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IMGURIAN nails EA game development with a 4 panel cartoon... seems relevant.
The excesses of being a man
me_irl
I deserve this.
FP Edit: Ty for all the magical green plus's send me salty nudes. Creds to @EnzoComics
GauchoGordo
SupernaturalReactions
RepostMalone
#7 @iseenipple
coreyjayb
Suddenly, dildos.
ItsHedley
#1 love the armos
Matrelith
JapAnus
That face
ihopethisusernamewillbelongenoughsopeoplewillnoticeme
mastercodex199
That last one hits so hard. It's so true.
MonteBurns
.... Sighhh. *clicks 'Load 40 more images'* This better be worth it!
TorSverre
... and? What's the verdict?
MonteBurns
It was pretty good. Even the ride there has some good ones.
MonteBurns
Well shit. I have the dentist today.
PenguinsAreJustPandaChicken
I don't get it. Could someone explain?
flavivsaetivs
Nobody ever flosses and when they do before they go to the dentist their gums bleed like crazy. Also flossing has been proven worthless.
xmaneds
author is Imgurian @EnzoComics, http://patreon.com/enzo">omics">http://patreon.com/enzocomics, https://www.cheerupemokid.com/
EnzoComics
Thanks for the shout @xmaneds I appreciate you! :)
rydiafan
#9
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Pryotra
Why did they change #3? Was it really that important to change it?
torhs
Is it the same artist who drew the two people? Since blue has a nose, which no one else really has
VoxDawg
#2 is the story of my youth.
GifAsInGiraffe
The story of my friday and saturday nights all the goddamn time.
clandestine8
Was reading my high school yearbooks like 5 years after high school... i should of had a lot more fun on summer breaks thats for sure
RubelliteFae
Yeah. I went to several camps over summer break. I missed a few opportunities as well. Oh well.
Tinkrr
Some girl gave me a birthday card with her number in it at one place I worked... I said "oh cool, thanks?" About a year later... Oh!
ashmenon
I had a friend from high school call me over to cook for me and then rest her legs on me while we were on the couch. I....did not catch on.
Tinkrr
Women are complicated creatures that are hard to understand... More mysterious than the dark side of the moon.
ashmenon
That. And also I was an ididot.
ashmenon
It's like an idiot, but it's got the D you want.
RubelliteFae
Orrrr, guys are dense
Tinkrr
Nah, men solve problems, if women weren't complicated, men would have solved them. They are quantum people....
DapperLordDestral
I have a chick not answering my texts while trying desperately to get my attention at work; I think I need a crystal ball and a medium.
Tinkrr
Plot twist, it's two different chicks who are twins and you're texting one while working with the other. One loves you the other hates you.
WhatFuckingNameIsntTaken
Never realized how much maple syrup money $5 freedom units can buy.
StRocketScience
According to google, it can buy $6,25 of syrup
TheDrunkenWrench
Canadian dollar hit 80 cents to the US dollar recently. So that $5 will net you $6 canadian. Money in the bank, shawty what ya drank.
doctorbees
Dat exchange rate.
akzolSleepLifter
stoler202
Falos
I think they snuck one into
's ear
Fizzledrizzle69
haveanothergif
"Ouch" -a tall person, probably
EnzoComics
I made these! Thank you for posting them @OP! :)
S4telliteJ4ck
These are awesome, keep up the good work!
SexuallyImpotentTyrannosaur
I really enjoy these! I used to have a Yoda tamogatchi, my brother had the rancor one!
RubelliteFae
Underrated post
Exactually
TinyOctopus
#13. Tiny Octopus hopes that whoever keeps holding on to the "getting laid" stick will eventally pass it on. Sheesh.
doomladen
But you're an octopus, if you do get laid she'll eat you?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
HRT gives his best wishes and words of support, HRT is sure that TinyOctopus is a great person who will be happy.
SkippedOver
Tiny Octopus is a gift to all humanity, with their innocence in the face of tentacle porn stereotypes octopi in the modern world face.
theguywiththememes
Part of me hopes that a tiny little octupus picked up a smart phone that was dropped in it's tank and is writing on this account ^
Falos
On the internet, nobody knows you're a tinyoctupus. Well, unless you tell everyone, like a buttcrack bleacher.
RubelliteFae
@ButtcrackBleacher
StRocketScience
StRocketScience will always keeps a tight grip on his getting laid stick. Every night and every moring
DotSlashNatalie
Isn't that a little excessive? I mean it's a living thing not a Harry Potter wizard wand for crying out loud!
StRocketScience
I mean, I know it's too often, but what am I going to do? Get a girlfriend? I'm worthless
Tylvian
Don't worry tinyoctupus, I hear there are a great many stick's out there that can get you laid.
TinyOctopus
As long as they don't come bundled. Tiny Octopus doesn't float that way. He already had his experimental phase and it didn't work out. XD
TinyOctopus
Wait. Was that rude? Tiny Octopus hopes that doesn't come across as bashing or rude or -phobic in any way.
DaisukeAramaki
Not at all, it was a cute metaphor. Tiny Octopus can float however he damn well pleases. Hopefully with company soon.
