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A lie can run around the world before the truth has its big floppy shoes on
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carriedeservedbetter
#13 now i miss the library
stainlessteelmohawk
#8 just when we thought 2020 couldn't get any weirder. Cats are in an airplane toilet planning to hijack it...LOL
ThePickliestRick
#21 a box is the easier shape to make, round is the easier, faster shape to spread dough, triangle is the fastest way to cut round pizza.
Ryebread91
#2 maybe it is supposed to be poor but why risk it?
Iseedeadsheeple
That Egg-Clown thing is real? I always thought, Terry Pratchet made that up for a novel.
gummyloaf
“I cant decide if he’s a genius or a monster” a fool, just revealed they’re middle management and there’s someone willing to work for less.
CorneliusCornwall
#14 Duluth trading company. Source: my having the same shirt in 5 different colors.
Eldibs
#21 It's because those are the easiest shapes to make for those things. As for women, turn off her alarm, call into work for her, and (1/2)
Eldibs
when she wakes up, tell her "I got you the day off work so we can day drink mimosas, and the pizza is already ordered."
carriedeservedbetter
#8 hope no one had cat allergies
23spaghetti
Upvote for clown eggs
BeExcellent
#24 holy cats, this is me
drduffer
#5 Maybe you knew this already, but Brian May has a PhD in Astrophysics, so he really may be Newton reincarnated. Or just really old.
CommunCreator
I don’t think Sir Brian was wearing a wig in that picture. Sir Isaac probably was.
crapcomments
The corset on the cocain woman.. Its an old trainer/sneaker?
IWouldDoThings
Right, that's my thoughts too. Is that corset a new balance?
rotsmoes
Brian May doesn’t just has the appearance of Isaac Newton, he is actually a scientist too.
PwnageHobo
#21 take a ball of dough and flatten it out, you get a circle. Square box is the cheapest and easiest box shape for a circular pizza.
PwnageHobo
Cutting pizza into sectors is the most efficient way to evenly divide a round pizza.
PillarOfSaltShakers
Understood: Women are easy.
imjustabill495
I need closure on the cat story
ScoundrelPDX
#4 (3rd cat had superpowers and escaped from the plane)
Alfa799
Newton died a virgin. I doubt Brian May is.
FormerlySable
Well, we know he died without any known descendants, but I don’t know why historians claim he was a virgin. Did Newton write that himself?
Alfa799
The philosopher Voltaire has claimed that he verified with the attending doctors that Newton confirmed to them he was a virgin. Clear as mud
bonetonelord
What evidence we have suggests that he was either gay or asexual.
SteamingTheCat
I want to hear more about this Cats On A Plane movie
MotherSekmet
#15 he's both. also known as a manager.
CommunCreator
He’s a genius for contracting out the job, a fool for letting you know about it. Next time cut out the middleman & offer the 5 y.o. $3.50.
bardman135
It's actually the grey market at work. If the profit margin is too high, it encourages outsourcing. Next time, offer $3. Should fix it.
Fejerro
#18 He never named the show. I replied to his tweet, so if I find out, I'll put it here.
Fejerro
UPDATE: The show is called Chef's Table, specifically the Snow's BBQ episode.
YourMotherApproves
UPDATE: Chef's Table has a whole BBQ series. Not just one show
sunfuPandaVillain
dracolich3
#49 looks like tom when he rolls up his sleeves in tom and jerry
RummageSaleBubbler
#33 sauce https://youtu.be/5m-Lkrlac0g, though references https://youtu.be/Fw_HYJmURGc
IndyBelle
Thank you! <3
amp99
#21 Slices of pizza aren't triangles. Yes, I'm willing to die on this hill.
Crazyaussiecanadian
I'll stand beside you sibling.
amp99
Tannoch
Then what are they? Don't you dare say square. Don't. You. DARE.
amp99
Square! *runs away*
TheHillsHaveNostrils
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circular_sector
titaniumsnail
Sectors.
Slorpthegillman
ONE OF THE EGGS IS A “SIR” and im trying to figure out if its the clown or the egg that has knighthood
HerpDerpopotamus
I'm sure this was a great dump, but I don't remember anything after clown makeup egg trademark warehouse.
narniasreal
Is it true? I'm too lazy to google it.
