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Saw this a while ago, still cracks me up.
Jul 26, 2017 8:24 AM
thehairypotter
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Saw this a while ago, still cracks me up.
AnEvilBrownEgg
September is the best Crisp mornings, comfortable days, sweatshirts and campfires at night. I want to live forever in a New England autumn.
TerrorLTZ
im trying to understand but the bullets keeps missing. plz someone halp
Tinkrr
I wish there was a place where it was Fall all year round.
engine76
September in Texas. Identical to August.
Nukls
Just like Monday
qwerty4007
HA! I'm in southern Arizona. It's not cool here until Halloween! But thank you for playing. Be sure to tip your waitress.
professionalwindowlicker
Ha! Here in Georgia it doesn't officially get cool until mid-November
TheBlackWindHowls
September's the only one that dares look Mother Nature in the eye. I wonder if that's what destroyed his soul.
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
Isn't July winter?
TerrorLTZ
Depends on what part of the world u are
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
Fuck the places where July isn't winter. (Not really though, cause that would be rude)
TerrorLTZ
Why ? i love winter and autumn a bit on spring then Hate Summer
Requieminfernum
August in the Mojave: AHAHAHAHA BURN BABY BURN
poetwithacause
Heat? Camping? Seaside Vacations? The person who made this clearly was never in northern Germany. I'm so happy that my summer is wörkwörk.
Jackospade
Do you remember dancin' in September?
PickleousCage
ON AND ON!
screenaholic
What holidays are in June?
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
I live in central texas. I miss having seasons.
RoutemasterFlash
You know what autumn brings? MUUUUUUUSSSSSHHHRRROOOOOMMMMSSSS!!!!!!
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
Texan here. If someone could find December, January and February and remind them to pay us a visit, I'd appreciate it.
SHiNiXiA
Wake me up when september ends.
Ihaveafloof
September weather is nice in Texas but school starts in late August.
torakashi
Why not just appreciate melancholy?
fadecomic
Ha. September boy in Texas is still hot, sweaty, and miserable.
blackguard89
His face....September....September has the eyes of someone who has seen much.
Xanillum
I will never see melancholy and not read it in Megamind's voice
bountyhunterofmemes
Then why do i feel so Melancholy -melancholy sir ? -Unhappy -unhappy ? Sir ? Hmm i m just gonna power down for a while
AlmightyHamSandwich
"I bring the first rains" oh my sweet August child. - signed, Florida.
laplance93
Is it his job to wake him up when September ends?
ThatDamnChickenAgain
He's an all-year resident in Finland.
NomadSpork
Snow. In. May.
arrbos
Without schnapps and coffee, Finland would be uninhabitable.
revcleo
Wake me up, when September ends.
magmadar
nobody will be there to wake you after september 23rd fellow human.
redkev1
Wasps, that little bastard brings WASPS!!
GeneralBrae
I hate summer - September's a great month cos you can see Winter coming round again, and even if it's sunny it doesn't get hot
professionalwindowlicker
What's a winter?
MotionOfTheOcean
I'd like winter and autumn if it wasnt for the darkness. I have seasonal affective disorder and wow does it ruin it for me.
Secretlyticklingbuttholesandthenrunningaway
I feel you
MotionOfTheOcean
Damn, was that itch just 16h ago you, or do I have some parasites?
Secretlyticklingbuttholesandthenrunningaway
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doctorbees
I hate winter. September is like the harbinger of snow and ice for me.
GeneralBrae
Exactly!
GeneralBrae
Except, obviously, it helps if you like snow and ice...
doctorbees
Which I don't. I actually like the heat.
renegade0782
Where I'm at June, July, and August are triplets from hell who like to play with fire.
iSpaceDuck
@OP sounds like North Carolina
MobileUserGundam
Fuck summer - DC Resident.