Tylvian
tiny, if saying "i don't want gay sex" was considered rude, the canadians would have died out.
ashmenon
TinyOctopus has been acquitted of all possible rudeness by a certified Somewhat Gay Person.
Gizmodian
Why? If you tried and don't like it, then that's that. It's like eating broccoli, or trying pot, or skydiving. It's not for everyone.
Tinkrr
Aren't Octopi known for being phobic?
TinyOctopus
Cautious. Not fearful.
mynameiselliott
If it takes you two trips to bring in the groceries, your balls shrink. Everyone knows that.
DeadeicPrints
my balls would be non existent at this point lol
NowIHaveToChangeThis
Sometimes my grocery trips take two vehicles. We buy in bulk.
StopstalkingmePawan
Omg! That sounds amazing. I'm too poor. My budget is 120.00 on groceries a month.
NowIHaveToChangeThis
Doing it 2-3 times a year ends up saving us a ton throughout the year. Took a while to reach the point we could do it though.
IAmNewHere
It's called the Walk of Shame.
Dalumbr
BFG is accurate. I had a massive wtf moment when i saw an ad for a bfg movie that was rated g
thatbean
I'll admit. That "study midterm" panel happened to me once and I never picked up on the hidden meaning she was saying until years later. :{
TheyMeanToWinWimbledon
I had that happen years ago. I was telling coworkers at lunch about this random woman that was talking this and that to me. 1/2
TheyMeanToWinWimbledon
Coworkers stared at me, and collectively facepalmed. "She was hitting on you, dude!"
jeauxseph
#7: 5/7 on the nip and bulge utilization
Firebolt391d
http://imgur.com/BUGx9Nh
lala6633
I can tell the writer is from Boston. "Wicked" practical..
LordofGoats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU03Yoby0Ss
Gyinagal
@ISeeNipple
jeauxseph
Haha. Good shout.
Calculussucks
Oh my gosh, didn't notice the nips! Gold.
Stainawarjar
*cold
GigFledge
So... A perfect score?
MisfitCMDR
Hehehe...cock bag
ctennessen
#1 I've walked out of toys r us with $300-400 of LEGO sets, nothing childish about that lol
flavivsaetivs
Your #1 Mistake: shopping for LEGO at Toys R Us. They're usually marked up 10% extra, and the sales are shit.
ctennessen
That was the only time, I usually collect old 90's and 00's Technic and Model Team, but I had a nice bonus check to spend :)
ctennessen
Otherwise it's only brick link and ebay and stuff
TheMouseOfMadness
#4 never happens. Nope. Never. Stop staring at my ripped jeans. You might see the one I missed...
clandestine8
you're my kinda lazy!
analnipple666
Also dry-shaving your ankles if your jeans are cuffed
mindfunkie
i always cut myself when i shave by my ankles, idk why.
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mindfunkie
i'll try :(
analnipple666
I avoid them altogether and just use one of those electric shavers for dudes. You know the one with the really tiny holes.
Snooj
Wait, this one isn't just a joke?
syndraconis
*all the women laugh in unison*
BlueLiara
Oh Honey...
Snooj
This changes the way I look at things. I saw someone in distressed jeans just today. Now all I can see is the hidden hairs.
BlueLiara
Sorry love ^_^
Snooj
It makes sense. My wife wears mostly shorts and doesn't always shave the top half. I guess this isn't much different.
Magnivore
I was questioning things when I saw that comic and am now questioning more things.
CindyWho4
It's waaayyy easier to put them on and then just quick-shave where the holes are.
JoneNikula
Imo it's much easier to shave where the holes are when youre not wearing any pants. That couldve been delivered alot better but there it is
CindyWho4
WAIT!!! I get it. *pours more coffee* haha
RubelliteFae
I just got it, too ( ^^)
CindyWho4
I would just forget or miss spots. Or miss, like, half a spot.
bronypokey6918
oh god this is real? 0-0
iamprobablyhigh
Put the pants on, trace the hole with a pen, remove pants, shave inside pen circles, put pants on again, celebrate success.
dokpsy
I'd figure it would be better to get just outside that circle to account for movement and shifting between standing and sitting.
sulfuratus
That seems like more work than actually shaving the whole leg. But I'm by no means an expert, I don't even have a beard I need to shave.
MossyMoose
Easiest thing to do is not buy pamts with holes in them like we're in 2003.
LonelyBrannigan
DeadOnionSaysWhat
Not me, tv is down. I am this effing bored.
baconslayerman
i feel that
deadlycarrotstick
I feel you
Tinkrr
It's even worse when you're lonely but can't find anyone you have enough common interests with so you're always just in this limbo of meh.
Omegilla
I may have a use for "limbo of meh"
Qumefox
I've found that finding said people isn't hard. Finding them that live within 2000 miles is what's hard.
Tinkrr
I've tried 2000 miles away, it was just more bland oatmeal dripping onto soggy toast.
