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happyboz
How old is this guy? He still thinks and talks like a 6th grade asshole.
Sheeridan
70 :(
lickthismiff
Whenever I see pictures of him talking all I can hear is 'choo choo'. His mouth is so horrifying, why is it like that?
gir2195
THE HERO WE NEED RIGHT NOW http://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/08000700/ImportantPressConference.jpg
GeorgeGeef
You're getting downvotes from people who don't understand the power of the Breen.
gir2195
He's going to uncover the secret corporations, and government secrets!
GeorgeGeef
He's gonna eat tuna from the can and sleep in the car.
RBCPA
He also said drugs in this country are getting so cheap they're cheaper than candy bars. Dude - can you hook me up with your dealer?
stsword
It's trump, he doesn't pay his dealer.
odraencoded
You don't get it. His candy bars are crazy expensive.
ButterfaceTaintClown
oh, he has the best. the best dealer.
OvertheHillsandFarAway
he has a tremendous dealer
PastaNoose70
What a national embarrassment. His ego is as out of control as his hair is on a windy day. Fucking doll haired Cheeto colored fuck face!
StephanoB
So it's fake news AAAND it's an intelligence leak? It's a lie? AND it shouldn't have got out?
MamaKin
He likes leaks. #GoldenShowers
TradingCats4Nudes
It's a deliberate strategy to discredit the media. An CNN analyst creditted him for making the news about himVnews and not about the issues
hodameron
"The leaks are real, the news is fake."
FloodingWaters
Leaks were just fine with him until they were about him.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
the inverse is true with the demonrats
weedtittiesandkitties
or on him in the case of russian hotel rooms
spicepoet
It was a cringefest. Reading this is frightening http://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/16/us/politics/donald-trump-press-conference-transcript.html
eroso
He is getting old, so there is inevitably going to be even more leaks from him.
JustFeedMePieDammit
afbmonk
What is that even suppose to mean? Yeah leaks are going to be fine when it's about an opponent and not when you're leading a country.
GreaterDog
Can't wait for someone in the IRS to leak his taxes
assahola
I'm not one to say "a toadaso" but fucking a toadaso!
PhooZzy
CHHHHHHINA
kobrakaimf
What a finely oiled machine looks like
MetaSomma
MetaSomma
happyboz
Will someone please shut down this guys twitter feed.
nogoodaccountnamesleft
This is a guy who bitches and moans about "fake" news only a couple of months after paying a fine for running a fake university.
StandardDeviant
It's not a fake university, it's Alternative Education
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jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
...that had the word "University" in its name, despite not being one.
SnugglesaurusRex
Don't forget, it also taught people nothing about 'business'.
DeadDak88
VeryMoistTowelettes
This i.imgur.com/5TtHFOI.png His 306 electoral college victory is the 46th best ec win in US history. So massive, like my magnum dong
kiddub
He's such a bully, when challenged today, someone else had given that information, wasn't his fault it was false. He's so weak!
boobcat
Scary more than funny, It's his strategy to erode all checks/balances to his power. Discredit the media and sideline the Judiciary.
rugmiem
johnvictor
Kinda puts it into more context now.
damspam
Why's he always look like he's having a seizure when talking
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
He can't be that well educated himself?
The2020ElectionWasStolen
Wharton College of Business
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Dont know if it's good or bad. I do know he doesnt sound very smart. And it makes me sad that stupid ppl get money and power.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
He knows the ropes (and the dopes)
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
He barely attended classes and didn't finish...
The2020ElectionWasStolen
and look where he is now (I think you can voice it as I would speak it)
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
He's where he is now due to money and influence that was mostly handed to him. If he had been born poor, he wouldn't be pres
boobcat
You can see why he has such strong ties to Putin, he needs all of Siberia's gas reserves to sustain his gaslighting campaign
boobcat
Scariest part was how he mocked and belittled individual Journalist by name who (had or chose) to speak respectfully to the POTUS.
boobcat
He refused to answer a yes or no answer by throwing back an irrelevant/unverifiable question to the journalist, putting him the position.1/2
boobcat
2 of having to start a pointless argument if he disagreed, the journalist (who didn't get his question answered) just said"you're the POTUS"
Deltablue
Got ur finely oiled machine....
