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Fun fact: Wombats have butts made mostly of cartilage, making it highly resistant to bites. Essentially, it has an armored butt. It digs its head into the dirt, leaving the armored butt for predators to chomp on.
Another fun fact: The wombat's poop is more-or-less cube shaped. It has a very slow digestion (7-14 days), so the poo gets compacted, with square edges.
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbbtLAx6ohw
evilsuperbitch
"trial by wombat" is perhaps my favorite pun ever.
Beezkneez
ConsistentlyLateCommenter
I'm conflicted - +1 for wombat, -1 for feet...
pergh
JengaLee
Wombutts are so interesting.
coloredgreyscale
So you're saying they pretty much shit bricks?
officialgifpolice
They also follow torchlight and can lock their jaws when they bite. Surprisingly fast, too.
DisenchantedSkills
So, now I need a wombat!
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
That's all good and well, but what are the rules for the trial?
Nattodesu
They use their armourbutts to crush the skulls of predators against the roof of a burrow if chased. So badass.
Sturmdodo
why the hell are they so cuddly?
PBF305
Fecies post.
goflyblind
gaidinbdj
My main form on a MUD I play on is wombat.
DeathSquadBoats
That redhead guy is actually an acquaintance of mine, Austrian photographer Andreas Jakwerth!
ufearme3
We call dumb ideas at work a "wombat". Waste Of Money Brains And Time. 1. Use it at your next meeting 2. Profit!
sixpackofducks
Also these little guys can run 40kmph (24.8mph)
copingcabana
He's the hero Australia needs, Wombatman
AgamemnonsMemes
Who told you about our sacred rites?
IamJustinSane
What is the evolutionary benefit to having square poop? So it doesn't roll away, and you can stack them in the corner? WTF?
Mttharwood
Did anyone else see the wombat wearing the hat quickly......
Cadgfly
How did Prince Harry get a wombat? Fuckin royals.
elkbelchspeaks
What a magnificent beast.
NoGoodNews
Also, they use their ass bone to crush Dingos in their tunnels
thebosca1337
Stay what?
DefaultImgurUsername
If what ever is biting there butt while it is in its tunnel womby will let it poke its head in a bit, then crush it against top of tunnel
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
If you want to test this, do not put your hand in there coz that'll be crushed too
NoGoodNews
Couldnt have said it better
jbilly90
I want to pet a wombat. Toooocute
Lulabel73
Fun fact: my dad ran over one. It was just sitting in the middle of the road and wouldnt budge. We thought it was injured so called the 1:
Lulabel73
2: ranger. By the time they showed up it had been a couple of hours. As soon as he got the cage out the wombat took off like a shot.
HardRockAnal
Wombat kill their prey by choking them with their butt.
PunkRock38
So.... a combat wombat?
MaximumRadius
http://www.vintagemx.net/hodaka-combat-wombat/
serpx
MORTAL WOMBAT!!!!! *90s techno*
lestrat
DoctorJimmyBrungus
Wombat combat
Lolmarty
dun-dun-Dun-dun-DUn-dun-DUN-dun
Darrions
Combat wombutt
BigAZNMan
Wumbo wombat
Benchomp
The first Northern Hairy Nosed Wombat joey in 5 years was born in qld a few days ago. Very rare species, less than 250 animals. <3
WigglesTheFox
a wombats butt is called a... WOMBUTT, i just woke up.
thisismahpartaytit
WOMBATMAN
thebosca1337
MORTAAAL WOOOMBAAAAAAAAT
jimbodoomface
DUH DUH DUHDUH DUHDUH DUHDUH DUHDUHDUHN
xochiluvr
EXCELLENT