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A SHOVE is a common street method to start a fight. It's use for intimidation or provocation. This Krav Maga instructor shows how to end a fight before it really begins. To get all of this technique, go to this link. http://youtu.be/qWJlooO_4jQ
SageSalven
It is SO much easier to strip naked and chase them away...
XequR
Like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uB1YSWbUpQ
TheNextMsFrizzle
What if you’re 4’11... I feel like this won’t help me. I can’t reach
HighRiskBoss
Pls disregard krav maga and just learn jiujitsu thanks
eezee
This is advanced Krav Maga. Beginner classes are all about kicking in the nuts (or vag) and fleeing.
HonestHips
This is assuming you are dealing with an untrained civilian, but its proper technique.
tpgreyknight
Is there a rule that all Krav Maga instructors have to have that style of arm tattoo?
T0mServo
As an advanced yellow belt in Krav, this guy is great to learn from. Most of the instructors are fantastic!
Maiturbanisdurtee
If you punch someones nose, with the base of your palm, at a 45º angle upwards into the head, there is a pretty good chance they'll die.
KAMdeVon
These techniques always look easy and effective when they are being taught. It actually requires a lot more during real confrontations.
boombanana
It's easy when you know what's going to happen and an "opponent" that cooperates. Not so easy in real life situations.
richincleve
I mentally worked out doing this. All I got was a handful of snot.
AbyssalGigantism
How is the ceiling being held up? There are no walls and no one is wearing pants
goodnessgraciousme
I think the whole thing is cgi scene from Age if Ultron porno
Tallbbwgal
That instructor tho... wowzers!
mondesi
Stop a fight in 3 seconds? How long has it been going on in Gaza now... They should start to use their own martial arts!
Joshuanonymous
Ha! I chuckled.
winecheeseandafulllibrary
My own technique is to kick the kneecap as hard as I can as if I was trying to break a bit of wood. They don't see that coming.
nonIONizing
I don't want to get KravMaga'd by a dude in those sweet pants.
TokarooniWararoonitooth
What pants? He's floating right?
geauxrilla
Forget about it!
LawFiveGuy
I love that we just verbified KravMaga. And is that "sweet" as in "mm MM those are some sweet pants", or was it a typo. I'm hoping "mm MM"
nonIONizing
confirming "mm MM"
DammitIshouldbeworking
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the nose
secretoaster
I took krav maga for a bit and they literally teach you to murder the other person. Hit until they don't move.
loungeking1
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-30-2015/C7Xj9M.gif
inconspicuouselephant
This movie depressed the fuck out of me. The atmosphere, the attitudes, the colors...Everything was just so bland and midwestern.
nextgenpants
Can't say I had that reaction. And I'd say it was more Idahodian than midwestern heh.
demiandub
Which movie is this?
inconspicuouselephant
Napoleon Dynamite.
nextgenpants
Napoleon Dynamite
jchawks08
And then the RKO outta nowhere, right?
thegelatoking
This is probably the only time RKO would be expected and not out of nowhere
eco79
why so? what brings the difference?
DefinitelyATop10Comment
RANDY ORTON!!!!!
marcuspolo
Yeah just slither on in
DontBeMe
Well it's Krav Maga so you probably kick him in the balls a bunch after.
FenyxKnight
That move is called The Good Measure
JeanLucPicard
THAT'S MY PURSE
ExplosivePowderKeg
I DON'T KNOW YOU!!
JeanLucPicard
"What are ya gonna do Bobby?" *breathes heavily* "ya gonna kick me in the nads again?"
whatspaulplayingtoday
Pretty sure being kicked in the fanny hurts ladies pretty hardcore, too. Didn't she have a cup on?
EbolaPrime
Remember kids, you can't learn martial arts from a 3 second imgur video. Don't try this at home.
ikariann
OR, try and post the results! Come on, you can do it!
swimbikerunrepeatswimbikerunrepeatswimbiwhatwasidoing
"I know Kung Fu"
Smarbury92
Yeah, but I just watched the Raid 2, So i'm pretty sure I do now.
garron
As someone who actively trains in Krav, videos can be a great way to learn. Especially if you have a willing victim ????
