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maximuminnovationstevejobs
#3 The pet equivalent of a father coming home late with glitter all over him
appaismyspiritanimal
The cat in #2 is at a level of comfort I want to achieve one day.
CrocodileTears19
The catnip one always bothers me. The effect only lasts a few minutes. They can get high again after about an hour though.
cking1
I thought I lost my cat Sven. I eventually kicked a sweatshirt on the basement floor, she jumped out like a jack rabbit.
eromitlab
#14 look at mah fuckin' leg... LOOK AT IT
starkgaryen
I have seen every single one of these multiple times and still scrolled through slowly and LOLed.
RoxannePaypascissors
CHA CHA CHA WITH THE CURLY FRIES
TheGamingBaconator
and a number 7 with extra dip. Two number 9s.
klearlykosher
What, no cat tax?
KnightNeo
Cat dumps are tax exempt, though they are still appreciated.
myxomatos1s
#8 No matter the fits, I will sits.
HungryHungryHippocrite
I also laughed way too hard at Toothless kitty
postitute
Cats 4 life
bearCosmosCreator
littlegingerone
My cat is also a tiny moron
Glalev
To be fair, he has a point. The house is flooding, one drop at a time, they're DOOOOOOMED if you don't do something right NOW!
lunamunmun
motionNocean
Magicflutefreddie
OMG That's scary. He looks like he's getting ready to punch someone out.
SpruceOnImgur
SmashingNirvana
lowestpanda
When my sister's cat was still small, she would hide under the blankets of my mother's bed after my mother would make the bed xD
lowestpanda
You could see her walking around underneath the blankets like a sandshark
thesethingsarestupid
So I have a tortie and I'm telling you that all of these are just a normal day with her. She's crazy and partially stupid but we love her.
bigdukesix
# 12: Why does the door have a genital viewing window?
davidbowieeyes
TacoFox
#18 Cone of shame became the funnel of feeding.
DidYouTryTurningItOffAndOnAgain
#2 I mean, who makes a bed that well everyday? Ain't nobody got time for that.
Misora
I have a big ass dog who rolls around on mine while I'm at work. Making it keeps the mud/grass off the sheets at least.
technicolorgirls
The same kind of people who match their bedset to their walls. AKA, people who care more/will probably do better in life than me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
lintwizard
Speaking as someone who had an accent wall and got bedding to match all the walls... ain't nobody got time for making a bed that well daily.
ListenAngelic
In high school, this one guy said he couldn't sleep unless his bed was neat. Literally. He went on to acting school, though lol
perfectbosom
oh mate me neither, I do up my bed each morning, clean it off each night to a duvet and two pillows, maybe a blanket, can't stand it otherwi
HoldOnToYourMutts
Taco Gato!
BillMcNeal
As someone who is owned by 2 cats, this all seems right
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
I have this obscure theory that people with day beds are super into horses. I've yet to be proven wrong.
Applewish
Oh my God that cat looking out the window has amazing fur patterns ????
davidbowieeyes
OSCgal
Doesn't he though? It's called "marble tabby" or "classic tabby".
animatic
Might be a Bengal /mix?
OSCgal
Nah, a lot of breeds can have that pattern. It's called "classic tabby" or "marble tabby".
losemysparkle
Why don't all churches have a church cat??
Shelest
Neither God nor cats like competition.
VindictiveRidge
I might actually go to church if there was a church cat.
ElizaMDancer
I'd go too. Often. Suspiciously often.
VindictiveRidge
Kinda like going to the house of a family friend when you're a kid, and you don't care about the people, but you know they have a great pet.
ElizaMDancer
You feel me!
VindictiveRidge
One family friend had birds. Like, two dozen different kinds of parrots, all friendly as hell and cute. Best visits EVER.
sausageseeker
I went to a catholic school & we had a school cat. It asked for food in the school notices & just came & hung out in your classroom.
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
Not sure, but did this pay for the cat tax?
DigYourselfBaby
Not unless taco cat belongs to @OP.