Howtogrowwood
Need to start using a tampon or maxipad for all these leaks. Or pampers
charhan
MiniPads are reserved for his ear. He took a bullet for all of us.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
Q: Were the leaks real or is this "fake news"? Trump: "The leaks are absolutely real. The news is fake because so much of the news is fake."
jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
Good question. I'm not hearing "no" from him so they must be valid.
GadenKerensky
Did he actually say that?
Dolewhipper
yes and his insane fanbase loves him for saying it
TheMayorOfTittyCity
Sadly yes that is a direct quote
GadenKerensky
America, please. You're scaring Canada. And your mate Australia.
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handgrenade
He wants to have it both ways, where he whines about intel leaks but also avoids the consequences of what they reveal about his WH.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
Right. The act of leaking was real. The things that were leaked though.. FAKE NEWS.
grumpatsurrisrex
Apparently, when asked, this was the leak that irked him the most: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41rIfwcdDnL.jpg
VeryMoistTowelettes
There's too much room in their for his small pp and it chafes him. That'd probably make me a irritable narcissist too.
jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
Evolution makes our pps as small as our hands. Crazy how nature do that.
LordOfShades
Didn't Buzzfeed already post something on how Trump allegedly feels about leaks? Or is it only certain types of leaks?
Kierbear2g
They have to be the best leaks. Golden leaks, if you will.
charhan
Putin has the tape.
drsgonfly
Is it time to impeach him yet?
ultrarobprime
On what grounds?
ButterfaceTaintClown
Yes. And try him for treason.
MamaKin
He can do too much damage while trials transpire. Think more on the lines of the 25th Amendment.
jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
If Dems lead that charge, republicans win; they get rid of Trump and can blame Democrats with Trump's supporters. Reps have a tough choice.
handgrenade
If the Republican president was successful impeached AND removed from office (needs 67 senate votes) that'd ruin the Republican voterbase.
AntoniusBlock33
And then embrace Mike Pence?
handgrenade
Pence would be a crippled president, the Republican base would be all demoralized after an impeachment and removal. Plus he's not a manchild
drsgonfly
Then impeach him too
jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
Dems can NOT lead the charge for impeachment. Republicans need to oust Trump and lose his base or Keep him and lose moderates.
SteveMND
We'll just continue impeaching these guys for their actions until there's finally someone left with some credibility. May take us a while...
GadenKerensky
Screw that, you should just overturn the whole administration if you can do that. The whole White House, other than James Mattis, is shitty.
ultrarobprime
On what grounds?
AntoniusBlock33
Sadly not...most of the GOP loves that guy. He will follow their same old agenda, but more thoughtfull and with all the Reps support.
stsword
A poll showed that 28% of the GOP's early voters voted for Clinton. So yes there are repubs who know a yuge pile of shit when they see one
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nogoodaccountnamesleft
Hurry up and make America great so we can impeach your ass and get things back to normal. We all know you won so please stop reminding us.
jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
If Dems lead the impeach call, Republicans win! They get rid of Trump and can blame Democrats to his supporters. Reps have a tough choice/1
jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
to stand up for what's honorable and lose the Trump supporter or let Trump be and loser more moderates. Let them stew. /2
LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
He has a pathological need to be liked, which he equates with "winning". He won't shut up until enough people suck his ego's dick.
charhan
Vance has done more.
handgrenade
Yes, he legitimately thinks he should be eternally congratulated for winning the election. Like he was the first guy to win one.
GadenKerensky
So we need to surround him with people that legitimately do not like him and put up fronts to make him think they do.
scaredshirtless
Why is he in front of a Muslim prayer curtain? Is Trump a secret Muslim?
