Daringgonzo
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How a real man shaves his legs
Looks like it even peels the outer skin layer as well.
Nov 16, 2016 3:16 AM
Daringgonzo
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Looks like it even peels the outer skin layer as well.
theonetruewill
Plot twist: He's a potato
Mook2looker
As a chick... I WANT ONE!!!!
ImJackIMightBeASamurai
eversoft
Drizzit815
Where is the butt hole clenching gif when you need it!!
SuckaCockCraig
Looks like a potato
Spartan102009
Slower you slut
Daringgonzo
Sinsofthejedi
This is proper razor commercial material, none of that shaving a pre shaved leg bullshit
malfunctionm1ke
TIL How to sharpen a knife
ltoka00
She's got really hairy legs :)
Cinemageddon
Bluekitten03
All I could think was, "are we really that white?"
itsjvbaby
Well that leg went from somewhat tan looking to extremely white real quick
DirkDiggler22
I am mesmorized by this
DustyWallbanger
What is the knife maker of that beautiful blade?
FinalEmber
Likely a private designer.
WithPride
OH DAMN! Don't screw up, man! (I just jinxed him, didn't I?)
UpvoteIfYoureNotWearingPants
OthereWyrdmake
"I sharpened this blade before breakfast. I could shave a spider's arse, if I wanted to."
Daringgonzo
http://assets.viewers-guide.hbo.com/larges2-ep1-people-profilepic-yoren-800x800.jpg
Grroot
Good lawrd.... that is razor sharp!!!
Zinteck
Introducing the new dollar shave club special.
FirmLikeMutton
she didnt shave her legs just for this video
Daringgonzo
That's a dude. Unless it's a militant lesbian.
FirmLikeMutton
psst... I know... I was making a joke...
orangelemons
it's like when you peel a potato
2Drunk
I don't see the point
conputer
It's at the end of the knife.
Daringgonzo
Nice one:D
PlayerPoot
Hello razer burn
ZEROgravity54
I would love a knife that sharp
anthaneezy
It's just a show knife (as opposed to utility). Try taking it into the wilderness and see how quickly it dulls.
thirtyhelensagree
If it dulled could you re-sharpen it? Would it even be worth it? Serious question, I know literally nothing about knifes D:
thirtyhelensagree
Including how to spell it, apparently. *KNIVES
anthaneezy
Oh definitely you could sharpen. It would work fine; it would be sharper. But you would have to sharpen more often.
thirtyhelensagree
Fair enough, thanks! So basically not worth the trouble when you can get a sturdier knife?
anthaneezy
Sort of. This knife would be fine if you were stuck out in the wilderness. You can reshape the edge to be more durable at the cost of sharp.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
① Almost killed my father once. I sharpen chisels/planes a fair amount. He asked me to sharpen his old buck knife for him, and ofc I put a
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
② real doozy of an edge. Final grind is just smooth ceramic. Next time I'm out at the homestead, he tells me it slipped out of his hands
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
③ and just glided right into his thigh like butter. He was laughing, I was thinking "pure effing luck it missed his femoral artery."
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
④ And that's my "sharp knife" story. Happy Tuesday.
lordofthedice
Well, that was mighty unsettling to read.
ExTechOp
Special upvote for using the Unicode circled numbers. ✌
lordofthedice
Well, that was mighty unsettling to read.
tex81024
I'm working on my sharpening skills, I can get a knife to shave but do you have any tips or setups you reccomend?
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
4) to sharpen knives. Can't think of anyone who would know more on the topic, and whose opinions would be completely legit.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
I keep a Spyder I've had for almost 20 years in the kitchen. And that'll take a knife to shave quality, but for my chisels I use oil stones.
tex81024
I'm sad that my oil stones got lost in the move, though now I'm making enough to afford new ones
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
2) water/oil - it's more preference than anything. I like the sludge on an oil stone more. Whetstones let you correct a lot of things that
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
3) to my knowledge, you can't do with other stuff. -- My biggest recommendation would be find some youtube videos made by butchers on how
PeterTheRandy
But the question is, does it work on pubes?
disappointedhockeyfan1
But at what cost
TheMasterOfCats
You lose your dick if you're not careful
Saxxon92
Youd have balls of steel doing that... cos you cut them off
WhileYouWereReadingThisLongNameIstoleYourCookies
Yes
mrnobody93
Thank God you asked
leftovernoise
Anything can cut pubes if you're brave enough
omwtogetthemostdoenvotes
If your a real man
wareagle747
You're doing God's work, son
KristanDL
GodSiege
"What's that... You say he cut his dick off on ACCIDENT hm?"
snfjnfjdbdksbcj
I shave with a straight razor. Tried it on my balls once- not worth it. I didn't nick myself but it took 30 minutes I was so nervous.
