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If you can't control peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Jan 2, 2018 10:59 PM
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Rhunkun
Seriously thought this was to fuck it.
just4thelolz
I haven't had peanut butter in years. Kinda want to now. I vaguely remember feeling like
jmacf
I think Bill Watterson would be touched.
Imwaitingforamuse
That took me a visual explanation to understand... and that took 15 years...
manifestcrackers
Looks like i have a new ritual
Zoomoth9000
As someone with OCD who has lots of silly habits and rituals of my own, I think this is completely insane and impractical.
thurmin
Okay, this amused me
Zobaken
I dunno, this one actually annoyed me. That won't look cute IRL, to be honest.
ReasonableConservative
When did Calvin become OCD?
MrAskani
ONE OF US ONE OF US!!
snarkface
I remember my wife asking why I do this...
LannistersSendTheirRetards
I never got the memo.
3spooks5me
I remember having this huge ass book in 5th grade with just crazy amounts of C&H stories.. I miss that book...
Tandom
You may have just started a new obsession in me.
ihazbraids
My husband insists that I do this. It has become habit!
MyWholeSkinIsDry
I violently stab my peanut butter. I hate seeing it so smooth...I have the opposite of OCD...whatever the fuck that is.
Maldraek
Never heard of this.
JackhossofWoodbridge
I do this too for the same reason.
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
I generally go in a circle, keeping the level even on all sides.
OptimisticDownvoteLover
I go out to in, swirl motion. Then flatten the center and sides.
StarrSmasherr
I do that with everything. That's how I eat ice cream, dip crackers in hummus or gaucamole. Literally everything I can I eat in the fashion
XLIILXIX
And here I thought I was he only one.
upboatsbedamned
One of us, one of us, one of us!
OmnibusLatinName
I'm impressed with your sense of order and neatness. How do you handle Skittles (or other colored/shaped candies)?
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
Sort them RGB style usually. Not an OCD, just find it amusing. Although the PB thing to me is more OCD for some reason.
Iminyourcrawlspace
Had a roommate that used to dip mushrooms in the peanut butter, was never saw him do it, but I would see it in the morning making a sandwich
LonelyBologna
HA HA!
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
How small was his dick? There's not mushroom in one of those jars.
OfAlltheUsernamesonImgurThisisOne
docbrown1955
You win the day.
FunkyKick
Certney
HypocriticalBastard
Oh. OH... NOPE!!!
MoooCow
wot
Cheeseweenie
Ew why would anyone eat mushrooms with peanut butter???
drunkbs
perrycRunner
The roommate put his penis (mushroom shaped top) into the peanut butter.
MimirBlue
This kills the joke.
karlbadmanners
I hate the taste of 'magic mushrooms' so I always used to put peanut butter all over them to eat em
DrewSf29
Exactly. Me too
Ohio
I thought this was the joke. I don't think I've had boomers with anything other than a peanut butter sandwich haha
KeeleonOhms
hyperkatt
Ok.. Reading all this... I get the joke. But not why? It seems like something that would be ungodly to clean up after....
KeeleonOhms
You probably only do it once.
Daymaster1
That's why you get a dog dude...
GodDamnItWhyDoIHaveToDoThisEveryTime
This person has the answer
KevinBaconsToasterOven
WithaChainedHorseDick
Totally off topic but holy fuck is that bad ass
MFfromHell
What is this strange obsession with cutting bread diagonally? This is an entirely unfamiliar concept where I come from.
jrb1165
Everything tastes better in triangles. Seriously.
Overjay2
Good for you. When I enchounter that I shudder very intensively to the core of my soul
imhoots
Are you one of those "Cut the bread and you cut the flavor" people I have heard of?
MFfromHell
What? That sounds even sillier than triangles tasting better.
RatedMostHated
I usually pour the milk and then add the cereal
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
You know who does that? A synth.
BubbaRunski
How do you reduce the splash? I go cereal first because it's a buffer to control the flow of milk.
Certney
I use cereal first to make sure I add the correct amount of milk.
pontiacgirl75
Not a bad idea @RatedMostHated since your cereal will never get soggy from the milk
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Especially if you only sprinkle a little bit of cereal in at a time
desertcooler
What the fuck is wrong with you?!?
RatedMostHated
When making a grilled cheese it is best to use a high powered microwave
wallmasterandfriends
When making steamed hams it's best to grill them in your oven.
NachoPete
You are awful. Keep it up!
droobieee
Challenge excepted.
Troliosis
Protip: warming up peanut butter can make the top flat again everytime
fantastapotamus
...but it won't be at the top of the jar. that's kind of the point.
tryhardtechy1169
my father does this and i don't get it.
StarlightBirb
TFXG3
Always upvote Calvin and Hobbs!