Maxevans27
I wonder if ICP had to do that.
foesmono
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20171206-the-fascinating-reason-why-clowns-paint-their-faces-on-eggs#:~:text=Inside%20a%20church%20in%20e
DatDarthCaedus
Francois Fratellini looks like a version of the Joker that has been punched in the face too many times...
Draig1
Yep. A real thing. And there are types of clown that inform the make-up.
fleshypretzel
CarlottaVonSprockett
I didn’t see Fizbo the Clown in that pic and I am suspicious that it can’t be real
ThePunnyGuy
I'm wondering if Steve-O's egg is in there.
supervillainsevilmoustache
He stapled it to the chicken-probably
Kvothefefe
Clown, makeup, egg, trademark, warehouse
fishintennessee
Only one that stood out to me was Emmett Kelly.
EarthTourist
Pretty sure if you gave some one lsd and locked then in there you could ruin their mind
Gayforbae
It ruined mine just looking at the picture of it.
UnluckyLich
If you guys haven't played West of Loathing, there's a beautifully, horrific, creepy scene that revolves around this concept. Go play it!
squintish
So you missed the fancy modern art cat tree then.
Asterus
I thought Terry pratchett did that as a bit but oh my God there's a real clown egg warehouse in london
SeawardSkies
I know, right?!
PithyCommentBelow
Same!!! I just jumped to the comments after that to see if anyone else was as shocked as me! Bet Sir Terry visited it!
WifeofPonderStibbons
His real nose!
Chuckinsky
Fuck I love that book. Lovable Carrot, Angua, the only one that really gets how ridiculous everything is, fucking Gaspode the old bag of 1/
Chuckinsky
diseases. And the queen of beggars... "Do you by chance have a sixteen room mansion to spare? No? Thought so." 2/2
haguard
Which one is it please? Not sure I've read it
BoPeepandMe
What book is this?
Antiriver133
There is like a whole family who are on that shelf
DatDarthCaedus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fratellini_family
IWRITEINALLCAPS
#21 SQUARE BOXES ARE EASIEST TO FOLD, PIZZA NATURALLY FORMS A CIRCLE WHEN TOSSED, CUTTING STRAIGHT LINES THROUGH MIDDLE IS QUICKEST AND 1/2
Earlkay
Women are hard to understand because I don’t know basic geometry
IWRITEINALLCAPS
EASIEST TO GRAB SLICES... WHY DON'T I UNDERSTAND WOMEN YET? 2/2
secretdpp
That is the rub. The pizza is ruled.by logic and rational planning. Women... less so. But pizza is the key to surviving them
PhoneticRainbow
You will never understand us as we barely understand ourselves
the42
Because women and pizza are totally unrelated. The error is made when you try to find sense in one related to the other.
SvarvSven
Nice try, but you don't understand women because CAPS!!! jk
BURYMEINDVOTES
Because in reality, just like the pizza dilemma, is really simple they just like to be complicated but who doesn’t love pizza.
LeChez
Scrolled down to comment this exactly. Maybe comparing women to the cooking, storing, and equal portioning of pizza doesn't work.
PositivelyKAH
^^^^^^ found them! There are dozens of them! Dozens! \/ \/ \/
ScourgeOfAges
Because women who think that pizza is illogical, are illogical themselves. Lumping them all together is also a fallacy
apt311
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."
MountainsGandalf
I feel understood.
MaelarinTici
Because pizza comes in a square shape as well... Tricksy little womens
stainlessteelmohawk
Tricksy
Gayforbae
Thats not tossed pizza then and ia thus cardboard garbage.
gothichippie190
I dunno dude I@ currently eating a rectangular focaccia pizza that’s pretty damn good
PedanticGonkDroid
Also it's not a triangle, it's a sector of circle, which makes perfect sense. Flat-earthers coming at us with this "triangle" nonsense
alfindel
But pizzas are flat! (Let's not talk about Calzones...)
stealthgunner385
What about the cannoli?
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
dannishadow
Because you try to hard to understand. There were really simple explanations for the pizza. They're really simple for women, too:
dannishadow
Women are humans and as humans, we're all different. There's no hive mind to understand; some are simple and some are complex just like men.
ZombieCoffeeCup
Simplifying women into 1 unit means that some shitty dudes get to justify not actually trying. Its lame, and im glad they arent all that way
dreadpiratekhan
Dear lord, that's just crazy enough to work
VotanJarngrimr
1+ for only rational comment on here
Notedbutignored
#37 I DIDN'T notice the cocaine
lemjau
I zoomed in, decided they were talking about what looked like a tiny baggie between the bricks, zoomed back out and felt stupid.
youcantgiveAbabybooze
Even when I read the words it still took me a second, I looked at her nose
toomuchtunerfish
I looked all over for about 30 seconds before finally realizing that it wasn’t white tile in the background, it was the cocaine!