BklynPunisher
Question is why? Why gamble with the boys? All they want to do is hang out.
haveyoueverseenninja
Not since the accident
TheWolfenberg
bigpapakrabs
that's what the government wants you to think
matt692007
AHHHCHOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK
EXiSTENCEthreshold
Now they're called just hair.
Mrdrewbeats
As the prophecy foretold
krugle
My grandfather can sharpen knives to the point where you can't even feel them cut you.
TCTom
What’s the secret?
BoozeHound001
*looks down to see your leg missing* "Oh grandpa, you scamp."
KTHRSS
My grandfather can forget things he saw 30 seconds ago.
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
Its the worst when you're learning to cook under a professional chef with perfect knives for even remedial stuff. "Why is there red? Oh."
KingMurphy
Pretty fucking concerned about what's going on here
krugle
You need to have extremely sharp knives for skinning beaver,lynx,muskrat and other such animals.
KingMurphy
And your grandchildren of course
krugle
Eh, I only got threatened once in awhile.
WhileYouWereReadingThisLongNameIstoleYourCookies
Teach me
krugle
Years of practice and patience.
petgoats
If you can't feel it, then what's the point of cutting yourself with them?
FernandoRumdebum
That happened to me in the weirdest of places - a shitty cheap shop at a holiday resort. I was pretending to be cool, testing the knives 1/
FernandoRumdebum
2/ against my finger (I was 10, not the brightest of bulbs either), and I did one and felt nothing. Then a few seconds later. Blood. So much
FernandoRumdebum
The knife was like..£13 I think. And big, like, bowie knife big. Dad wouldn't let me have it. Bought me a butterfly knife though so whoop
Falanxzealot
All knives should be that sharp. Except ones you intend to do bendy things with.
Nize426
I've taken up knife sharpening as a hobby. Could I ask whats the finest grit stone he uses? I go from 1500 grit to strop but I can't get 1/2
Nize426
It to be razor sharp. I feel like I need a few more finer grit stones. Maybe 3000 and 6000. 2/2
leyline
I go from 1000 to strop, Knives Plus stop block, mirror edge, shave / hair splitting fine.
conceptcontroller
Are at least some of them oil stones?
Iamabananaaa
Better question. How many ones has it happened to you?
krugle
Did you mean how many times? If so then a couple times as a kid when he was teaching me how to trap and skin animals.
Iamabananaaa
Yeah. Stupid phone keeps auto correcting to things I don't mean to say. Either way though that's pretty impressive
Daringgonzo
He can't tell. He doesn't feel it.
BatmanAndCradleRobin
He sounds like my girlfriend
tehPhreakmang
Is hey name Leslie? I feel like it's Leslie..
tehPhreakmang
Mental midgets hating someone's life experiences... Ignorance
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Self burn
darkninja2992
Can he do swords?
krugle
I'm sure he could, don't know if he's done them before though.
darkninja2992
next time you see him, can you ask what the price would be to do a katana? (I believe it's a sort of katana)
krugle
I can, I won't see him for a few month though but I'll make a note and hopefully remember.
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Rediculocity
I have a set of kitchen knives that are made a similar way to a katana and they are amazingly sharp. I was once cutting garlic and didn't 1)
PastaPriest
YOU MEAN THEY'RE MADE OUT OF GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL FOLDED 1,000,000,000,000 TIMES?
Rediculocity
move my finger back enough. The blade went through the nail and out the top of my finger. I never really knew true agony before that...
okayyeahigetit
This is exactly what I want.
krugle
It takes a lot of patience and practice.
smilethingsareworsethantheyseem
Obsidian scalpels can actually be sharp enough to cut between cells, resulting in freaky shit like this
burgerandy
You can't cover up the truth about lizard people! I've been on to you since the beginning!
smilethingsareworsethantheyseem
Andalite
Carefuler
What happens when a piece of the edge chips off inside you?