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
(Btw, there's no such thing as a "Muslim prayer curtain," there are prayer rugs/mats and that's it)
HessianGhost
If there is no such thing as a Muslim prayer curtain, then what is he doing in front of one?
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Lmao, rekt
lickthismiff
A reliable source told me he's from Kenya, I have documents that prove this, believe me.
ButterfaceTaintClown
I haven't seen his birth certificate. Apparently his parents aren't American.
handgrenade
I heard they changed their name from "Drumpf" to "Trump". That sounds like a FOREIGN NAME to me....
ButterfaceTaintClown
He swore on the Quran at his inauguration too.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
there were a lot of gems from him today. This was my favorite: "This administration is running like a finely oiled machine." I love it.
psychedelictesticle
... but the oil is on fire
IronicUsername
A finely oiled machine being driven off a cliff.
jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
As if Thelma and Louise got an oil change.
ajpimpsalll
most well-oiled things DO burn well...
SherMattLockSmith
"The leaks were real, the news is fake"
bsin21
Oiled and in many many pieces
Warux2
Maybe he is thinking of one of those pr0n sex machines, in American people's rear.
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
how do you oil something finely?
Grillparzer
When I read that line I thought of Jack Benny's old Maxwell. Yes, I'm that old.
ArtOzz
Yes. Except for all those protests, shutdowns of his orders, and national embarrassments, he's doing a wonderful job.
ChrisLucas1
His plan to break America to the point of revolution is working perfectly.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
what national embarrassments? he's inspiring millions of Europeans, French voters in particular, zut alors!
boobcat
The French Far Right have been a strong political force for nearly a decade long preceeding Trump. He uses them as political balast not V.V.
somenerandom
That's cause he has the best words. Everyone knows it
BarryTheCat
True but Europe has Ponypark Slagharen. You can ride, the ponies, you can date em, you can grab em by the pony!
The2020ElectionWasStolen
and a European wife
boobcat
National embaressments? Here are just a few: https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/02/03/daniel-dales-donald-trump-fact-check-updates.html
chaseNC
Reading that just made me pissed off.
kmikl
"... when you see the other shit we've got coming down the pipe." was the end of the quote.
eroso
Not from today, but "GDP of US is ZERO!" -President of the United States
eroso
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by-k6PEb93Q
Holyshitballsoup
Actually he said "less than zero"... even more hilarious!
eroso
Heh, and I found out that he has also said the same about GNP - "Our GNP is less than zero"
VultureTX
what if it is , and we don't know the actual purpose of this machine? I mean the the MSM is going into hysterics daily, but long term goal
GlowstickJedi
I think the point is that the phrase is 'finely tuned machine' or 'well oiled machine'
Mentok
Enough of the media consists of actual journalists, if EVERYONE except the alt-right is reporting something, there's something behind it.
NunyaBizness
Why didn't someone do a "Bullshit" cough.
fullmonte8787
"Drugs are as cheap as candy bars" got me
Arsikere
because obvious big oil influence/corruption. yarp!
sarcasmisstupid
"Drugs are cheaper than candy bars" was my personal favorite.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Now that i know that, I can pursue a life of heroin addiction without breaking the bank. Sweet!
handgrenade
If that was true, cartels would start selling candy bars.
VeryMoistTowelettes
I like how he acts like his 306 electoral win was huge. It's the 46th best ec win in US history. So yuge. Terrific
HerpNDerpington
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
Kierbear2g
"No it wasn't" "Yeah well I don't know, somebody told me that" was effectively his response.
Tehadam
There's literally records of it. He has to be retarded.
stsword
No, he just knows that you can fool some of the people all of the time.
handgrenade
He's butthurt that he lost the popular vote badly, so he's trying to prop up his unimpressive EC win to sooth his bruised ego.
fartharder
The biggest win since Reagan*
fartharder
Biggest Republican win*
fartharder
If you don't count HW Bush.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
which does rather defeat the point of even the previous caveats