JoeBud
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I’m not a doctor, but I think I just broke my toe. No glamorous story. Caught the dining room chair as I walked by.
May 18, 2022 2:03 AM
JoeBud
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I’m not a doctor, but I think I just broke my toe. No glamorous story. Caught the dining room chair as I walked by.
tcdriver
Little piggy trying to run away from home?
Arcygenical
My right baby toe is also dumb as fuck. I've broken it so many times it's no longer set right. Gotta twist it back next time I frick up.
pyr0max
I don't know your foot. But is seems like nothing is swollen, blue, purple. (Like when I broke a toe). Best advice: go see a doctor.
tomatoboy
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thesavagery
Chair foot - 1. Your foot - 0.
Kevinbfree
Yep, not much you can do.
G081
j0lt78
Hey, your furniture edge detector worked!
NLOVNI
I have monkey toes too
staceyjorgenson31415
“One of these things is not like the others ;)”
FinoderiHobgoblin
Yes, you forgot an apostrophe.
CanuckleheadChick
Fuckin chairs.
caldella
Ye that's busted. Buddy bandage and ice. You'll be limping for a few weeks. Take it easy when you can.
MrHappySmiles
Slam your upper chest with a clenched fist while screaming “whose the best”, then slam 2 glasses of beat juice. Repeat daily, you’ll be ok.
chudontknowme
I did not buddy tape mine so it healed wrong. Just had to have it amputated
StunttheRunt
If you're going to the doc could you ask about something for me?
bj52398
Heh. I just had that one removed. No more wide width shoes!
glorytoyouandyourpost
WalksTheSky
I’ve seen a lot of medical dramas, and unfortunately it looks like you need to amputate it
KaraE33
Buddy tape the two toes together. Don’t waste money on ER visit. Source: I’m a doctor.
spooktree
itdweeb
JoeBud
Your left and my right…..we were meant to be.
EverNotRelevant
IliveIdyeIliveagain
I broke exact the same toe last October too. I left it alone and felt nothing after two months
sandstruk
Tape the two last toes together. After a week or two, practice squeezing a towel under your toes.
pauldegraaf
This advice would have saved me some money two years ago. It’s exactly what the doctor does.
snaggletoof
Also, avoid walking on that foot as that will prolong healing. Instead learn to walk on your hands.
MrHappySmiles
A doctur is in the house.
BlackTrashTiger
Return to monke
Canigetbannedagain2
Cotton balls, tape, popsicle stick, you'll be good. Also fixing it yourself will save you like 15k in medical bills.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Can confirm. Dislocated my..."ring"? toe and just taped it to the middle toe for like, 6 weeks. Still had to work and stand,but it worked!