AltoCrumTato
Make a post showing different examples of this
Trumpcard814
Nice veins
itsPixie
I've been cut by a knife that sharp, a "friend" wanted to see how sharp it was. Biggest scar I have now.
captchatypingrobot
Hey its me, your friend, I have a new knife and no way to test it's sharpness
chuckinator3000
Cut my thumb after making and sharpening a knife while saying that it isn't that sharp. Put it down and my thumb was wet with blood...
waitbutactually
That's a pretty shit friend
itsPixie
Oh yeah he was. Also abused his girlfriend and hit me a few times. He was an awful human.
kspice
supersharp knives should create very clean and straight wounds which heal extremely well. why the big scar?
itsPixie
It's only about 2" long and not very wide but it's the most prominent scar I have. Aside from baby-having stretch marks, lol
NorthCrown
Warned a friend that the breadknife was sharp..he proceeds to try it on his hand. So much blood.
PedestrianElectrobastard
Box knives, not even once. I'm glad I was already painting that model red.
itsPixie
This was one of those doctors emergency knives for like cutting seatbelts. Was the first time I saw layers below the epidermis. Yuck
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
I sharpened my pocket knife like this back in the day, accidentally sliced my Co worker one day, almost got the tendons in his hand...
reidft
Was using a new knife to cut a pepper at work. Didn't realize I took a chunk out of my finger until I saw blood. Have a bitchin scar tho
SometimesIJust
My sister did this to me when I was younger
BrobiwanKenobro
He better keep going otherwise he gone look real stupid
nobodygottimeforthat
hahaha
youngmountaingoat
It appears that ship has sailed....
mikeatike
How stupid will he looks with a missing leg?
Daringgonzo
He is going to look like a freshly peeled raw potato.
BrobiwanKenobro
For real. Better then a slightly fungus laden potato
Hoenet
you talk like black twitter
zeggitttttttttttt
Knife-fighter's mange
Raidenn
Anyone who sharpens knifes for a living/hobby will have these shaved patches on their arms and sometimes legs.
SSlack
"...and I just barely dodged the knife. That's why my leg hair looks patchy like this."
onet12
It might be her... I've seen some ladies with legs like bear
Misledbytrust
Right down to the croc line on his feet
BrobiwanKenobro
Ive always thought it was stupid to shave your hair like that. See people walkin around with splotches of missing hair. Tardos
sadro
the exhaustion pipe stay on your leg for to long 2/2
sadro
Well i'm not a retard, i've got spots of missing hair on my leg. That's what happens when you pass out after a bike accident and 1/2
BrobiwanKenobro
People with alopecia aren't either, but people that shave their hair like that walkin' 'round lookin' like partially peeled taters...
BrobiwanKenobro
Do you have scar tissue that prevents the hair from growing? Conversation starter/story at the very least.
sadro
Well, i've got a big scar yes. Every skin that "regrow" around doesn't have any hair stem. And well i don't go showing my legs that much.
Wapol
I would sneeze and cut my leg off.
cptwott
I have Parkinson's
Alpharie
Wednesdude
I've heard from people who heard from other people : do not sneeze during anal. Not sure who they referred to - the pitcher or the catcher.
Kowawa
Glad to see that this is not about shaving balls
DoctorWhoots420
That's the first step to an orgasm my friend
SimonPeggOnTheFirstDate
BasicallyGareth
um...thanks I'll be right back...
ludwigsholyblade
MrBananaPants
I tried twice now and still no orgasm, I'm all out of options.
xeperos
Get some legs from a russian doc in a backyard.
ThePurpleMacaw
you cut the wrong leg friend
TriPhotographer
Third time's the charm, trust me.
MrBananaPants
TyberosTheRedWake
You should've tried using the powers of the box and your imaaagination. You could've sawed off all your limbs and still be okay!
Highlander8795
w...what's the second step?
DoctorWhoots420
Hand cream, pie, what ever float's your boat my friend
Highlander8795
Heliolost
The trick is not to slide the blade back or forward and it won't cut you. its pretty easy after the first few shaves.
Hidaj
Wait isn't it the foward motion that cuts? I don't see how going back with it could cut as it would glide.
Heliolost
I guess you could describe it as side to side, but moving the blade along its edge causes the blade to bite instead of popping the hairs.
Hidaj
Huh, I've dealt with knives before, maybe they were just too dull. Typically a scratch/ scraping of the skin is all I would notice.
Feauxx
When you cut your meat (or vegetables I suppose), do you just press on it, or do you move it from side to side?