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Incredible Weight loss tips! These Really work!
Instead of Shoving an entire tube of Pringles in your face...
Try a handful of almonds.
Instead of fried chicken and mashed potatoes with country gravy...
Have a handful of almonds.
Instead of a chocolate fudge lava cake with ice cream...
Why not try a handful of almonds?
Instead of 40 Ounces of Schlitz Malt Liquor...
Have a handful of almond milk.
Thinking of killing yourself because life has lost all meaning? Instead of ending your bleak existence...
Have a handful of almonds.
chillwavve
Results may vary, some restrictions may apply.
brownesmells
My family is on a diet, and this couldn't be more fucking accurate
st4tic4ge
I'll keep my malt liquor and my Pringles
aaaaaSSSSSSSSSDDDD
Instructions unclear stuffed almonds in my ass
Bletchlypark
Brought to you by the almond council of america.
pokedexpert
Dat watermark
rocksontheground
I was wondering what to do with my life, now I know, EAT ALMONDS!
JrElmoe
Instead of a handful of almonds, have a handful of almonds.
BizzleBoop
Try an almondfull of hands
Mypenisinagoat
but im allergic to almonds
Jactan
Problems in life? Almonds !
Keegers
Because I'm allergic to almonds, Christine. You'd fucking know that if you'd stop chewing with YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH OPEN SO YOU COULD HEAR ME!
Beckdel
How.... HOW did he find so many different pictures of people holding almonds? Let alone almond milk?!
Mattiks
I don't know what the theme of this post is, but I think it has something to do with walnuts.
TheCommentWoman
I think I'd rather eat 17 live raccoons whole than have a handful of almonds
Priapus01
I got where this was going by the second one..
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But the handful of almond milk and the part about killing yourself were real curveballs!
Canadiandustbin
The almond marketing industry is really stepping up its game!
Anonomaly
I'm allergic to almonds
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Have a handful of almonds, and then a handful of Benadryl for the allergic reaction!
imgurume
Same. High five!
DovahFerret
Solid advice. I've lost 10lbs already and I've only been doing it for 5 mnutes
bossfrogs
That's nuts!
DovahFerret
That was awful.... XD
AnnaNimitee
Frustrated trying to get to the front page? Try a handful of almonds!
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I'm hoping it works!
Honeymunchz
I would rather kill myself than not eat that entire cake.
amars1111
Want to eat pistachios? Eat Almonds instead!
OMGamIImguringCorrectly
Imgur over capacity? Have a handful of almonds.
pelusita35
Picture upload error, eat sh... I mean, have a handful of almonds.
azizakalistayumyum
I make my own almond milk and flour so I can enjoy my handful of almond milk while my almond bread bakes because almonds are life
TinyWomanBrain
Doctors hate him!
loungeking1
Can be taken rectally.
LrdCoffie
So can I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
AsABlackMan
No fried chicken or malt liquor? Why do you hate me OP
frankbarista
I enjoy eating almonds while fucking.
happygirl13
At first I didn't know how to feel about your comment, but decided this is fucking funny as hell!!! Ahahahaha!!!!
frankbarista
Its a fact but also thank you. Try it so you know. All the doctors hate me when I release this secret to prevent premature ejaculation lol
happygirl13
I never doubted it wasn't real, that's what made it so funny! Does it help because your more focused on not choking than you are on jizzing
frankbarista
I actually focusing more on food rather than pussy. This way i can combine two of my favorite things together. Pussy and Almond.
happygirl13
Sounds like an almond joy to me! :)
TwoGirls1Kid
Anal bleeding? Eat almonds.
HesitantAlien
Too much chipotlé? Almonds.
actualjesus
Anal bleeding? Insert a handful of almonds into your anus
LarfleezePlz
You had me at anal bleeding +1
andriticus
That didn't help me. :(
NV12THMAN
You're supposed to chew them up first. Then take the almond paste and apply to bleeding area. Spackle the crackle.
ToxicPineapple
Spackle the crackle. I'm putting that on a T shirt.
blackgold288
My ANUS IS BLEEDING!
TwoGirls1Kid
For the love of God and all that is holy!!!!
LJ1998
allergic to nuts? eat almonds!
nonpondo
Almonds aren't nuts, you're nuts
Dera13
Nuts for nuts?
nonpondo
You wouldn't know a nut if a nut was finna bust a nut in yo gut
AceOfSpades8553
That was nuts
nonpondo
Those weren't nuts, those were letters arranged to make a sentence you claude