Ippeppe
Limbo of meh
Tinkrr
It's like a limbo party where the bar is set at forehead height, you can get under it easily but it becomes inconvenient the more you 1/2
Tinkrr
do it. Eventually leading to a frustration of why is it so possible but unfulfilling. Meanwhile, a chubby lesbian cackles at you from corner
Ippeppe
I got the concept, "limbo of meh" just really summed up my whole existence
CycloneSP
throw in some social anxiety as well as little knowledge of the surrounding area and no need to go anywhere for that extra special touch :/
Tinkrr
Just let the suffering wash over you like a warm shower of despair and loathing.
CycloneSP
been there, done that. what now?
Tinkrr
Use the hatred body scrub to exfoliate?
theforceiswith
Just find someone who likes your personality - not necessarily is into everything you like. A partner who just likes to be around you.
Tinkrr
The problem is that I should also probably like being around them.
theforceiswith
Yeah, people can be a drag to be around.
CutOffAllTies
Lol
LonelyBrannigan
Yeah I've lowered my standards enough to take most, but no one wants me, being the kicker
Tinkrr
Have you tried the blind and or deaf, maybe both?
LonelyBrannigan
Neither would count against you :p
LonelyBrannigan
If you look like me, I'd have to date a blind girl
SwedishRationalist
"ARMO"... As opposed to "LEGO".. Very clever.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Because it costs a lego and armo
untakenusername20
Oh I get it now
perey
And "Supbro"!
RydWolf
*sigh* What's supbro?
SwedishRationalist
I dunno, what's up with you bro? :P
SwedishRationalist
I didn't get that one... Oh, Hasbro... Well, that one wasn't as clever. :P
perey
I'm ashamed to say it was the reverse for me: I didn't get "Armo" at first. Well, I recognised it as the Lego logo, but missed the pun.
Numbatfromthefuture
I see you ninroot
WhiteTrashTiger
*Nirnroot
SatoriEnlightenment
Who?
KatTheTimelord
Comic and the es series must be in the same universe
andyar
I noticed that... Skyrim reference, or is it actually a real thing also?
Gayforbae
*crimson nirnroot
DullKole
Rootnirn*
Narushima
Nirnroot*
SkippedOver
AbridgedKirito
Don't lie. It's 100% lifht blue
AbridgedKirito
Lifht... fuck it. I ain't fixing it.
Volimar
After how rare it was in Oblivion I'd snag it every chance I got in Skyrim...even though it wasn't rare at all or particularly useful.
SimonTheSourcerer
And also hear you.
VindictiveRidge
"I like watching things die"
Gayforbae
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
LoopStricken
I can ONLY hear you, Nirnroot! WHERE ARE YOU?! YOUR INFERNAL SCREECH DRIVES ME TO MADNESS!
analnipple666
Drives me nuts until I find it and imagine myself violently harvesting it from the ground.
Sodatwigg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKmEtQwJSik
IllegalDuckling
And feeeeel youuuuuu
Ireallycantthinkofanythingbetterrightnow
#1 so wait, ToysRus is actually meant to be read as toys are us? The name completely loses its meaning in german speaking countries
theBEARDEDarchaeologist
What a surprise
TorSverre
So you just pronounce it as one word? Toysrus? Never heard anybody pronounce it as anything other than "toys are us" here in Norway at least
TheDijky
I'm German and I understood this when I was like 8. I started learning English in primary school.
blueblueglassmoon
Yes. I'm not surprised that particular wordplay doesn't translate. Actually, I'm surprised there are ToysRus in Germany.
TheBreadlord
That shit is even in Finland. They're as global as it gets.
Ireallycantthinkofanythingbetterrightnow
i actually cant think of any other big toy chain here in Austria. Not sure about Germany, but they also have toysRus, that i know
WelcomeToTheWasteland
Honestly I'm sure it's just where I was raised but I remember very few chains at all in Germany. I lived in a smaller town tho so who knows?
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
What is it in German???
Ireallycantthinkofanythingbetterrightnow
well, its just a really weird word without meaning. Puzzled me quite a lot when i was younger and i never figured it out till now :)
IDontBelieveInAtheists
Liegt vermutlich an dem "Я".
Krocsyldiphithic
I take it you didn't have a TV back when you were young?
Ireallycantthinkofanythingbetterrightnow
thats actually correct, but i cant remember anybody else saying it correctly. Maybe i only heard what i wanted to. A mind can be tricky
RubelliteFae
I thought ToysЯUs was a weird name as a kid b/c Cold War had just ended. It looked like "Toys Ya Us" or "Toys Rus" Either way bad marketing
RubelliteFae
then again, I was a very different child from most
Tinkrr
Did you like think it was "Toys Rus"? Did they sell a lot of bear toys or something over there?
Ireallycantthinkofanythingbetterrightnow
not only me, i never heard anybody using the correct pronounciation
doomladen
So have you just developed a new anecdote to tell, other german speakers and bask in the glory as the realisation hits them
Tinkrr
Wait, so that's what people thought it was? Like Russian Toys? Is it like a conspiracy like they rigged the toy market or something?
Ireallycantthinkofanythingbetterrightnow
haha, yeah, only communists go to toysrus here :) jk i don't think anybody connected it to Russia. Although, with that reverse R... hmm
Tinkrr
And there were a lot of toys in the Home Alone scene with Trump... IT ALL MAKES SENSE!