Feb 6, 2017 7:10 AM
GunterLovesWeed
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A repost but do I care?Psst the answer is no I don't
EwGrooss
Would t it still be 75% gay from a female perspective?
tygerpsimatrix
He is wrong because he's changing the constants.
PoppinLochNessHopster
I personally have always prefered shemale on female instead of male on female, problem is most shemales look worse than men
definitelynotanorca
But wouldn't a futa fucking a girl also be 50% gay since it's a half girl fucking a girl?
halfmexicanhalfamazing
the Futa I care
zzzzzz321
The math doesn't lie
GordanFreeman23
MRW I realize watch Futa makes me gay. v
woahjoewoah
But then futa can be wrapped back to being 75% gay
cheesypundit
This doesn't make sense. Straight porn being 50% gay implies you being part of the equation. Lesbian porn being 100% gay implies you aren't.
Maximilan96
Sound mathematics
SwitchPup
My fiance won't watch straight porn. He has a "one dick per fantasy" rule, and that one dick has to be his, not the one on screen.
vailthor
ArgentXero
Stonetaku420
hes broken the system. he knows too much
DarthNeckBeard
v
TotalCuntrol
I love this gif so much. The look of inside reasoning and solving an argument from within is just perfect.
CirB
"You lied"
iputthefiresout
Instructions unclear, fapped to gay midgets with a donkey
redkintoba
Needs more boobs to be instructive.
cunttliflower
Reading the comments, my initial thought that futa meant "fucked up the ass" was wrong, I see that now
SaltyInternetPirate
It's not always wrong.
Suiagg
thedude3dx
As someone who makes futa porn for a living, he isn't wrong. Been putting huge dicks on girls for two years, still not into guys.
UnknownSquid
I'll give my upvote to an entrepreneur in the arts. Carry on sir.
Much appreciated :D
Kidiri
Futa porn with N chicks and 1 futa is G=100/(2*N+2)% gay. So if you take the limit of N->inf, G->0. In that case, it is 0% gay, without a[1]
LettuceFucker
So.... Its not gay?
Hemispheres
Is there going to be a quiz after this post? I am sorta feeling like there might be a quiz...
wraparound. If there are M=a*N futas, it is 100*a*N/(2*N+2*N*a)%=50*a/(1+a)% which, with a->inf, tends to 50%. Therefore, it is maximally[2]
as gay as straight porn. QED
HeyWhaddaya
Even fancier math!
previoustopcomment
for any value of N futa will have a lower gay value.
FutaKing
TITANEUM
I know that's the bullshit I want to see. Thank you, @OP.
AppalachianBeard
Isn't it gay based on what's occurring not who's watching? So Guy/girl would be 0%, futa/girl would be 75%?
SiamwhichT
I live in Thailand. It's like living in a pork movie
Midgarmerc
I'm still not fapping to futa
Not to your knowledge.
Knyexar
If girl on girl is also gay, then futa is 75% gay because futas are 50% girl.
KZDM
And since OP was already 100% gay, we reach 175% overall gayload. That's a lot of gay, OP.
I guess it'd be 75% gay for female viewers, and 25% gay for male viewers. But how gay is it for a futa viewer? '-'
Look, the post claims lesbian is 100% gay for male viewers, so futa with anyone is 75% gay by definition
StarmanUltra
You get 75% gay for girl/girl, but 25% gay for guy/girl, so if you average those, it's 50%, like straight porn.
you know what I think we need some charts
No. According to the post, you get 100% for girl/girl and 50% for guy/girl, so you'd get 75% for futa/girl and also 75% for futa/guy since
guy/guy is also 100%
Eh, the post mixes two different types of "gay". One in viewing a naked dude, and one in two same-sex partners.
ShoulderTheWheel
What's futa
mordaedil
A hermaphrodite.
SuspiciousCactus
It's mad gay dude
Imonimgurmainlyforcats
New game for xbox only
Your next fetish.
Nagthrod
Some brave soul will risk it all@and answer you.... It shall not be I
Kaofael
Chix with dicks ^.^
kapp70
Fucked Up The Ass. That isn't real, I completely made that shit up.
