ifyouwereahotdog
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He found a better job with an amazing company and GETS TO WORK DURING THE DAY!!
May 19, 2017 12:53 AM
ifyouwereahotdog
104195
1952
86
He found a better job with an amazing company and GETS TO WORK DURING THE DAY!!
Bride0fAquaman
Buttersismycatesname6
Worked 10 yrs. Graveyard. After several retired i got days . Didnt enjoy it much ,found wife been cheating on me during my night shift ????
INeedToFly
No more acting like vampires
ifounditunderthere
You'll learn to hate him being there all the time...
TerribleBot
You will finally met
DANdybobandy
i always felt bad about how working nights affected the people around me. cheers to you for toughing it out with him
RightTurnClyde
If the feeling is mutual & should be. That is outstanding...
ifyouwereahotdog
Oh it is :)
misterpinkeye13
Hes gonna hate people soon
DigitalBang
Please give him time to adjust.
Nerofido
Please don't kill him
ZOMGNO
I'm a shift worker and sometimes do the graveyard. Boy do I miss my partner :/
misterpinkeye13
Overnight work.....takes a decade or so to get out of
misterpinkeye13
Kinda like meth
thedoe
You're gonna wish he was back at work after a week.
MFredbird
You're going to kill him, aren't you?
StylexP
Gratz!
EdgarAllanPoeTheThird
GL with your marriage.
iusedtoplaywithrocks
So are you single?
malious
Your husband year 2 working days:
jpaugh78
As a current night shifter....I envy your husband. Congrats OP!
totallybullshitfacts
Just make sure you bury the body properly
mburicao
Let him work on dat ass all night long...
brmedic
Congrats. That's a nice change for family life
polopolomarkopolopolo
Fuck him good when he gets home, OP!
TaintToucher
Yes
AkLonewolf
http://img.pandawhale.com/95045-angry-macgruber-gif-extremely-pqbF.gif
TrotsLikeHorses
Then there's the juvenile element....
FoxTroutAcTual
Nothing juvenile about a good fuckin'.
JesusChristBackAgain
At least hopefully not!
RayLiottaLaughsAtIdiots
Memelord718
JennaLS
Think of the hours that was spent on this by some person out there
SaintMaceToTheFace
FOREVER UNCLEAN
TooTiredToMasturbate
Childhood ruined
ThePoorWarrior
AngelicOrb
rideordietonight
Sony the hedgehog!
theshrektacularshrek
8bitjohnny
This will make a fine addition to my collection.
iamthisguy247
This is weird. At first it looks like Sonic has lifted Mario but then it's Mario laying Sonic down. Well that and also what the fuck?
sebastianp451365
I love your comment mate. It's like you tried to rationalize what you saw and then came to your senses. Thanks for the laugh!
Grubenwolf
http://imgur.com/G7D85Rp
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
Mama mia!
APenguinInATuxedo
StrikerT
I was hoping I would never see this, until I did and I wish I never did.
WitchyVixen
"you don't want to know. Audrey don't tell him. You shouldn't have told me, but you did and now I'm telling you,/
WitchyVixen
/you don't want to know."
TheStormFury
Draesin
Taaaake onnn meeeee
Theforgottenartoffuckey
Fuck. Him. Gooood.
3MTA3
GoOoOoOoOd
Metronix
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/022/940/spongebobicon.jpg
Pawnderlust
He'll need sunglasses and sun screen
Beardojon
I'm an electrician and had to work overnights the past 2 months. I hate every part of it. There's nothing to do on your nights off.
Beardojon
I couldn't see my gf, my gym wasn't 24/7 so I couldn't go, there was nothing to eat except shitty gas station food.
3141593653589793
Drugs and computer games.
Oohtmeel
That's awesome. I work rotating shift. Not seeing hubby for a week at a time blows. :(
iscasaci
Some night shifters watch youtube, others bust their ass delivering newspapers on foot or bicycle lol
theangryjanitor
Re adjusting is rough. You are going to be a night owl for awhile
LucynEthelWoolf
Speak for yo self . Not a single issue going back to a regular sleeping schedule here, buddy!
mistaopportunity
As a graveyard shifter... why would I want to be on days???
hotcakepie
I've been working 12 hour night shifts for 3+ years now. It's killing any chance I have at dating when they're going to work when I get off.
somegur
While I had a partner I missed day shift. Now that she's gone I miss no traffic and no people.
