sehnaoui
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I've never seen these dance moves before
(sorry for potato quality)
Jan 8, 2017 4:29 PM
sehnaoui
72747
1007
58
(sorry for potato quality)
CraftyBarnardo
Somewhere he has a wife not appreciating his level of devotion
TBarracuda33
That's aggressive.
DasOgre
As a former bouncer, this is pretty much what dancing has become. It's basically sex with clothes on.
ihans
andmysoundslaiddownbytheUnderGround
I think it's called the Rococo Bang.
sc014
He looks legitimately scared
ramshead91
Yall got it wrong. She is asserting her dominance
puppyflips
241tacos
When she's sending signs that she wants to bang.
ModemSounds
Subtle
KingMe343
What decade is this?
SebastianCrab
Invisible vagina dagger.
areyoudisturbedyet
KonTheMelonLord
shinagami091
This looks like how a virgin would dirty dance
massakayne
plot twist: that's a shemale
CirB
I'm kinda scared for the guy's lower back..
kythorn
Why can't I find women like this
pukingalot
Daggering?
baconandeggsminustheeggs
Uh, I've always wondered how Mexicans made babies. Interesting.
reik483
I think it's called daggering
NuclearMonk
I don't think she knows how to sex.
TJ3027
That's the hungry dump. Everyone knows that.
AgustInFire
axeglitch
mrsuzukiami
Colombia.
debpaNoodleVillain
That's the fuck my beer belly shuffle most skanky whores know it
theMightyPlatypus
the wild nympho in their natural habitat.
Sugarblade
I like the term "Nymphomancer"
rookie23
Instead of undead, summons humpers everywhere?
DrJeremyStone
Summoned via the Nymphonomicon
SomeRandomDane
In The Crypt Of The Nymphodancer
OfficialLurker
Dude.. don't stick your dick in crazy
IGotNothin
She looks like she is the the right amount of crazy and hot.
darwynstheory
FickDingers
InfinitusEquitas
Are you kidding me?! Crazy is crazy fun to fuck. Just need to have an exit strategy.
HowardMoonsHotpants
I can see the sense in this. Bet it's amazing, then run like fuck!
therealgiraffe
And maybe a vasectomy, just in case.
Whatthisusernameisnottaken
Fake your own death.
BeerBatteredandBold
Absolutely, and never let them know your real name.
InfinitusEquitas
I never use my real name if i can help it.
theMightyPlatypus
the trick is to never let crazy know where you live.
InfinitusEquitas
Or alternatively to present as the crazier crazy.
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InfinitusEquitas
Generally speaking all it takes is some family background. Does complicate relationships with the non crazy ones.