CollinIanSmith
Marylander here. Summer lasts through mid-September. Summer is hell.
bsin21
If they made an air conditioning astronaut suit I'd wear it - Baltimore Resident
schanzen
Hello fellow DC resident! Don't forget the tourists!
WatcheroftheWays
All I can say is the most terrifying thing is to be anywhere near anyone with dilpo plates...
Rengii
I wish Trump would drain my swamp.
sinkingfeeling
Phrasing!
TheGiantTater
Yeah, this comic made no sense to me. I was like "rain in August?"... Also, September is when it starts to cool down here
doctorbees
California?
miserableprincess
I fucking hate summer, california was not a wise choice.
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
Michigan?
ShadyVenator
SOMEONE understands
Wowyouknowwhatsomanyusernamesaretakenthesedays
Straya?
doctorbees
Since June-August is winter in Straya, I'd assume not?
renegade0782
Central Valley. Kill me.
LePetitDino
Oooooooooh, dat suuuuucks
Thepumpernickelpickle
Same. Fresno. Yuck
CaptainCale
This. Midwest Represent and last few years have been burners from May to mid September, with the middle three being the worst.
SirBromeo
Can confirm in Nebraska.
CaptainCale
THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE NEBRASKA
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
I'm assuming Southern USA?
Woodstock47
Florida
Totallyscrewedinaustin
New Mexico?
cajuninjun
yes, and the rain doesn't cool shit it just makes everything turn into a puddle of sweat
dancergirl9696
I've been to multiple parts of the US during the summer and from what I've found August is never cool except maybe in Alaska or Maine?
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
where i'm from, it switches wildly between "it's been 20C and raining all week" and summer heat. pain in the ass, i want summer to be over.
autobotphoenix
So Arizona?
amberwavesofgame
Are you from Florida too? Im currently walking on the suns surface everyday
behindtheblack
And September is 3F cooler.
sirsaintsalot
South Louisiana here... Summer is April through October.
professionalwindowlicker
Where I'm from summer doesn't end until October.
WillemHellfire
Man oh man, June and July this year have been brutal in California. But, we've had more mild days lately which makes up for it.
itsybitsyspider
Summers in southwest U.S. suck!
waltjrimmer
I was born in September. I'd argue, but besides International Talk Like A Pirate Day, what the fuck good has ever come from September?
professionalwindowlicker
A break from the oppressive August heat
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
September is one of my favorite months, cooler weather and beautiful late summer days
fluhatinrapper
Definitely not the 11th.....
libaf
You don't have to take acid to enjoy all the possible colors?
GoniMaster
I love september. Football starts up, weather cools down again, and my schedule tends to settle down.
ved79a
World War Two ended on 2 September 1945.
fluhatinrapper
First actual answer
Nondino
Hey I also come from September, and my husband tells me I'm awesome.
Voiume
911
dancergirl9696
"Wake me up when September ends" even songs about skipping September haha
rivenwhistle
My husband's birthday is in September!
TheSqeeek
In Texas it's less stifling than august, so you can actually do things outside
DietCokeIsTheBest
Billy Joe Armstrong gets a real long nap
PowwerOrb13
International chocolate Day? And the birth of Hershey himself as well as Roald Dahl. All on the 13th alone
TreeSparrowDY
In central England, september can often be the nicest month, and I remember having some years with the warmest days in september.
Piotheman
Wine. Grapes are harvested in September.
shanfyr
corn, apples and nuts in France. Also Cheeses !
bobstallone
How are things going over there, French Imgurian?
shanfyr
In France generaly nothing much. A pretty hot and dry summer going on but political corruption and life goes on as usual...
Piotheman
Oh yeah can confirm. Corruption is a gift that keeps on giving here in France is this new presidential mandate already looks bountiful.
GodEmperor0fMankind
Me.
sclev
That's my birthday so I still only have 1 day in that shit month to look forward to.
leftbanana
In Virginia, it's still summer weather, but not as hot. New TV seasons. Kids back in school.