Roguishpotato
Hell, the freaking yeah. +1
Krose13
I just got promoted to Night shift. No bosses or deliveries, and usually pretty quite.
rookie23
Unless you work at a museum.
Krose13
Drinking Water treatment plant
KacerRex
Eight years so far on 3rd, no thanks days. I like my shift like I like my coffee, no dicks in it.
d0o0o0d
I did 7 years. It is sometimes nice to interact with people outside of work.
Sickofnotliving
Lies
SanTanStan
This...
Rdscowboy
I do 20 night 10 days off 20 days 10 days off...... I prefer nights! Plus love me that dirty oil money
shade1320
Been working nights for 12 years, i love it. Husband works 2nds...i get the kids off to school and sleep all day, it's great.
CoderWithoutCaffeine
To have an actual life.
KrystinaM7
Dude thats how I feel
Sumoke
As a night shifter and an introvert, I much prefer working nights. But apparently it's really bad for our Circadian Rhythms :/
Bugleisthebomb
Night shift worker of two years here, I agree wholeheartedly. Long term I don't think it's good for us though
PompKnight
Having worked 3rd shift for most of my life, I find myself automatically switching to more of a 1st shift sleep schedule on my days off.
Hashtaglibertarian
They've found it's not as bad if you stay on night shift schedule even on your days off. It's the constant flipping that's harmful.
UhhhhhNick
IKR? I make $5/hr more for working nights.
CrewDogofthePort
Where do you work that pays $5 more for night?
UhhhhhNick
A hospital in Colorado, night shift gets an hourly differential
Duvn
Basically every job over here has a larger sum working night shifts, i myself get around 10$ extra/h working night and 28$/h on weeknds
Duvn
My base is 17$/hour so 17+10 on evenings/night and 10+28 on Saturdays to be exact, Sundays pays more than 28 extra but that rarely happens
Squagglenater
Just started graveyard and im loving it, social life has gone downhill but im getting paid to watch youtube for 8 hours...
PunkCrusade
What do you do exactly? And how can I partake in that?
beholder87
I used to work graveyard at a Dunkin Donuts. 6 hours of playing Magic the Gathering, 2 hours of baking/cleaning, 2-3 customers all night.
mistaopportunity
I personally am an aircraft mechanic. If things aren't broke, no work. Although youtube and such looks, "unprofessional," on days.
saxon2060
I worked as a lab technician in a factory. Approx 3 hours work on a 12 hour night shift. Only tech in the lab, secure swipe access.
JustAnotherPOG
I had pretty much the same setup on night shift doing satellite communications. There is a little bit of fine print to that gig though.
superduperyooperthatspissedoff
Night shift at hotels. You run that days audit and a couple other tasks but it's like 2 hours work, 6 hours whatever
PunkCrusade
I've seen several of these post, but I think I'll start to actually pursue this.
DotheBabyIsaac
Many moons ago I did night audit at a hotel. Best part aside from morning cartoons? 1st picks on the donuts :)
PompKnight
Working at a 1300 room hotel, not quite as peaceful anymore. I miss my nights of having to fight boredom.
Squagglenater
Get a job as a security guard, warehouse jobs and such are deadly boring but grave shift you rarely talk to anyone. ie: i sit on my phone.
ROBROR87
See, that thing about the youtube sounds nice but I'm a dirty coward, and would therefore make a bad security guard.
Squagglenater
If you think your job as a security guard is confrontation, don't be a security guard. We are strictly observe / report to cops.
PunkCrusade
I've always feared that security guards stand all shift which is why I never pursued it. Guess I was wrong this whole time
Squagglenater
My job is sitting in a chair, i have to force myself to walk around from sitting too long...
duumed
It gets old. Been doing odd shifts for almost 2 years, I'd like a day job please.
Textuality
Back in '95 or so I was working for a small ISP. They decided to start 24/7 support, and wanted someone to work grave shift, so I said I'd
Textuality
do it, as it had a 10% raise attached. Only to find out that after a month, they'd forgotten to ANNOUNCE they had 24/7 support. So I worked
Textuality
for a full month getting zero calls. THey literally paid me to go in, sit in front of the computer, nap, and play games. :)
longshorttermmemorynetwork
That sounds awful and depressing.
Squagglenater
You're making me blush
Zombraina
Tbh it sounds good to me lol. I don't need much social interaction to be happy and working alone is a dream.