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Jan 16, 2022 9:16 PM
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SomeRandomJerk
Good morning, you might want to reset your Brain
Azubah
I did this with sugar once.
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
Looks like just a bigger and better cup of coffee to me.
Yamusa
ElGiver
He needs a cup of coffee, before he starts making coffee.
Durahl
I once poured cream into the sugar box ?
LosGrak
I fail to see the problem
Jaeger6Ix
What other things do you fail at
gis4gif
Meh, French press
cardinal29
AeroPress is a step up. Easy clean up
ObliqueRay
I'm prone to this sort of crap. Godamned brain cannot be trusted to run on auto.
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
Clever! then you don't have to drink coffee for the rest of the week
NZSheeps
Or for the rest of your life
FelixTheAnimator
I put tea in the sugar bowl today.
clide005
Press it
ricekickJR
*laughs in tea*
Yayy
I once poured hot water over ground coffee like if it was instant.
Jaeger6Ix
Always close the coffee tin immediately after putting coffee into your cup. Follow for more life hacks
LutraLazuli
I've made coldbrew like this, people thought I made concentrated nuclear coffee, didn't help I ground the beans really, really, fine
festizio
Measured laundry detergent in the cap and started dumping from the gallon into to machine… at the laundromat
nothebees
I once made tea in my cats bowl and put meat in my mug
eppykaze
The brain knows what it was doing
tonalstates
It low key wanted that coffe dose
CodeBit
THE coffee dose
kevinUnityClicker
If I had a dollar.....
Jeremysenpai42
Done this. As well as spooning coffee onto a plate.
AutobotPrincess
I put the milk in the cabinet. Not the mugs cabinet, but the cabinet with pots, pans & casserole dishes. No clue why.
ScottishOddish
I was making my morning coffee and my sons morning bottle. His bottle got my creamer and my coffee got the formula. My son was happy I wasnt
LooseyGooseyBrett
Stop buying instant coffee
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Done that with my container of rice.
jammer909
I once partly melted my bialetti pot. Forgot to put water in it.
angelfixer
Poured ground beans into instant coffee canister to refill it. Made coffee. Chewed coffee. Spat coffee.
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
I’ve cracked an egg directly into the trash.
OuchMouse
One time while half awake I took the newly brewed coffee pot and poured it all down the sink. I guess my mind thought I was cleaning it.
Clymenus000
I have done this exact same thing....
TiptronicS
"Enough of this shit", I wanna sleep it must have said ???
ThePhilosophizer
I was making koolaid and instant rice at the same time... grape packet went straight into the rice. Didn't realize until it was done cooking
RadioZombieHazard
...how did it taste?
CyborgScribe
Grape
tembahisarmsopen
Purple
VaardArk
Fun fact: Many foods (grapes, cauliflower, rice, even tea) are purple from anthocyanins. That’s why purple cauliflower smells a bit grapey.
inthrees
A few weeks ago I threw three unopened packets of sweetener into my big iced coffee instead of opening them and dumping the contents.
unluckyandbored
Suggestion for your iced coffee: Instead of sugar, use simple syrup. Sugar doesn't dissolve well in cold liquids.
inthrees
I use artificial sweetener, with a little milk and then either a very little flavored syrup or flavored creamer.
SerenePrincess013
Just got a new jug of creamer. First cup of the morning, 6am today, I'm struggling to remember how to human, while the cat scarfs down his>
SerenePrincess013
Kibble, & occasionally glances up at me to make sure I haven't vanished... & spent a solid 5 minute tying to figure out if the jug was>
SerenePrincess013
Empty, bc I was pouring & nothing was coming out. Bc I'd forgotten to remove the safety seal.
inthrees
Haha yeah, like that.
LtColThorin
That's what you get for making instant coffee.
ObliqueRay
*smiles in Frappe*
PerpetuityPhoto
Smell that? Smells like classism.
Iveaccidentallyruntowindsor
Depends where you are. US instant sucks but in the UK there are many very good options
Heisanevilgenius
Well, la de da. Mr. CEO of Riches Incorporated here would never dip his gold-plated wang in anything but freshly picked beans from Sumatra
LtColThorin
No, we get store brand dark roast from superstore, because it's affordable and still makes good coffee. One must have standards.
Heisanevilgenius
I'm just messing :)
LtColThorin
RuricOrhlandis
Instant disappointment
LovesToSpooge517
Just needs heavy whipping cream and sugar
WhatzitTooya
Ya know, I used to make coffee in a mug like this (with ground coffee, not instant!) when I was still working construction. Worked like ->
WhatzitTooya
-> a charm and you dont need a coffee maker, only some water to clean your cup.
gooberthehat
What do you do with the grinds?
LaLLe
Its a common way to make coffee i greece, turkey, the balkans and probably many other places
FantabulousMan
WhatzitTooya
They sink to the bottom and stay in the cup.
tjluv
Drink it
MaadMaanMaatt
Keep your teeth closed and that’s “cowboy coffee”
CoffeeDaemon
Okay!
onecowboytoo
Okay Tweak.
WoeToHice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y7ZZsOS4O4
reineseele
Thanos once chugged half a cup of that. gave him some weird ideas i tell ya.
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Thanos is just a fucking idiot. Lol
theangryjanitor
Suck the grounds dry
SeriousIy
Its instant coffee
DethShartBSideU
Now
OmnesMundiLardum
datbiishjuliebean
LooseyGooseyBrett
Who buys instant coffee?
theangryjanitor
It's delicious. And easy. Well one brand is.
anacctnamedphat
Snort it
marteney1
Bop it!
theangryjanitor
Twist it!
Zxaskad
Flick it! ;)
chefgeary313
Boof it