LeggyBlonde
Luke is such a two-timing whore but he sure does look cute in his Christmas outfit.
KreePea
They should make him a messanger kitty, he needs to work off the extra food and treats, maybe set up a gift exchange? Lol
ashmenon
Wasn't there a romcom that started like that?
OfficialJoeBiden
About a cat?
somethingcleverbutnottooclever
As someone named Luke, http://img.pandawhale.com/82954-thank-you-gif-Phil-Dunphy-thum-UQ0F.gif
LeggyBlonde
to someone named Luke, you're very welcome
BiliboyJenkins
My neighbor's cat keeps trying to cheat on them with me. I have fallen into temptation and fed her, and given her scritches.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
ImDarkerThanYou
She had been laughing since 12.28 if anyone's interested.
DarthCreep
It's Toothless.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Toothless is a Nightfury
Nykidemus
Oh man, I ALSO always downvote cringe dumps! *high five*
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Nykidemus
https://media3.giphy.com/media/RLjgicu9I6gjS/200_s.gif
hokieface
Nightfurry
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Yeah, prob'ly don't Google that
Vercinger
Why not? Sounds exciting.
DefinitelyAFurry
GOOGLE IT
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Username checks out
mikemill
#10 the cat doesn't like people worshiping false idols.
piedpiper89
#Imperialtruth
TheGamingBaconator
Why worship some manhuman as an idol? We cats were worshipped as idols in Egypt. Bring that back right meow.
supermassimo
at least the cat is real *Edgyness intesifies*
DoublevBomb
And hey, the sun is also actually real. Not only that, it's COLOSSAL, visible from Earth and provides most-all power for the web of life.
DarkMaster98
It's pretty widely agreed upon that Jesus was a real person. The actual nature of Jesus though, that's where the disagreements happen.
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RopeJokesAreKnotFunny
magician with a crew of 12, but one of them got jealous of the fame and exposed his magic as fake and he got killed for tricking the romans
SomeCrazyNerd
Actually there is some historical contention he didn't. After all history from so long is always based of limited and unreliable records.
DarkMaster98
Yeah, we won't know for certain unless we make a time machine. Widely agreed upon isn't the same thing as universally agreed upon.
rrlyrae
there is also a line of evidence that "jesus" was multiple people, who got mashed into 1 by later scholars. much like voltron.
ImmortalLoveRodd
WWVD
Sp1ffy
+1 for Taco Cat
murks
Taco Gato
TheGamingBaconator
Otag Ocat
ScicleX
That got meta quick...
skipper381
They're a great band! Check em out. Tons of shit on youtube.
Sp1ffy
O.O there is a band named Taco Cat???
skipper381
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFH1BBdxGjw&list=PLjudfhf_wsIiTPKThw7hxvlaP-ga_QWsC
crellow
+1 for taco cat rof 1+
circlebreaker
A hero is born!
MediocrityGetsMeHot
Taco Bell taco? Cheese and lettuce seem familiar. Not the best, but I'd crush a handful of 'em, easy.
SatansLeftNipple
Well it's definitely a white people taco
kackeohnesahne
Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
No its tac ocat
FreeLuluNow
Tacocat is tacocat
TacoCat1110
Sp1ffy
Look at you, being all relevant and shit!
TacoCat1110
I am just trying to make friends T.T
bloatedplutocrat
Sir, I believe you mean Taco Cat.
Sp1ffy
Taco Cat
TheElGordo
It's a palindrome!
Zapster109
Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog!
yourself117
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
BananasForever
OMG, you're a genius +1
CatsReallyDoTasteGoodInStew
taC ocaT
Ananab
Your username..
AttentionDeficitHeyLookASquirrel
*concern*.gif
LoTRFanatic42
blahtotheblahblah
RetsamEvalsEht
Perfect GIF. Taco Cat is a palindrome? Glances back and yes it is. taC ocaT. What the hell am I looking at, it tickled my eyes!
celestedrake
Doc. note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
TheElGordo
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!
celestedrake
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
TheElGordo
Gateman's name tag