"It's all in the reflexes."

Mar 14, 2016 10:42 PM

Locopogo

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*name that 80s movie quote

*splash* "ABANDON SHIP!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What is that?" "Black blood of the earth." "You mean oil?" "No, I mean black blood of the earth!"

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Horseshit, Wang.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Sir, your shorts."

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Dying

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Water soluble

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The first time..."How did his pants fly off!"

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Counts as a Dad save

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The check is in the mail - Jack Burton

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha still wagging his tail the whole time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who are these people? Friends of yours, huh? Now this really pisses me off to no end!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Airbud whitewater

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Skills! +1 OP

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was about a million percent sure that his pants fell off too.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can't stop watching this

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You did not just wet me river !!! HOLD ME BACK HOOMAN !!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's definitely a dad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That happened to me when I was on a 3 hour tour.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is he holding a mini-golf putter?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's one dad reflex!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember seeing this before. I still love how his tail's still going as he's picked back up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Justa waggin his tail

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dog: farewell sweet world

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank the baby jesus for the handle..I just carry my dogs around with it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice save!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like this. He gets hit with the wave and he's like OUTTA HERE.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are we not gonna talk about how he lost his pants?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So no one is going to talk about how retarded bringing your small dog on a boat is? He's obviously fucking terrified and tried to escape.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

I agree, or at least tie it down

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but if the canoe tips or becomes submerged the dog would have no way out.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone could probably design a hook that releases if it is turned upside down

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You clearly don't understand what you saw.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Sit, ubu, sit. Dammit, dog!

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Woof!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pure gold, bro!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only trivia I know about this show was the fake pizza eating and bulimia

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where'd his pants go?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Shorts. Just rode up from the wave

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Old jack Burton....

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Awesome....now I just need a green eyed Asian

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well... You got about 2,000 years to go lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck you, trying to stop the dog's dream of being a fish. God I hate this cis-gendered patriarchial society.

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 9

Let the dog be who it wants to be!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You made my day twice. The comment and the name.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I try to please.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0