HatsfordaEmprah
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Jun 11, 2016 11:36 AM
HatsfordaEmprah
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DepressingSandwich
Current Dark Heresy campaign: Nomad rides on a donkey like Jesus, Psyker who no one knows is a psyker steals pillows and blankets.
TheLordOfChange
Remember our techpriest who sediced every mechanical thing that we encountered... RIP for he was killed for heresy
JustAnotherCynicToo
ThompsonwithaP
SgtPotshot
Demonlord24
Best one from mine: "I taste for heresy."
KiwiKujo291
I am fully behind this
turk187
when you add a boltgun to your boltgun its called a "storm bolter" and is already a thing.
Coroneljones
I am directly responsible for 3 of these, no regrets, it was worth it
WaterlooBoogaloo
Been binge watching itsmejps dark heresy campaign learned how cool warhammer is and how pricydaaaam
cranialpleasure
I once told my players that activating a glyph would unleash unspeakable horrors. One party wipe later...
alphaninn
Our DM warned us about something similar. 5 sessions later he was buying new books because we all joined the chaos gods. Whoops.
jeips
That moment when you shake your head and sigh audibly
cranialpleasure
I even said "Are you SURE you wanna do that?" TWICE!
silvirus
Isn't #6 essentially just a storm bolter?
KnightMasterEladric
This is from a game where you can fail a psychic power so bad that a demon prince appears, devours you and then attacks your party.
InquisitorLexaeloftheOrdoHereticus
*devours your planet and attacks the nearby solar system
ProjectKurtz
In my last campaign, I played a badass who was built for dual pistols, but due to DM fiat, no guns. Beat the shit out of a guy trying to>
ProjectKurtz
MoleGrips
... Guess you had to be there
Milkforthekhorneflakes
Our guardsman in our party has his grenades and other throwables confiscated. I mean i like cybernetic limbs but... 1/2
Milkforthekhorneflakes
Loosing both legs and an arm in the second session after 1 bad throw, not cool bro.
Studoku
Two legs? Surely it's cheaper to buy a new guardsman.
Milkforthekhorneflakes
Trust me if i could have shot him in the head i would, then again having more mech shit on me than the techpriest is pretty rad.
PORTUGUESETORTURING
#3 "orks" WAT
ShibbyGTR
Buckle up and get ready for perhaps the best race idea in fiction. A rabble of angry green brutes that get bigger the more they fight. 1/?
ShibbyGTR
All of them have latent magical ability. Which means they don't actively use the power, but their ramshackle technology works because 2/?
ShibbyGTR
they BELIEVE it does. They hilarious, crass, and exist only to ruin everyone else's day. They're actually a modified space fungus, so 3/?
ShibbyGTR
if you kill one, its body will just release spores that spawn more. They're the deadliest thing in 40k, and the only reason everyone 4/?
ShibbyGTR
else isn't dead, is because they're too busy fighting themselves. FIN
HatsfordaEmprah
Hmm?
PORTUGUESETORTURING
is...isn't it "orc"?
HatsfordaEmprah
40k Orks are a race of aliens found across the galaxy, famous for their terrible spelling, grammar and love for dakka. They're sci-fi orcs.
SwarmLord
It's one of things that distinguishes 40k orks from fantasy orcs.
HatsfordaEmprah
That and the guns, spaceships, chainswords, dakka, psykers, etc.
KangeeGold
@clefj
levieuxquicrisesarace
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh http://imgur.com/72E2mMk
Strikyre
Dark Heresy: AKA "Dying: The RPG." Last game I was in, our Psycher fucking terror of the warp'd a Chaos Daemon in. We died. Hard.
Strikyre
(Bastard also had the gall to the first round of combat roll another terror, and accidentally poofed out of existence)
TheodoreWitchfucker
I've never played D&D or 40k, or anything similar.
HatsfordaEmprah
Check a website called R20, loads of cool people there who can help you out.
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
You should. They're a blast and you'll meet fun people.
JohnPope
Ahh.... warhammer ... the peasants D&D
XedtheRed
HERESY...*BLAM*
HatsfordaEmprah
Ahhh D&D, the peasants Fantasy.
JohnPope
Ahhh Fantasy, the peasants Sci-fi. :D
HatsfordaEmprah
Ahhh Sci-fi, the peasants Sy-Fy Channel.
JohnPope
Ok. Sy-fy Channel is just bad... lets not go THAT far :D
HatsfordaEmprah
Agreed. I apologise.
RockMeMamaLikeAWagonWheel
An interrogator has his eye on you because of this.
HatsfordaEmprah
Of course he does! For I am a loyal imperial servant spreading heroic tales of the Imperiums finest!
TheRealFireFrenzy
Hallowed be the Emeperor (and the ori)
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
dav3nasty
NuNuDagobah
EXTERMINATUS!!
C0mtraya
umpbumpfizz
BloodyCrowOfCainhurst
Dawn of war ftw
SAWhowhatnow
BRUVVAH I AHM PINNED HEREAH!