BeetsBearsBattlestarGallactica
That's what I guessed/thought
skippi99r
a girl with a vagina an a dick, most of the time shows up in hentai
sonoshitthereiwas
"Chicks with dicks that put mine to shame."
MyStrippernameisBubbles
It is a colloquial term for futon.
sweet summer child...
algoth00r
Futanari, google it :) it's NSFW tho
JAC0BY
gadgetice
It's a super easy recipe for breakfast it's pretty gud
boomboomk9000
The milk it needs tastes weird though
Wazzamaniac
you lied
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Anime hermaphrodites.
Ignore the other commenters. The term comes from Dragonball, just like abut 90% of the terms & memes here. In this case it is about the (1)
preparation for a strike, as in first breathing in deep (fuuuuuuuu....) and then explosively exhaling while you strike (TAAAAAAAA!!!!) (2/2)
OR if you're Ken, it's fuuuuu-TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA....
Spaz117
Fucking nailed it
That's what she said.
flamingflamingo
something my ex bf was into, who i now suspect was in denial about being gay
Futanari is surprisingly appealing across genders. I've met a lot of guys and girls who can't believe the other sex would be into it.
Sure. The part about him being gay was mostly unrelated.
A little educational video on the topic https://youtu.be/p-A8GvUehq4
Lollooooo
Thailand anime style
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
Oh you precious darling.
We could send you pics, but I hear that kind of thing is frowned upon around here.
WerewolfUK87
r/futanari
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
google says shemale hentai
wantfastcars
Shemale is something different. Shemale lacks a vagina, futanari has a vagina and a penis.
MrMcCookieMuffin
TIL
TryingNotToComment
And no balls
Sometimes balls. More often without though.
Can be either. W/ balls is sometimes called "Full package futa," but both can be futa. There's also dickless futa. Vag + Balls. Yeah idk why
Dranton12
You dear sweet child.
AngryFennec
It's a fictional creature with both a dick and a vag. Generally looks female and is frequently confused with mtf transexuals.
weddingsarefuneralswithcake
A girl with a Dick
Locke2099
"There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits!" -Ted 2
RodeHawg
There are no girls with dicks, only guys with tits.
There's no giant robots or supermen from space either. Futa's aren't intended as realistic hermaphrodites. It's purely a fictional concept.
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
What about hermaphrodites?
TunkkisOfFinland
[deleted]
ArrogantFool
This is NSFW , in case you had any reason to think otherwise
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Every other month, /d/ has a long and quite philosophical discussion about this. You are welcome to join. :)
Just once?
FreshWater13
Boooo! Boo this man!
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
usually she also has a vag.
Yanov
Not in hentai.
ComicallyLongUsername
Always nice to come across some heavily upvoted transphobia.
Lolzorski
I like to think it was said ironically. ...somehow
Aussieausti
raptorsoldier
Codiferous
whyareallusernamestakenalready
thats just a trap. a futa has a dick and a vag = double fun
FlareonTheFalseProphet
no a trap is a (typically young) crossdressing boy who looks very convincingly feminine, futanari do indeed have both male and female but1/2
No, futa is a female with a dick, a dick and a vag is a herm.
TyrLyari
Except futa literally means "two" in Japanese.
sometimes a female body with a penis but no vagina is referred as futa anyway, but that's actually "newhalf" or shemale 2/2
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Well, but a shemale would still be a trap. The name comes from assuming it's female, and "caught in the trap". Futa is always hermaphrodite.
fair enough, but still they're generally categorized separately
TheBritfag
That's gay.
Says the person with fag in their name. :v
But for who? Guys or girls?
Both.
ITSMRTORGUEYELLINGSTUFF
Yes.
EwGrooss
Would t it still be 75% gay from a female perspective?
tygerpsimatrix
He is wrong because he's changing the constants.
