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Jul 15, 2017 3:26 PM
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ParadigmShiftingWithoutAClutch
Unmei no akai ito.
colecurtis5924
spunkypewster
I think the Japanese lore is that the red string is tied to both person's pinky...
EllipsThis
This looks like a Jane Eyre reference tattoo. "A string tightly knotted to the corresponding part on you." Or thereabouts.
supdalat
He has his whole hand, she uses 2 fingers. Wonder who is more serious, and if the side chick is actually a side dick.
andsoitrains
Makes sense
gracejelly
Flobmmando
Sau
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
It's from New Girl but no idea which episode, #helping
beariebear
Askim
PrivateIsotope
This is the best couples tattoo, because if you break up, all you have to do is tattoo a balloon or a dog at the other end.
AManIsNoOne
Or anal beads.
JoannaLovebody
Or leave it as it is, because the other person is cut off, like, forever.
trinabeana23
Brilliant!
ExplainingTheJokeIsFunnierThanThePunchline
Or a ballon dog. :)
HalfwayHez
Now you are my mind of people!
pizzatheyorkshireterrier
Or some pearls.
MyBestfriendBen
Hahaha
BeerBatteredandBold
diabLoDesignz
BeerBatteredandBold
Or a sweater
PrivateIsotope
Another good choice!
OneFuckedPony
"check out my sick weezer tattoo"
cowpiefatty
A striped sweater
FartHands
Why did i first think of pulling string out of a dogs anus instead of a dog on a leace.....whats wrong with me
lilaen
To much/little time in usersub.. That's what's wrong..
Rectalfication
Or maybe the guy isn't unfaithful? Why is it that having a "side hoe" has become the norm these days?
IronicUsername
It's not; it's a joke.
Omnimorph2112
Pfft I don't even have a front hoe and people have side ones? Does no one care about my garden? Sigh.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Jokes are complicated....
Darwinsidiotcousin
It's not. It's just meme material
snikphlh
Memeterial if you will.
Darwinsidiotcousin
I had the opportunity, and I missed it
Lkklltt21
I will.
IAnswerToWhatever
Nobody said it was his.
IAnswerToWhatever
Nevermind, I read too fast.
JohnnyDeformed
It isn't.
Crumply
It is in the black community. 100% of my black coworkers cheat on their wives
JohnnyDeformed
Sure they do.
Crumply
there's only one guy who I'm not positive cheats, and he still goes to clubs and puts his genitals on other women
Sephority
Tell em they need Jesus
Crumply
they seem to think Jesus and infedelity aren't mutually exclusive... it's a weird paradigm I have yet to understand