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Funny commercial
Jan 30, 2021 11:34 PM
hitbyapuck7
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Funny commercial
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
Wait til blue tooth toilet paper
ThunderKatsMJ12
They must be afraid of losing the market over more complex and better things like hot water on smart-toilets doing the job.
IHateApostrophes
Buys a bidet, same day shipping.
SirDistic
I learned the hard way to always check before you sit down.
kwayit
Shit post
punitivepeak13
Don't get fooled by the ads. There are digital bidets
korvkiosk
ultradongle
If this dude was that much of a twat about his tablet he never would have been shitting without looking at it.
chiefbear
You sure that commercial isn’t yours?
hitbyapuck7
Fine, I’ll take credit for someone else’s work. You talked me into it.
MuldoonJP
J0k3rIX
The father seems dickish but he is promoting technology that they bought already and trying to save paper. Could have went better though
anisland
and it says paper has a great future....like being covered in shit and flushed is SO GREAT.
supervillainsevilmoustache
Three shells!
vikk3
I thought this was a pornhub advertisement when the bed scene came.
turdswindler9000
The smell of old books will always be dear to me.
elson12
What book? Because the smell could be herpes or coke https://www.theguardian.com/books/2013/nov/18/fifty-shades-of-grey-viral-library-herpes
BobbyBobBobBuBuBuBubblegoose
But without poo on them?
ManThatzaDrag
The smell of old tp... not so much.
ConstantReader
turdswindler9000
Love!
Kungfucuttlefish6
Couldn't agree more, I could live in a library
turdswindler9000
Pure love for ya
GringoLoco
Thanks for clarifying that a commercial wasn't yours.
s0uld0g
Looking for this comment just so I could agree. Thx
hitbyapuck7
I meant, that I wasn’t the first to put it on the web.
Soberyn
You are such an Emma
NotSoOriginalAsian
I thought he was gonna get emailed divorce papers.
IMainReinhardt
Fuckin double down and shit on the iPad
CmfMttnPpl
Can anyone translate what dude is saying?
splain
His wife's name is Emma. In French this is pronounced "Emma." But he says it enough times that it starts sounding weird and meaningless.
CmfMttnPpl
I can see that, hell if you say any word to many times in a row it stops sounding like a word
CmfMttnPpl
Thanks by the way
OstinPower2020
This post was sponsored by the year 2010
FabergeBurrito
Pen pals are a dying hobby. Write someone a letter & give the gift of your time!
Its332amAndMyDogNeedsAWalk
NewArrowMarc
Decades later I still wonder about this.
MisterValiant
Best theory I've ever come across is that they're the controls for the bidet.
doppelfisch
That a good theory!
doppelfisch
Wonder no further, my friend.
NewArrowMarc
notacobra
Re:FWD: RE: Re: kids on their phones haha
RLupine
DanBranDaMan
Emma!
OHGODBEEEES
let’s get you some pixels
370zSteve
Bluetooth bidet; checkmate.
OmniXBro
Imagine dropping chocolate ice cream on the carpet and just wiping it a few times with tissue. Just add butt sweat and you got skidmarks. Ew
jestersama
A bidet was the best purchase I've made in years
NoCutsNoButsNoCoconuts
...why does one need it to be bluetooth?
ohhhmyyyGLOB
I would guess maybe so you don't have to twist around and push buttons but can do it from your phone?
BananaForScaIe
Or bum gun. Way cleaner than paper (both bidet and bum gun, I prefer gun for aiming)
doppelfisch
... um, serious inquiry here. Are you being silly or is there really a water gun designed for the butt? How is it different than a bidet?
BananaForScaIe
Asian thing. It's... Water gun for butt. Beside toilet. Used because plumbing isn't as good so you gun, then give one paper wipe to 1/?
BananaForScaIe
2/? Dry off. Then toss it in garbage. Way cleaner. Less waste. Better for environment. Girls use it on "both bits". In thailand you often ..
BananaForScaIe
Won't find toilet paper in public washrooms at all. EVERY toilet has bum gun. Keep a roll in backpack and you're good :)
BananaForScaIe
https://medium.com/@joeycray/https-medium-com-joeycray-a-case-for-the-bum-gun-b902de9379f3
CarlosBenjamin
Wouldn’t that be cold?
BananaForScaIe
You can change temp and pressure.
tegfdd77
The sad thing is there are husbands like this.
CogYang
Le Trefle? someone should teach the French about bidets...
hitbyapuck7
Lol
DeepFriedFrenchTart
Where do you think bidet come from?
Enginerrrrrrrrr
Thatsthejoke.meme
BananaForScaIe
I thought it was china...
xmaneds
do you honestly think that CogYang does not know that.
JPhDaigle
Woosh
CogYang
Sounds like a Canadian word, probably Quebec or something weird.
xmaneds
or ....! or possibly Cajun! from Louisiana !!.... or maybe whatever language they speak in Lebanon or Vietnam or Mali or Algeria. I dunno
tiptoeingthru