MrPredator
Arcanus01134
Had an idea for 2 Twin-Linked Hurricane Bolters with Combi-Twin-Linked Hurricane Bolter attachments and were to be duel-wielded. GM said no.
IDontActuallyHaveUsername
But having more dakka is heretical
MrPredator
But I like dakka , :(
IDontActuallyHaveUsername
Wrong faction
Itputsthelotioninthebasket
Walk softly, and carry a big gun.
fwomp
FORT THAY BROWKE AR BAKS
iDrinkDrano
Not 40k enough. STOMP LOUDLY IN POWER BOOTS AND CARRY A STORMBOLTER.
JustAnotherCynicToo
PC: Can I carry a Chain Sword in my off hand?
iDrinkDrano
The answer is always yes if you're willing to take the dice penalty
orixandcrak
All modifications to bolters not approved by a techpriest are heresy.
Nemrith
" I am a Tech Priest"- right before a bluff check.
SAWhowhatnow
That said, combi-bolters are very much Mechanicus approved.
SgtPotshot
I really only saw those on Chaos Terminators IIRC, because they didn't have storm bolters. That was way back in 3rd Ed 40k though.
HatsfordaEmprah
I assure you, everyone has storm bolters now, most of Holy Terra is storm-bolters. Save us.
supermeatboi
although isn't a storm bolter just 2 bolters strapped together but more sciencey?
HatsfordaEmprah
Yeah, its been built that way. A twin-linked bolter is two strapped together, a storm bolter is built as two bolters.
HatsfordaEmprah
Which is why I always play a Tech-Priest. "Okay...lets strap together four boltguns! OR FIVE! OR TEN! YES TEN BECAUSE WE'RE REALLY ANGRY!"
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
http://imgur.com/mwOF4T4
MisterKratos
Sick Spongebob reference
TyrLyari
Just rip a Hurricane Bolter off a Land Raider Crusader at that point.
Ketheres
Then strap a few of them together
HatsfordaEmprah
EXCELLENT IDEA! :D
Redbrickadam
So decrees the Omnissiah.
Beepity
TheRealFireFrenzy
As long as the right prayers are used and the right oils are used it is not just approved it is ENCOURAGED
DemiXIII
Applying the Liagture Oils and Sacred Unguents is important, very important. Commune with the Machine Spirit and don't inspire its wrath!
HatsfordaEmprah
CHANT THE BINARIC LITANY OF BARREL-CLEANING.
SAWhowhatnow
Strapping together existing technology is a cherished loop-hole in the "no new inventions" decree. As is making things bigger or smaller.
TheRealFireFrenzy
Well i am sure it was in one of those STR (is that the name, its that magical document that has the leman russ tanks in them) somewhere
Studoku
"Now it's too heavy to lift." "That's cause you angered the machine spirit"
HatsfordaEmprah
Just strap some grav-plates to it!
Ketheres
Or strap it onto something big enough to lift it.
HatsfordaEmprah
Like an Ogryn!
thegoddamn18thavenger
That's a hurricane bolter. Also, two is technically a combi-bolter. Which is a favored Chaos Space Marine weapon.
supermeatboi
theres a 40k rpg? well stop the press my summer just got made lads
vuvuzevka
Not just one, a whole set. You can play Rogue Leader's crew (including ORKZ!), Inquisitors, Spess Marines, Heretics etc...
InquisitorLexaeloftheOrdoHereticus
Black Crusade, Only War, Dark Heresy, DH 2nd Ed, Rogue Trader, and now Wrath and Glory, where a 1st tier Character can carry a Boltgun...
HatsfordaEmprah
Yep, there's Black Crusade, Dark Heresy 1 and 2, Deathwatch, Only War and Rogue Trader. LETS MAKE 40k RPG's the official RPG of Imgur!
supermeatboi
i'll just need to find some people nerdy enough to play wit
HatsfordaEmprah
Roll20, its an amazing website.
onlyhalfghost
Playing Only War is the closest you'll find to playing classic Xcom as an RPG, and it is glorious!
HatsfordaEmprah
Player: "I wanna build a regiment where every squad has a Baneblade." GM: "Why?" Player: "Rulebook says I can. Don't kill my dreams."
onlyhalfghost
I had a GM let me level up an Only War character for a Deathwatch game. Until they realized I was using a Sanctioned Psyker who now had PR8.
Selerox
Just started playing Deathwatch. I have a suspicion that some of our team might get us into situations we REALLY don't want to be in.
HatsfordaEmprah
To be honest I'm not a fan of Deathwatch, I much prefer the other games. Deathwatch is too...overpowered.
WaffleIron01
Isn't that an adequate description of the entire 40k universe though?
HatsfordaEmprah
Well yes, but when I'm playing a Tech Priest I'm not at the level of an Astartes...yet! I just like the effort that has to go into 1/2