AbuBakriMah
spring in southern hemisphere
Chantland
I was born on Talk Like a Pirate Day. No joke, my first word was "cheers"
FaithAlone
Also born in September, I like to argue that since the month has no great holidays clearly my birthday should be considered as such.
AnewlyDavis
Me too!
mikeatike
Finally some less humid weather after fucking August.
polydipsiapolyuria
Not much. All the college kids are back, contributing to city traffic, and I hear you can't wear white on Fire island after Labor Day.
Nightcaste
My friend's wife is named September, their kids are pretty cool.
Allofyoush
Google
davecoulierssuperfullhousefanclub
College football of course
whitechocolatethunda
knowledge on the melting point for steel beams
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waltjrimmer
God damn, dude.
Andthingswereneverthesame
September is still summer weather in San Francisco.
JMarsuk96
I once went to San Francisco on August and it was FREEZING, of course; I should say come from Sonora (Northern Mexico)
ArrowheadCosplay
Uh me? I'm fucking awesome
xheroth
Teehee your parents conceived you on New Years!
doctorbees
Actually is could also be Christmas if it was a full 40-week gestation. Merry Christmas to your dad!
CrissCross35
Wow ,never thought about it, but I may be a result of a merry christmas or a happy new year.
DarkNinja2462
Today I learned...
cainoh
Me, my sister, 3 cousins, and both my own kids - all born in September. Getting drunk and boning is apparently a family holiday tradition.
RelativeVelocity
My three kids were born in October - November. Valentine's Day is a very fertile day
BonoboHandshake
Stop reminding me
xheroth
Hey everyone! His parents had secks! HAHAHaha
sometimesipostsockshere
Hey, @xheroth
xheroth
Hey, @sometimesipostsockshere
ICantThinkOfAU
Alright I finally gotta ask... Why do so many people say "New years"? I've never understood the reasoning for it... It's a new year... 1/2
ICantThinkOfAU
There are not multiple new years happening at once, and it confuses me... 2/2
ArrowheadCosplay
I think is more said as New Year's Day. As in the first day belonging to the new year
BowtieAskew
It's spelled New Year's for the phrase New Year's Day. Possessive. People just don't write the '. (Or don't know.)
ICantThinkOfAU
Aaaahhh right I gettcha... Thought it was just some strange Americanism since we just say "New Year" In the UK, but I guess that makes sense
LordofGoats
Because they leave out the apostrophe. New Year's Day. The day belongs to the new year.
ICantThinkOfAU
Yeah exactly, that's what throws me off when it's written down, and when spoken, the... Almost like a downward inflection at the end of1/2
ICantThinkOfAU
"Year's" makes it sound final. As if that is the final word, and it's not even meant to be followed by "Day" 2/2
LordofGoats
It's just an abbreviated way of saying it. You hear the same thing with Valentine's and St. Patrick's.
xheroth
Maybe because I live in Northern Europe but normally I find the first half of summer hit and miss while August tends to be the warmest.
PlatitudinousFlipped
Midwestern US here and same!
cerpintaxt475
Yeah where I live September is almost always warmer than June
Mihakuu
Southern US summer is like may and june. July and August are in the season 'fuck you' along with ice storm Januarys
fantasticjack
Midwest is the same
RIKUX3
Doesn't get cool in Texas till Halloween.
amoeba15
Same in North Alabama.
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Mihakuu
I prefer to think of September as in the what the fuck season. I've had September days that have had all the seasons in it.
amoeba15
It's increasingly uncommon for September to be mild. Climate change is a bitch.
MooseInNoose
Newfoundlander here, our Summer consists of July and August. We commonly get snow until near the end of May.
Rexli78
Same in the Pacific Northwest. June is rainy and cold as fuck. While September is the real shit.
SpruceCaboose
August and September is our best. Not a Mediterranean climate for nothing.
