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Oct 5, 2017 10:21 AM
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kevinallover
Every Suicide Girl's dream is to eventually blossom into a Suicide Woman.
Superking360
EClaire1073
So dats it, huh? We some kind of Suicide Squaaaaaaad?
Alahrek
Can we not relate speech to suicide? Considering its just the act of preying upon vulnerable people.
xiaocorgi
Have you ever tried heaven sex?
Applepotamus
"you thinking what i'm thinking?" "aim for the bushes"
FattyLumpkin3
It’s like Lethal Weapon
Dynamo0
nooo change the name!
KNOWNUNKN0WN
semicircle
What a reliable-looking publication! Well, if someone took the trouble of printing it, it must be true.
AdmJota
The Weekly World News was awesome.
thoushaltnotpass
There's an exclamation mark at the end of the headline, they can't lie.
Oscill8s
Obviously a Fringe event. We need to get Walter on it.
KFCgravy
“Photographer captures electrifying final seconds...” this paper has it all
agentouk
Wasn't this the plot of Lethal Weapon?
ctcmptrguy
Wow, someone earned their Inspiring Leader trait.
mileshunt1976
The paper , you call world weekly news , “the paper”
barbwirelove
*leans in next to the cop* I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. *cop grabs her and jumps*
BenSwol0
Back when there was no internet and you took everything at face value. Supermarket tabloids have just morphed into, I dunno....Breitbart.
EveryonesDad
Cop? Is that Andy Griffith?
Goodjt123
Lethal weapon right there
vallugb0wbeast
stevenc537
"Electrifying" if this were true which it isn't i wouldn't use that word to describe the events i was seeing
fantastapotamus
http://weeklyworldnews.com/ for more fine reporting
KoalaFire
Do a backflip!
The22ndDoctor
It was really the cop who jumped first. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOP6uMTYaM8&t=154
hornlolz
Delusion 100
AgentHitler
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KeepTheEarthBelowMyFeet
Lethal weapon?
KeepTheEarthBelowMyFeet
Wow I didn't even click the link. Just assumed
Cilvaa
Notice how when they jump the fake handcuffs break, so the stunt guys grab each other's hands..
Nathanyel
Dammit, I thought Michael Shaner did his own stunts!
spLagger
damn you
yomancs
Speech lvl 100
Allofyoush
Over 9000
128Gigabytes
this can't be real can it
fantastapotamus
It's as real as bat boy
scooterwillie
"You know what? You're right. Life IS pain." -police officer
spLagger
I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at meeeee!
Oscill8s
Anyone who says differently is selling something.
ahazuarus
This is terrible, but I lol'd anyway.
glovelyday
Bullshit.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
It looks like one of those fake newspapers
glovelyday
Judging from her outfit I'd guess a 30 year old supermarket tabloid. What morons believed in before memes.
IAmAGoodPerson
You don't fucking say?
AdmJota
Are you seriously impugning the journalistic integrity of the Weekly World News? Next you're going to tell me that comic books are fake too!
glovelyday
Comic books can't be fake, since they make no pretense to being reality. Big diff.
AdmJota
You've never read the WWN in real life, have you?
glovelyday
When I grew up trash tabloids were everywhere. Read many, but was taught from the time I could read not to believe without confirmation.
AdmJota
The WWN wasn't an actual tabloid. It was more of a parody of them, intended for humorous purposes. (Or in a sense, it was the distilled 1/2
wabewalker
I miss the Weekly World News. Satan's face seen in the smoke of every disastrous fire… Batboy… Elvis & Hitler living together…MASS HYSTERIA!
fantastapotamus
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/55068/locusts-swarm-detroit/
Cthulhuchooseyou
By now he's a Batman.
ISawWhatYouSaw
Remember they ran the story of the dolphin with arms that someone taught how to sign, then the dolphin lost its arm in a pool accident. True
fluhatinrapper
Now we just have in your face clickbait. * Le sigh
quicksilver1
It's the 8th highest circulating paper in the world, I'll have you know.
808Lion
They scared the shit out of me with an ASTEROID HEADING FOR EARTH WE GOIN DIE headline when I was little & I didn't know they were fake.
Panserclaw
Total Chaos!!!
bananathundercats
Pope hit by meteor... AGAIN!
hothotsoup
Not to mention the Twinkie the size of a city bus.
billionyearoldcarbon
They ran photos of Ted Bundy's dead body the day after his execution was set. But it had been rescheduled. He was not dead.
Robvp
There was a morning news show that did a section on the WWN every morning, it was awesome
Cinemageddon
In all fairness we have stuff like Infowars now which is basically the same.
lecrinkle
Yeah but Worldwide News never harassed Sandy Hook victims
wabewalker
Agreed. I'm trying to think of a case where WWN would be as nasty; far beyond Jesus appearing in the Waco TX flames or similar goofs.
fantastapotamus
I feel like WWN never dropped to that level, it was always just harmless crazy bullshit.
Cinemageddon
I don't know if I'd say harmless. Ultimately I it laid the groundwork for shit news and actual fake news that morons these days believe.
wabewalker
I feel WWN had an unspoken tongue-in-cheekness that InfoWars and their ilk don't. WWN reveled in corny fakery & winked the whole time.
Cinemageddon
BTW, WWN does still exist @ http://weeklyworldnews.com but clearly missing the punch of the days of print.
TurboTaco92
What a terrible super hero name.
SexuallyAttractedtoGoofy
aflarge
Dranolth
I... I have several questions...
Momentaryclarity
YodasLeftEar
i mean there's a whole squad of these people i hear
pehmet
Pretty much one-off character.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
maybe she's a "Kenny"
IAmTheSlothKing
CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER!
RepresentativeOfNorway
Yeah "Suicide woman talks cop into jumping with her" is a really long and situational name
whitewater0034
Try this one then D:
rushid930
WHAT ARE WE? SOME KINDA SUICIDE SQWAD
NotoriousBadassWhoLovesMusicals
We'll I already like Suicide Girls so I do 't mind if theyre s bit older
daftgamer
Not a hero but a villain. She is invulnerable and can force others to feel her own emotional state. She kills one victim every 28 days.
macthelost
Marvin can do this with other machines. He is kind of a hero. A morose depressed hero.
LarvaLamp
I have every issue in the series! #1 and...well, that's it.
jo0owe
Well if she can push criminal to suicide, she can be pretty usefull. But if her power is suicide then....well you know.
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Her super power only works once.
knoldpold
But it's 100% effective
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
Or she does that counting trick and then just doesn’t do it.
TransverseHomoclinicPoint
Once may be enough as we've seen with Jim Jones.
ProbablyNotAnActualElephant
Or that mutant kid whose power is blowing himself up.
DrunkAnna
She's the hero we don't need or want, but we absolutely do deserve.
ProbablyNotAnActualElephant
I dunno, I've seen the memes around here, some of us probably want her.
HiggsBosonYoFace
Some of us need and want and deserve her. All 3, baby. Take me home, Suicide Woman.
usersubbordercontrol
Take me home, country roads. West Virginia! Mountain momma!
madguy50
So... Do we stop them? Or like... no?
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Then you'd be the villain?
Wellfuckthis
Nah. Thinning out the population means less drivers on the road. I would enjoy shorter commutes.