MizKriss
That's why you go to a friend's house first
hereforthensfwreddits
It's called a throat punch. Ain't need no instruction for that shit.
iusesarcasmasadefensemechanism
Not with that attitude...
ChangedMyName
Not since the accident...
JersTheVideoGuy
I just did this to a chair, time to go pick a fight with the neighbors kid.
Ryukishi
Is it because he made you lick the white dog shit?
terraomnia
You can if you remembered to take that one pill
thedevil
Lol and you dont learn how to really fight, in a gym once a week shouting and shadow boxing a 12 yr old at half speed.
SomoneElse
Remember to try it out on your siblings first!
dixie18402
Too late, my cat is Uber pissed at me too
flacoloco
so what you are saying is that learning a new language with Duelingo is a bunch of crap?
noderoom
not with that attitude
pnkllr
Try telling that to my mothers glass coffee table!
koopaya
Also, having those muscles probably helps.
EbolaPrime
Not really, the keys are leverage and pressure. No good self defense uses muscle because you always practice like your opponent is bigger
LyricChae
But if your life is in danger you really should run and call the police ASAP though.
madetheaccountjustforyou
Oh, the police will TOTALLY get there in time.
LyricChae
At the very least your family doesn't need to find you dead in a dumpster. Let the police get you out and dignified.
LyricChae
I mean. I don't really trust their response time either. But if something happens, they can track your phone from the call.
Bystandr
Great they can find your body then if your killer doesnt dispose of the phone properly.
LyricChae
That's like, exactly my point.
JackRusselHarrier
Or make it worse because you dont know the proper technique and will fuck it up
Deathdogdinosaur
this guy knows what he's on a bout
Deathdogdinosaur
i fucked it up, why the fuck did i put a space there? fuck shit
mysterymeat
KM is the crossfit / veganism of the martial arts world
Nellybear
I'll stick to my old fashioned Muay Thai
PotestatemIX
Never has anything been described more accuratly in the history of all the things
forgetfulvegetarian
Yes
YassKween
He is welcome to do that to me anytime. As long as he gets on top after.
bosquedeloso
I got a class a little later but give me you name, address, city, state, phone number, and work schedule and I'll be in touch ;)
swiftomatic2
Zip code, first pet, mother's maiden name, national insurance number, safe combination
ExcuseMeBearFuckerDoYouNeedAssistance
fingerprint, retina scan, social security number, dna sample
WhatTheFucksALommy
penis size, blood type, chapstick brand, gum chewing right now
Summersky
chrizzle2323
are you sure this is Krav Maga? No one got hit in the nuts or the eyes :-)
GiveAManASandwichAndHeIsFullForADay
My chances of getting ass kicked in street fight went from 100% to 99.9%
ArniePye
As your fighter I have seen this video too. Who wins? Let the fans decide
Macewindow54
THE VOTES ARE IN!! AND THE FANS SAAAAAYYYYYY *vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* *vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr**vrrrrrrrrrr*
ArniePye
JOHN CENA
Dongblaster9000
Step on drunk dudes foot, drunk dude looks at foot, push drunk dude backwards, remain on foot, ankle breaks. Good show.
Canofminus
Spend night/weekend in jail. Good Show.
Dongblaster9000
Oh I don't mean just walk into a bar and assault a drunk man. I meant like you know like uhhhh self defense and uhh last resort kinda thing.
Piornet
Step on drunk dudes foot, drunk dude looks at foot, attempt to push dude backwards, realize you're not as strong as you thought you were :(
Vectorman2
"Hey, guy, keep your foot still, I'm trying to do something! No don't change your stance! Gah you are impossible!"
Macewindow54
Still be standing on foot, Drunk dude weighs more than you, you just fall with him
piscesdreamer
Yeah and if you fuck that move up and shove his nose cartilage too far up you kill them
Somanyquestions
I've never seen someone get running momentum to go for a shove though.
Vectorman2
This also only works if you are generally the same height and he pushes you down low instead of (like normal) pushing your upper body
MyDogJake
Right? If you fuck up the shove that badly the fight was never gonna go your way.