RevArtillery
Living in Arizona, you just are pissed in general from May through September with the weather.
argast
And that's why I've only taken 1 week in July this year, and 3 in August.
ObliqueRay
Americans are like "Wait, you took two year worth of vacation in one year?"
argast
Well, I'm saving 2 weeks for christmas/new year.
BowtieAskew
Not gonna lie, I read it as 1 week in July and 3 days in August until I saw your comment.
HolyHellJezebel
Aug is the warmest in New England. September is usually similar. Tho we have just had two 60 degree days in a row and unusual for July
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
It's been amazing though. Back into the 80s today. Tragic.
HolyHellJezebel
Last night would have been ok if it wasn't muggy
RelativeVelocity
We had three damn months of March this year! Ugh my poor garden. New England is so inconsistent
HolyHellJezebel
I got loads strawberries this year. And one cucumber. Off 3 cucumber, 2 pepper, and 6 tomato plants. It felt like it would never get warm
RelativeVelocity
I planted 7 tomato, 9 kale, 6 ocra, 6 watermelons, 6 zucchini, 3 asparagus. I have 2 tomato, 3 kale, 2 zucchini. A rabbit ate them last nig
HolyHellJezebel
Yeah we have a ground hog, he likes the weeds so we get on just fine
xheroth
Whats that in non-imperial units, former colony man?
HolyHellJezebel
Google tells me its about 15 degrees Celsius
xheroth
Bruh, thats like too cool to be called summer
HolyHellJezebel
Wearing long sleeves in July is strange and
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TheLittleMerrlmaid
Yeah Californian here and August is DREADFUL. September and even October can be hot.
Bman1988
Well, that is true for western Norway atleast.
AleksandrBlazkowicz
Same here in Canada
clohmy
I'm from western Canada and we definitely have the same. Aug is usually fairly raining mixed with intense heat and Sept is nice and toasty.
itsdubbyab
Yea August is the worst here in America, too
cntdn
In the UK, the SW at least, June is really nice, July is hit and miss, August is rainy, and September is nice and sunny again.
fuckbeans
Yeah well count your lucky stars you dont get 40+ degree heat at 80% humidity EVERY DAY UNTIL SEPTEMBER. FUCK SUMMER. GIMME WINTER!
cheeseguy3412
Midwest US here, I LOVE september, May-August my ass is a puddle of suffering and sweat
katwa
Yup. Currently 22C and raining here. Had some very warm days in the past week or two.
Sitraka
How much in the north ? Norway ? or BERGEN ?!!!
xheroth
London or Lithuania.
Sitraka
what ? You live in both ?
xheroth
No but I travel back and forth but the weather is always wanted towards the end of summer and rainy in the beginning.
Sitraka
Ho ok (by the way i live in the South of Europe ...and sometimes we NEED WATER ! Like rain is cool ^^ )
TheGhostofElizabethShue
And then September rolls around all like "surprise, here's the nicest fucking day you've had all year."
AdmJota
What surprise? September is usually all about the great weather and finally getting a break from the summer heat. That's what it's for.
Paasimus
septembers here in northern europe are most often just a continuous overcast day with rain and brown shit covering the sidewalks. then snow.
fuckingtnuc
Early September where I live is hot as balls.
xheroth
Balls are normally below body temperature.
fuckingtnuc
Exactly. Due to their cool nature, imagine how hot balls themselves feel when it's super hot out. Like an Eskimo in Ecuador.
Juicemaloose
Best reply to this yet.
agermanguy
exactly at the time you are stuck at work
xheroth
Sunny all week, showers on the weekend. FUUUUUUUUUU...
WeNowGoToDanWithTheWeather
Are you living in Texas? Because this is Texas this year -.-
xheroth
No, Britain
Keydan
The term "Indian summer" exists for a reason.
xheroth
Its called granny summer where I come from. https://lt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob%C5%B3_vasara English translation on left.
Keydan
Kinda same in Latvian and Russian too.