PoppinLochNessHopster
I personally have always prefered shemale on female instead of male on female, problem is most shemales look worse than men
definitelynotanorca
But wouldn't a futa fucking a girl also be 50% gay since it's a half girl fucking a girl?
halfmexicanhalfamazing
the Futa I care
zzzzzz321
The math doesn't lie
GordanFreeman23
MRW I realize watch Futa makes me gay.
v
woahjoewoah
But then futa can be wrapped back to being 75% gay
cheesypundit
This doesn't make sense. Straight porn being 50% gay implies you being part of the equation. Lesbian porn being 100% gay implies you aren't.
Maximilan96
Sound mathematics
SwitchPup
My fiance won't watch straight porn. He has a "one dick per fantasy" rule, and that one dick has to be his, not the one on screen.
vailthor
ArgentXero
Stonetaku420
hes broken the system. he knows too much
DarthNeckBeard
TotalCuntrol
I love this gif so much. The look of inside reasoning and solving an argument from within is just perfect.
CirB
"You lied"
iputthefiresout
Instructions unclear, fapped to gay midgets with a donkey
redkintoba
CirB
Needs more boobs to be instructive.
cunttliflower
Reading the comments, my initial thought that futa meant "fucked up the ass" was wrong, I see that now
SaltyInternetPirate
It's not always wrong.
Suiagg
thedude3dx
As someone who makes futa porn for a living, he isn't wrong. Been putting huge dicks on girls for two years, still not into guys.
UnknownSquid
I'll give my upvote to an entrepreneur in the arts. Carry on sir.
thedude3dx
Much appreciated :D
Kidiri
Futa porn with N chicks and 1 futa is G=100/(2*N+2)% gay. So if you take the limit of N->inf, G->0. In that case, it is 0% gay, without a[1]
LettuceFucker
So.... Its not gay?
Hemispheres
Is there going to be a quiz after this post? I am sorta feeling like there might be a quiz...
Kidiri
wraparound. If there are M=a*N futas, it is 100*a*N/(2*N+2*N*a)%=50*a/(1+a)% which, with a->inf, tends to 50%. Therefore, it is maximally[2]
Kidiri
as gay as straight porn. QED
HeyWhaddaya
Even fancier math!
previoustopcomment
for any value of N futa will have a lower gay value.
FutaKing
TITANEUM
I know that's the bullshit I want to see. Thank you, @OP.
AppalachianBeard
Isn't it gay based on what's occurring not who's watching? So Guy/girl would be 0%, futa/girl would be 75%?
SiamwhichT
I live in Thailand. It's like living in a pork movie
Midgarmerc
I'm still not fapping to futa
UnknownSquid
Not to your knowledge.
Knyexar
If girl on girl is also gay, then futa is 75% gay because futas are 50% girl.
KZDM
And since OP was already 100% gay, we reach 175% overall gayload. That's a lot of gay, OP.
UnknownSquid
I guess it'd be 75% gay for female viewers, and 25% gay for male viewers. But how gay is it for a futa viewer? '-'
Knyexar
Look, the post claims lesbian is 100% gay for male viewers, so futa with anyone is 75% gay by definition
StarmanUltra
You get 75% gay for girl/girl, but 25% gay for guy/girl, so if you average those, it's 50%, like straight porn.
StarmanUltra
you know what I think we need some charts
Knyexar
No. According to the post, you get 100% for girl/girl and 50% for guy/girl, so you'd get 75% for futa/girl and also 75% for futa/guy since
Knyexar
guy/guy is also 100%
StarmanUltra
Eh, the post mixes two different types of "gay". One in viewing a naked dude, and one in two same-sex partners.
ShoulderTheWheel
What's futa
mordaedil
A hermaphrodite.
SuspiciousCactus
It's mad gay dude
Imonimgurmainlyforcats
New game for xbox only
SaltyInternetPirate
Your next fetish.
Nagthrod
Some brave soul will risk it all@and answer you.... It shall not be I
Kaofael
Chix with dicks ^.^
kapp70
Fucked Up The Ass. That isn't real, I completely made that shit up.
