MrMoseby
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May 30, 2014 2:47 PM
MrMoseby
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stopbreakingrules
I'm not sure if that's a compliment or an insult.
BangForTheBuck
Plot twist...
loudnoyeses
fuckin becca
BeeeardedMan
Only one tweet under this name...and it's this one. Hmmm
ThisIsJustSomeRandomShit
PHRASING!!!
prettydarnaverage
DildoFactory
I've seen this porno before
orangeoxygen
That's why your mom chose him over your Dad.
konakona
god becca ! behave yourself !
BaIIChinean
She probably meant exactly what we're all thinking was an accident.
GlynStlln
Oh my god phrasing becca.
idontunderstandhuman
PHRASING
Asterfix
This is fake, her twitter account only has this one tweet on it.
dlonzo
or maybe her stepdad made it...!
Dunes8
Can't you delete tweets, though?
appaismyspiritanimal
Yep, you can delete tweets! I've done it before when I've spelled a word incorrectly.
AgentCoulsonLives
Not just that, the picture and date are different
nodawana
Maybe she was so upset about this one thing that she needed to make a twitter account just for it.
jeffsweet
PHRASING
dustyllama
It took me way too long to realize she was talking about attitude, not genatil size
confanity
Spellcheck.
EroticLlama
Hi
SeeUNextTues
SeanTheLeprechaun
That made me exhale out of my nostrils multiple times in a row.
AuGmENTor
Do you want misunderstandings? Because that's how you get misunderstandings!
8u11etpr00f
I have a feeling that MrMoseby made this twitter account, uploaded the tweet then screencapped it for karma :(
goldie1013
Oh becca.... at it again.
LightDarkbringer
Stepdad must be so proud
KillingTheJoke1
From Twitter: It's a fake account.
onething1471
Thumbs up for either sticking it to the man or letting him stick it to you.
ookieman
PHRASING
ferociousmayne
i concur with heath ledger/joker
samawam
So fake. Internet never works on GPRS.
PCard
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Fortunately Becca won the biggest asshole award, so it's a perfect match. Double-pun
moistandcrispy
I was so scared to hover on that link
RydWolf
Wait wait wait. Barney had the opportunity to call it a "my five" and DIDN'T?!
keyblader1985
That was resplendant.
kyndo
.... I wonder if... the two were related? ... ...
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misterynot
invest
FunkyH
Why does it have to be a rape joke?
Redstrife
Spot the stepdad ;)
InternetHasRuinedMe
Shoot, meant incest you bunch of sensitive fuckers. I laughed, so there.
AkLonewolf
double pun-etrated....
solomine
Well, fuck.
solomine
Wait shit that was a pun too goddammit
SweetToof1890
oh god +1
CoolHandRK
All those years of searching, and what Becca was looking for was at home the whole time. That is so tragically sweet.
ColonelObvious
Hahaha!
ChangedMyName
It's a bittersweet symphony, that's life
NickPimpslap
I haven't heard that song in years. Sick reference, bro.
Orionsgate
This, this made me laugh.
SubzeroAK
Someone make this into a song.
pentatonix
Read that in Heath Ledger's Joker voice. Went down nicely.
JewishMonk
The tweet?
pentatonix
no, the top comment
wessyfbaby
Some Cruel Intentions shit right there. Doesn't matter, is legal.
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
I loved that movie. If they'd thrown in more sex, that'd be great too.
1stLtObvious
*Might* be legal. She might still be a minor.
shartsicle
16 is legal in some jurisdictions
BeardKhan
How 30% of all porn starts
mordaedil
Where do you get your porn at?
nullroute
Your porn, maybe.
ineedausernamewithyaksforrelevence
dude really
CoolHandRK
I am sorry if my sarcasm offends you.
SocoFox
Even if it's not sarcasm it's pretty golden.
ineedausernamewithyaksforrelevence
it didn't :)
CGriffo124
If you go to her Twitter account you'll see it's the only tweet she's ever made. and apparently joined yesterday.
AyeDoeItsRaymeth
She probably deleted her account/changed her handle and someone took it
CoolHandRK
You don't think I was serious do you?
scalebanana
How can you tell that your sister is on her period? When your fathers dick tastes like blood...
PopCornPlayer81
Why wouldn't you sleep with a Tasmanian Virgin... well if they are not good enough for their own family why would you want them....
scalebanana
My last girlfriend said I was a pedophile...Big words for a 9-year-old
ineedausernamewithyaksforrelevence
JESUS
abitofbliss
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-14883-Penny-shutting-and-throwing-he-wWPK.gif
PrimeKnight01
The incest is strong with this one.
heartherevenge
a girl goes to her dad and says "dad i want to borrow the car" "you know what you gotta do" he says. so she starts sucking his dick...(1/2)
heartherevenge
she stops and says "dad your dick taste like shit" and he goes "what day is today? ohhhh your brother has the car tonight"
gnarlygus
that was dark...MOAR!!!!
i81u812
How can you tell your brother borrowed the car? Your dads dick tastes like shit.
fish175
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari?
fish175
I dont have a ferrari in the garrage and if i had i wouldnt fuck it
MarkerSniffer
What's the last thing you wanna hear when giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? "I'm not Willie Nelson."
DoubleJameson
What breaks when you give it to a 6 year old...... their hips
cupcakesandunicorns
What's the difference between a rock and dead baby? Can't fuck a rock.
hatstand0
Not with that attitude you can't.
cupcakesandunicorns
touche, my friend... touche.
Dunhaaam
Yes you can! Just drill a hole in it.
Dunhaaam
What? Just stating a fact.