Random Phone Meme Dump #2

Jan 21, 2026 7:47 PM

selloutrock

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#56 I stopped watching Star Wars at the point where the guy who had been too shitty of a stormtrooper in one movie was made a rebel general in the next.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I went through like #1 Oh, funny meme that can apply to Helldivers. then #7 Oh, Helldivers.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#24 But eventually they and the rest of the party fall in love with Lady Marshmallow, because of course they would.

Then the real curse kicks in: you suddenly *stop* getting her and never see her again.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just a reminder that The Simpsons dedicated half a episode to how bad the Star Wars prequels were.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#13 Actual tip to avoid friendly mortar: don't stand where the enemy was a few seconds ago, even if the enemy is dead.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#24 so there's no downside?

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#115 Not a dad, but Kobalt, cause my sister works at Lowes and gets good deals.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DeWalt house checking in, but I do have a big Kobalt tool chest and workbench!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hardcore and PopPunk get a long a lot better than Punk and PopPunk.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not even gonna argue that one

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 I remember when Madonna was important.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The figure in Catholic dogma?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2

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#13 I feel like this applies to both. If someone is shelling you position and there is no immediate cover or something, cause the shrapnel or w.e the payload is is going to hit the ground and go up and out. So you would be at much less of getting hit if you were prone on the ground

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#44 I generally wear 5 inch short shorts in tropical or floral patterns with athletic fit polos and even when I prompt them to look closer, no one ever notices I’ve got a sub-compact semi-automatic 9mm holstered in my waistband with an extra magazine.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sure, you equip your holster and then you can holster your weapon. That doesn't incur the charisma penalty of really obnoxious cargo pants

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#109 YOU'RE NOT MAKING BRUSSELS SPROUTS BETTER, MOM, YOU'RE MAKING CHEESE WORSE

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#117 Anyone else think the mouse's last line should have the ellipsis before the 'no'?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he shit shit shit his pants?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He’s always fucking shitting his pants

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A 113 more images?!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m not even close to done dumping on y’all I just needed to take a break

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God damn, what a huge dump. Also, #2 is way off.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

More on the way, I'm clearing space on my phone! How would you make #2 better?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, just about beards. I have a beard that is shorter than the middle left, but longer than the top row. Just felt like I didn't fit those categories is all lol.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm kind of in between "hails satan" and "train robber" myself.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 arc raiders in a nutshell

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#7

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

iO

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bottom center: Doors and corners kid..

7 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Go in too fast and the room’ll eat you.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doors and corners.

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It keeps the rain off his head.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And middle left hangs out with a plucky investigator and his white dog

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I love this so much, thank you beratna

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