Rammsteinstochter
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who couldn't care less about your personal space looooool
meow_irl
sangatster
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AllanMariscal
I’d rather have this version of a cat than a cat that wants to murder you
raidleadergutts
Eh, I think they're still in the decision making period.
Lovelylinger
I look at this as my cat is sleeping on top of me
ShinyMoonPilot
Same
Lovelylinger
We are the slaves :(
Oprean
Cats come from a place where sleeping in a ball with 4 other brothers and sisters is the norm, I'm surprised they allow us this much persona
Oprean
Personal space.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
Begs1429
Purr-fect
HereHoldMyBewbsForMe
you're not fooling me @op some of those are just wrist warmers and facial masks!
ARudeComment
Why do cat people like having cat butt hole on their face?
raidleadergutts
I don't know, but I guess someone found somewhat of a solution to that: https://imgur.com/dWaweVR
MukieK
I miss all my kitties
Guffen
4th to last is how you get pinkeye in an effective way
EvilLesbian
One of my cats will avoid me all day unless I go to one specific room in the house, where he loves me. The other cat wants my keyboard.
RandomLabeling
I work from home, try coming up with an excuse as to why you can't respond without saying that your cat is in the way, adapt and overcome
PersonalSleezus
Purrrsonal space
nursejr210
Actually, the cat is helping us NOT get addicted to the Internet...damn pussy blocking
Belial777
My cat does these. All of these.
EggFooYung
#6 Turn the page, slave
Polsnulspace
I'm a full on dog person but kitties are cool also.....even if they are wee dicks!
NoDakGirl
I'm not sure what I did to anger her, but my cat stood on my throat while I was sleeping. Luckily my husband booted her off me.
saltsplash
They just want love and attention!! Cute. Anyone who hates cats just doesn't know how to not be an asshole to cats.
raidleadergutts
Lol I missed the "not" part of the last sentence & was confused. In my defense, I'm kinda tipsy.
10pointstogriffindor
My cat, Shia LeFluff, helps me brush my teeth every morning.
LayDeDeadpoolHair
I wish my notes looked as neat as those last ones XD
quietman928
Thank you, I came here looking for this or similar. If I'm weird at least I'm not the only one! +1
therealmynamehere
#12 looking for its sister?
CaptainPirate8
You want personal space don't get a cat, or dog, or friends, or co workers
afromanex
Fish. Get fish
HighSorcerer
What, and have that asshole just sit there silently judging me all day? No way.
ButteryButtsButterflyCups
all dogs think they are lap dogs. my 65lb pibble always jumps in my lap when I'm binging netflix or when hes afraid of thunder
LifeDoesntDescriminate
Or kids.
Dragondraikk
Especially kids
xelhaspixiestix
or parents.
CaptainPirate8
Go home batman
raidleadergutts
You made me laugh out loud you cunt, take my upvote & smear it all over your ass.
IDealtIt
Why?! With the cat butt on your face!? Every time my cat tries to make the "put my butt on you" move, I just adjust her. Gah, do that!!
ShinyMoonPilot
I for one welcome my cat overlords
dekket
It's funny how you think there's such a thing as "personal space" when you have a cat.
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
#15 "I heard you were talking shit. How about saying it TO MY FACE?!"
Oprean
100% that cat is purring.
raidleadergutts
LOUDLY.
hateuscausetheyanus
That cat on the keyboard even has thumbs!!
raidleadergutts
They're evolving!
covfefetarian
This makes me miss my cats -- thanks for reminding me how much I love those little assholes +1
ANIMEJESUS
PHRASING!
raidleadergutts
@covfefetarian be like:
& their cats would be like: https://imgur.com/QZByrB0
covfefetarian
relax bro, only-just-woken-up-me is strong on that Yoda-English sometimes
LittleRedWeldingHood
And even thought it's awkward or you can't breathe, you try not to disturb them
raidleadergutts
As someone allergic to cats, they're getting picked the fuck up & put the fuck somewhere WAY away from my face, thank you very much.
LittleRedWeldingHood
Will they be put the fuck away gently at least? :(
raidleadergutts
Yep, along with a gentle push to send them along their way towards other cattivities.
LittleRedWeldingHood
Cattivities is now my new favorite word, thank you for that!!!
jocloud31
except my sister's cat. You don't get to lay in the middle of MY bed you little shit. You can curl up somewhere after I get comfortable TYVM
LittleRedWeldingHood
I like that you say the cat can curl up after you're comfortable hahah at least you're letting it curl up with you :)
ShinyMoonPilot
Wait I have a meme for this but can’t find it because I have too many! I can only express myself with memes
LittleRedWeldingHood
Take your time, I'd love to see it!
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
For some people this makes them hate cats. For me, it's why I love them. So curious, loving, and entertaining.
raidleadergutts
So, just like dogs? It's not like dogs don't have any of the 3 traits you mentioned.
IfGodzillahadachilditwouldbeJesuszilla
Loving?
CatBlaster5000
Yes, do you need a dictionary?
IfGodzillahadachilditwouldbeJesuszilla
It's just that's the one thing they aren't? Dogs are loving. Cats are quite cold and distant
WillemHellfire
Entertaining? They are comedy GOLD!!! Especially the really young ones with little claw and bite control!
AgentOrangeJuice
How could you love something so arrogant and unintelligent?
raidleadergutts
To say that cats are unintelligent is just either ignorant & insincere. Also, I don't think cats know what arrogant is, they're just catting
DarkerLink
Ask your mom
goatzinggod
People love you don't they?
ShinyMoonPilot
Give this person the interwebs!
Syng420
Cats are actually very smart, they're just a little derpy.
DarkerLink
Dogs are full retard then
ohjohnboy
They pretend to be dumber than they actually are I think. Like "oopsies I just knocked over your phone ????". BS you knew exactly what you d
raidleadergutts
id you little shit!
gunnexx
Sure, except when its 4am and they try to shove their nose in your nose or ear. LIke yes I love you but fuck off
djsdkdjsk
and mine just gets stuck in my room or isn't but wants something and bats at me and meows loudly at 2 AM
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
Yeah I'm sure zero dogs ever wake people up early in the morning. Just cats. You win.
gunnexx
100% sure, Ive had all the dogs in the world. None of em do this.
ohjohnboy
I know your joking, but mine used to jump on my bed, licking my face like crackheads at 6am on the dot. Best alarm clock ever
gunnexx
My old dog used to stand next to the bed, snout on the bed and breathe as loud as possible xD
CatUpVote
People who hate cats will find any excuse to hate. Trolls, they are.
CatBlaster5000
I find with cat haters it's more of an egocentric thing. Think like "My dog can actually kill people, so it is the superior pet"
Terwin94
I personally like dogs more than cats but I wouldn't trade me cat for a dog