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Mderms
I don't get the Ginny one.
ularg
I don't believe that this is Dorkly, because all the jawlines and facial expressions aren't copy-pasted from each other.
Cryptic1
I feel the books had very little by way of special effects.
mollywobbles
Peeves is not a ghost
eclect0
Hey op, when you're done with Harry Potter could you remove the louse eggs from my hair too?
dude1990
Nits....hee.
ImgonnapartylikeitsCOVID1999
I hated how left out Dumbledore's whole background story from deathly hallows, then just throw in his sister and brother with no explanation
Tate713
Neville's parents were so, so important to me. I hated that they left out that.
ColonelColon
Boo fucking hoo, you didn't get every single bit that was in the books.
wzarya
if you wanted the feel of the book go read the book again,you have no idea how hard it is to make a movie and you just bitch about it
hamadahiro
I love the attention to detail when Harry's eyes are blue in every one of the Movie parts.
Bennings
This seems like it's made by the same type of person who never shuts up about Littlefinger saying "Your sister."
Cryptic1
They are different. Get over it.
BlueOfPallet
The goblet of fire comparison always gets me
TheFlyingSatan
Its almost as if books and films are different media
ThePrettiestSalad
My biggest problem with the movies was taking Hermoine's brilliant, awkward, NOT PRETTY character and making her into witch Barbie.
Tate713
"Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?" Blech.
Yeabuuddy
The
Flushing6986
Accio dem abs
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
That is what it says, yes.
PrincessWasabi
"Are you sure that's a real spell ? If it is, it's not very good."
Stanleyy122sgp
Entire movie series is worth it for Neville's Samuel L Jackson scene in the last movie.
Stanleyy122sgp
"I'm sick and tired of all these mother-fucking snakes, in this mother-fucking castle!
kowakian
Accio bum.
Hyrron
Ron stooooppp
mybrothersmario
gandalfv314159
except the half blood prince was spot on, when in the fucking movie did harry look at a phone?
DiedAndHauntingImgur
It's making a point that no one really cared in the movie/
gandalfv314159
but they did kinda
Protean2648
There was no focus on who the half-blood prince was, so the reveal was pointless because you weren't invested in who this person could be
WeirdOnions
That's the point. KINDA.
slakevilkis
Remind me again what spew was?
slakevilkis
Also http://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uploads/367/c0297ce0-eada-0131-c071-0eb233c768fb.gif?
Thatknifeguy
Society for the Protection of Elfish Welfare, I think.
Carpedicks
currently rereading that book. you are correct.
slakevilkis
Sounds like that would be a good guess
ThisIsFrigglish
"Why wasn't every movie six hours long and giving all the time I wanted to my favorite parts of the story?" - every fucking HP fan, STILL
DVSBSTrD
Well it doesn't help that they used-up half the run time showing off the special effects instead of telling the fucking story.
Sheepyhead
More like "Why did they drag the shortest book into two parts when book 5 is literally over three times as long"
HowCanThisUserNameBeFree
100% agree with you, i think the movies are great! I do miss some small parts though that kindof changes the tone alot.
aGrumpyPotato
Ngl, at least a few of these take away the core growth of certain characters. And it's replaced with "they became much hotter" so....
TheBearsMaiden
Tv show!
ImgonnapartylikeitsCOVID1999
I would have been happy with 5 hours.
Snooj
Not me. I stopped watching after the third one. It wasn't the leaving of stuff out, it was the horrible changing of stuff to make it stupid.
Tate713
Like a pathetic looking, bald werewolf?
ParsleySage
Conterpoint; Why did they cut out important things to add in irrelevant crap?
ThisIsFrigglish
Because film is a different medium from books. You'd use different parts in a play, as well.
Awesometurtle79
One thing I think they should have done with the movies is instead of a movie make it a series with each book getting a season.
mohneekquah
Always
ItsRealTalk
At least some of these aren't about that. The bits on Ginny and Neville especially. Both of them were terrible in the movies.
RaccoonMagic
I'm a huge HP fan, and I can assure you this is pretty much 100% accurate. But same for LotR.
CptRobotNinja
Im a LOtR fan. I think that they made many intelligent story decisions. But the mistakes they made were so bad it makes me sick
Einstein9073
no, the LotR nerds bitch about Arwen, or the barrel-river scene in the hobbit
CptRobotNinja
The Arwen change is one of the few story decisions that actually made sense.
Amazinglightbulb
I am SO PISSED at what they did to Faramir in the movies. He the books he is a wise and tough noble man. In the movies he cries
CoughedupFurball
Faramir was my biggest gripe with the movies honestly
blitherypoop
Me too, but what they did to Frodo was worse. He's so moany and delicate in the movie. In the books, he's hurt and scared, but also 1/
blitherypoop
/2 stronger than he knows and fiercely determined.
Amazinglightbulb
Agreed as well...
ThisIsFrigglish
Ugh, Christ, those are people who don't actually remember what Tolkien wrote. Cardboard characters and rich backstories of hills and trees.
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
Which makes cutting out the ending where you see the growth the Hobbits had annoying.
blitherypoop
Infuriating. The entire point of their journey was to make them grow up, not just as individuals. Hobbits fought back for what mattered. 1/
blitherypoop
/2 Character growth? Pssh. We have sword fights and more elves than there actually are in Middle Earth...and almost no history. Yay?
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
Wait til the dark towers come out. People are gonna freak
gunnexx
Im already angry af
ImgonnapartylikeitsCOVID1999
One of those books series I've been saying I'm gonna read for the past 5 years.
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
Same. But I bought the first few books a week ago and started the first one
ImgonnapartylikeitsCOVID1999
Now that it's about to be turned into a movie I'll probably end up reading soon it just so I can complain about how the messed it up. Lol
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
Same
TchallaVII
it's going to be an interesting experience. putting all 7 books into one movie.
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
That's what they're doing? Is it going to be 8hrs long?
TchallaVII
more like a 2.5 hr movie to cover the entire series. I think most fans will not like it, and most non fans will enjoy it.
gunnexx
From what I heard theyre gonna do several movies and a TV series
ThisIsFrigglish
I'm very curious to see what they do with the virulent black racist who hurls abuse at the white Roland now that they cast Idris Elba.
ImgonnapartylikeitsCOVID1999
Easy, cut it out of the movie.
gunnexx
This is why Im angry and probably wont see the movie. Im a huge fan of the books and of Elba but this casting is just stupid
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
White supremacist
ThisIsFrigglish
Well that's going to gut the sickle cell anemia and background of racial discrimination.
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
I just started the gunslinger s few days ago. So I don't know which book this is in. I don't know how many movies they are planning