You're a nomster.
spidermenz
MacDaddySmitt
Genius, attacking an armed opponent, bare handed.
GerberLegalTeam
He's got like 20 wheels of cheese, he'll be fine.
nietzchebomb
And 99 potato’s
GerberLegalTeam
Oh, forgot i had those in my inventory. Sweet.
Domivla
Then you will be punched back. Lol
MrPompaztic361
Why though?
brambleramble
potentially liability as well as the reasons stated by others. its just fucking polite, ffs
PopeTart
Instruments and weapons you always ask first. It’s basic etiquette.
UpvoteTotem
And we always punch people with bad etiquette in the face. Bc we rock.
pritolus
Depending on the sword it could be very expensive, with a mint finish. Also of it's properly sharpened it can do serious damage to stuff
Sparooga
I can smell you from here.
CraftyGiant
You don't have guest swords? what are you a peasant?
WhatTheDormouseSaid
IceWeaselX
Gomez Addams would not stand for such nonsense.
wiggadewah
I actually have a pair of crappy fencing foils in a sword cabinet just in case anyone wants to play Addams Family.
foreverinchains
Guests are expected to bring their own swords.
BoofBoofPass
BYOS
CraftyGiant
I'll take that as a yess
SnarkyScience
I have a sword, may I visit?
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Yes. But only for posing or inspection unless you also bring full gear for some HEMA out back.