Gopher1964
This
Succcmyass
Cant tell if /s but look behind her.
CarlottaVonSprockett
Omg lol thought it was just the bathroom wall
asm80dfa8sdfj
Ahh that's not tile
carriedeservedbetter
#3 okay like wtf?
INeedToChangeMyUsername
The label says 5 boiled eggs. That is not 5.
WoodORama
Moe Sislak gotta buy his pickled eggs somewhere.
Spacebeastfeast
I would assume they are pickled
bigmrlloyd
I learnt this from a Terry Pratchett book it's awesome and a little terrifying.
Ste505
https://mobile.twitter.com/TrumpetSexy/status/1306258123724857344
Nathanfake
They’re not even in a refrigerated section! Just sitting there...
carriedeservedbetter
Ikr
MadHakon
They might be sitting in a refrigerated section. There appears to be a vent below them from which the airflow could come.
AmbroseGudmaker
They are in a fridge. Hence pizza and sandwiches. The crisps are in a basket in front of the fridge
5NoteHalf
Hard boiled eggs. You can get small bags at the grocery and they're convenient and tasty.
Radix865
Uncooked eggs don't have to be refrigated.
MadHakon
Those are boiled. I used the powers of ENHANCE and read so.
theeiinfamousiizzy
but...the bag says hard boiled
Radix865
Hmm?
Right you are...those eggs are fucked.
DatDarthCaedus
They do in the US, as American egg producers wash the eggs with soap, removing the natural protective layer.
TheThingsTheyCarried
It's a complex issue https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/09/11/336330502/why-the-u-s-chills-its-eggs-and-most-of-the-world-doesnt
sundaymondayhippyday
Wow ? eggsellent read! .....
BentwanJameson
I wonder if they're pickled, cause pickled eggs are delicious.
yeehawbuckaroo
Not pickled. https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/18728133.morrisons-respond-wet-eggs-sold-uk-store/
BentwanJameson
Ok, that is thoroughly unappealing in that context.
rafe005
those are hard boiled eggs for their salad bar, if they dont use them quickly enough they sell them in the bags direct to customers
Floridaguysmyfirstcousin
Chain Restaurants get eggs like this. 5 gallon buckets.
misspickers
The condemned section! You can sometimes get giant bags of mushrooms that you take home and then bin after three days (too many mushrooms)
rafe005
aha, you do that too :)
misspickers
Can’t resist a bargain. I mean, who would turn down 2.8kg of wilting iceberg for 20p? Not me! ?
rafe005
yup, even if it only gets used as bin decorations
HeyCopernicus
Tell me more about this clown egg warehouse.
yuugian
Well for one, you do not want to be there after dark
gingersrule
Read Terry Pratchett's book Men at Arms
foesmono
Check this out...
foesmono
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20171206-the-fascinating-reason-why-clowns-paint-their-faces-on-eggs#:~:text=Inside%20a%20church%20in%20e
HeyCopernicus
This is a ridiculous amount of information about it ? thank you
LariCheltsy
And can anybody draw my normal face on an egg?
FamilyWitch
I am totally going to try this. If it is successful I'll dm you for a pic and paint your face if you want lol.
LariCheltsy
RiaWeatherwax
WTF? This is real? Oh Sir Terry Pratchett what you described in "Men at Arms" was also a reflection of the bizarre real world.
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
It's at the Fools Guild, in Ankh-Morpork.
Vesane
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20171206-the-fascinating-reason-why-clowns-paint-their-faces-on-eggs
Sausmaus
Thank you for the link!
crazymojomonkey
I wonder if John Wayne Gacy has an egg there?
tarataqa
Who's that?
crazymojomonkey
Think Pennywise IRL
dannishadow
Serial killer who worked as a clown for kids' parties and such.
dannishadow
And to add, CrazyMojo is right, Pennywise was loosely (obviously) based off of him.
tarataqa
What movie was this? The one with Rob Zombie?
dannishadow
John Wayne Gacy was real. He was a serial killer who dressed like a clown. He was known as the Killer Clown and killed 30+ people.