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A system for allowing a shoe wearer to lean forwardly beyond his center of gravity by virtue of wearing a specially designed pair of shoes which will engage with a hitch member movably projectable through a stage surface. The shoes have a specially designed heel slot which can be detachably engaged with the hitch member by simply sliding the shoe wearer's foot forward, thereby engaging with the hitch member.
http://www.google.com.br/patents/US5255452
shitlocker
Sicc
uncannycora
Me: WTF how is this going to help MJ to moon-walk oh wait TY gif for 'splaining
ViruSoul
This still need hell lot of practice. I know a kid who learn to dance at same place my kid goes broke his ankle last year.
JusticeLeague88
DementedBento
Eeeeeh...heeeee *grabs crotch
AMPLIFIEDFootsteps5IntenseMusic
They tilted the Dance floor while MJ and Dancers stays in the exact same spot! It was very expensive... some think they should've moved MJ
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
This rocked my world :)
ThatNameAgainIs
RIP Hitch's member.
bobwithoutpants
Ah the old ball in socket trick.
10tacles
When I was a kid I thought they just tilted the entire set like this but in a less drastic way https://youtu.be/i0g3g6AvLtM
10tacles
Obviously I didn't know that it was performed live too
PowderHound52
Is this for real?
Weentit
The description seems a little lean
tuxman20
I see what you did there
madguy50
Haters will say he's a smooth criminal.
xoverthirtyx
So many numbers
SquanchyPartyBro
Do they come in kids?
EvilKam
Oh you!
HapilyDamaged
The setup!
MrBananaHead
Does it hurt?
MeanGreenMemeQueen
The words in your description are gibberish to me, but this is pretty cool so have an upvote +1
scootermcgruter
They're also gibberish because grammar matters
baldewok
That's lawyer talk. Patents are full of such gibberish.
Kaysmira
I tried to read a EULA last night. Lawyer speak is like zombified English; the body still functions but the life is gone.
amglasgow
It's because it's extremely precise, and in everyday usage we're not as precise so it's confusing until you get used to it.
triscuit3000
"Theres a peg that comes up through the stage that goes into a slot in the shoe so that they can lean forward further."
TheAmazingAnalCavity
You still need to be fit as fuck to pull yourself up like that though...
BeBopALulaHelaJavlaDan
No, not as fuck but you can't be a fatty thou
TheAmbiguityShows
This was very hard to read.
BeBopALulaHelaJavlaDan
Yes, it gives you time time think
Rivalyn
Yeah, there's a risk of tearing your achilles tendon with this move, depending on how far down you go.
lethaldoseoverdose
I'm holdmybeer fit!
AMPLIFIEDFootsteps5IntenseMusic
I'm a holder of beer in my belly fit.
10tacles
100 Push-Ups 100 Sit-Ups 100 Squats 10KM Running EVERY SINGLE DAY
satanwantsthemcakes
WAAAHHHNNN PAANCHHHH
Exceptnowihaveadegree
+1 for WAAAHHHNNN and not ONNNNE
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satanwantsthemcakes
That would be amazing!
IamNotAnAlien
oh no doubt. say goodbye to your achilles tendon otherwise.
iggiy32
How many pain units would that be?
Tigermd
30
tarataqa
tree fitty
charlierunkle
At least four
ImOutsideAllGroups
At minimum; it could go all the way up to eleventy..