BeetsBearsBattlestarGallactica
That's what I guessed/thought
skippi99r
a girl with a vagina an a dick, most of the time shows up in hentai
sonoshitthereiwas
"Chicks with dicks that put mine to shame."
MyStrippernameisBubbles
It is a colloquial term for futon.
halfmexicanhalfamazing
sweet summer child...
algoth00r
Futanari, google it :) it's NSFW tho
JAC0BY
gadgetice
It's a super easy recipe for breakfast it's pretty gud
boomboomk9000
The milk it needs tastes weird though
Wazzamaniac
you lied
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Anime hermaphrodites.
CirB
Ignore the other commenters. The term comes from Dragonball, just like abut 90% of the terms & memes here. In this case it is about the (1)
CirB
preparation for a strike, as in first breathing in deep (fuuuuuuuu....) and then explosively exhaling while you strike (TAAAAAAAA!!!!) (2/2)
CirB
OR if you're Ken, it's fuuuuu-TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA....
Spaz117
Fucking nailed it
CirB
That's what she said.
flamingflamingo
something my ex bf was into, who i now suspect was in denial about being gay
mordaedil
Futanari is surprisingly appealing across genders. I've met a lot of guys and girls who can't believe the other sex would be into it.
flamingflamingo
Sure. The part about him being gay was mostly unrelated.
SaltyInternetPirate
A little educational video on the topic https://youtu.be/p-A8GvUehq4
Lollooooo
Thailand anime style
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
Oh you precious darling.
UnknownSquid
We could send you pics, but I hear that kind of thing is frowned upon around here.
WerewolfUK87
r/futanari
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
google says shemale hentai
wantfastcars
Shemale is something different. Shemale lacks a vagina, futanari has a vagina and a penis.
MrMcCookieMuffin
TIL
TryingNotToComment
And no balls
UnknownSquid
Sometimes balls. More often without though.
wantfastcars
Can be either. W/ balls is sometimes called "Full package futa," but both can be futa. There's also dickless futa. Vag + Balls. Yeah idk why
Dranton12
You dear sweet child.
AngryFennec
It's a fictional creature with both a dick and a vag. Generally looks female and is frequently confused with mtf transexuals.
weddingsarefuneralswithcake
A girl with a Dick
Locke2099
"There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits!" -Ted 2
RodeHawg
There are no girls with dicks, only guys with tits.
UnknownSquid
There's no giant robots or supermen from space either. Futa's aren't intended as realistic hermaphrodites. It's purely a fictional concept.
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
What about hermaphrodites?
TunkkisOfFinland
[deleted]
[deleted]
ArrogantFool
This is NSFW , in case you had any reason to think otherwise
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Every other month, /d/ has a long and quite philosophical discussion about this. You are welcome to join. :)
SaltyInternetPirate
Just once?
FreshWater13
Boooo! Boo this man!
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
usually she also has a vag.
Yanov
Not in hentai.
ComicallyLongUsername
Always nice to come across some heavily upvoted transphobia.
Lolzorski
I like to think it was said ironically. ...somehow
Aussieausti
raptorsoldier
Codiferous
whyareallusernamestakenalready
thats just a trap. a futa has a dick and a vag = double fun
FlareonTheFalseProphet
no a trap is a (typically young) crossdressing boy who looks very convincingly feminine, futanari do indeed have both male and female but1/2
TunkkisOfFinland
No, futa is a female with a dick, a dick and a vag is a herm.
TyrLyari
Except futa literally means "two" in Japanese.
FlareonTheFalseProphet
sometimes a female body with a penis but no vagina is referred as futa anyway, but that's actually "newhalf" or shemale 2/2
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Well, but a shemale would still be a trap. The name comes from assuming it's female, and "caught in the trap". Futa is always hermaphrodite.
FlareonTheFalseProphet
fair enough, but still they're generally categorized separately
TheBritfag
That's gay.
UnknownSquid
Says the person with fag in their name. :v
SaltyInternetPirate
But for who? Guys or girls?
TheBritfag
Both.
ITSMRTORGUEYELLINGSTUFF
Yes.