TheFriendliestGiant
I have never seen this Calvin and Hobbes before. I didn't think there were any left I was unfamiliar with. Delightful!
keleksbreath
I just bought my husband the complete box set for Christmas. He was ecstatic! I’ve never seen such childish joy from a full grown man before
mrgoto
Same .. but I also want to know if Calvin thinks he bread should be diagonal or not (?)
DrewSf29
Me as well. I'm sure I have read every C&H comic and this doesnt ring a bell at all
silverhands
Homocidal Jungle Cat. page 89.
ScaredSpitless
Me too! Obviously time for a refresh
actuallyAdoggo
*time for a 22nd refresh
AlexisWalker
Those are rookie numbers
MatthewJohnsona
Same
Metallica93
I still only have the two my dad gave me, but they're always great reads. I should look for more.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
If someone figures out where it is in the Complete C&H books, please post.
Ryucian222
There is one. But I have all of them in seperate books.
Morgoth117
Not sure where in the complete collection but it does appear in the homicidal psycho jungle cat book.
silverhands
It's in Homicidal Jungle Cat page 89, which was published right before his retirement, so I'd imagine it would be in the last one or two.
jSquar3
Should be around page 1037. April 1, 2, 3, 1993.
Mxlespxles
NZSheeps
Or just post the complete C&H books....
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
I got them from torrents a few years back
ittibittybooey
I have the complete C&H and have read it several times over. I've never seen this.
whatevsies
It's in there, I have seen it. Time to bring out the box! I always found it a bit on the heavy side though. Beautiful, but unwieldy.
ittibittybooey
Which page?
whatevsies
Found it. Part 3, page 209. July 18, 1993.
paintzapper
I'm glad that I am not the only one that does this. My wife thinks I am a dork and ruins it just to drive me nuts.
NachoPete
You might still be a dork though.
paintzapper
Without a doubt :)
Steel723
Ostomesto
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medsal15
Killersmail
housefriedricenoshrimp
Its3amAndImFeelingSaucy
I, on the other hand, have an irresistible OCD like urge to stir all the peanut butter. To be fair the stuff I get has oil on top.
astrangehop
They should catch up to um... ketchup and make peanut butter jars upside down. Way easier to stir when the dense stuff is at the jar lid.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Steel723
toasteheh
AlexisWalker
TheMentelgen
Kyorbi
Ah, I remember club penguin... Keep it going everyone, bring more nostalgia!
Steel723
Try to be better than this guy
Mxlespxles
... I don't understand how an upvote I've never seen before could feel so comfortable. So right. ... ... Nostalgia is a helluva drug...
Goodnewwseveryone
Upvooote
iamkarlpilkington
I'd love to get that image without the green arrow tho.. possible anyone?
Morgoth117
I put way to much work into this. Go Calvin and Hobbes. Crop on your own
iamkarlpilkington
Thanks so much
Morgoth117
Gimme a sec
Valarauko
iamkarlpilkington
Legend
Jeffjustgothere
I'm stealing this
Steel723
Mxlespxles
Steal723
Steel723
Naw, I like the classic better
McFluffySundae
When I eat Combos I lick up the excess cheese from the sides then chew off all the brown part of the pretzel before eating the remainder
SMODomite
Used to take all the peanut butter out of peanut butter crackers, roll in a ball and eat it, then stack the crackers and eat all at once
ArtoriasTheAbyssInvader
I do, too. I also eat all the chocolate off of the sides of Kit-Kat bars, then separate and eat the wafers individually.
Bigcurly2000
WTF I was literally typing an almost IDENTICAL response to this when I looked down and saw yours?! I was in deconstruction heaven when 1/2
Bigcurly2000
they brought out the KitKat Chunky. 2/2
ArtoriasTheAbyssInvader
I don't think I've ever seen a Kit Kat Chunky, but googling it, it looks identical to a Big Kat, so I would agree with you there lol. Now1/2
ArtoriasTheAbyssInvader
They're partially segmented, so easier to fuck up and break, but still worth it. I've never met anyone else who eats them like that lmao 2/2
McFluffySundae
That's just barbaric! :P
ArtoriasTheAbyssInvader
I dunno man, when I think of barbaric Kit-Kat eating, I think of those people who just take a straight up bite out of them lmao
McFluffySundae
That is just straight up sin 1000 puppies alive barbaric
ArtoriasTheAbyssInvader
You think 1,000 living puppies is a SIN?!?! Maybe our similarities stop at how we eat combos... Or maybe you forgot a "k" lol
unicorncentaur
I eat the crunchy bottom of Twix bars first, then eat the gooey, caramel top xD
ArtoriasTheAbyssInvader
That's pretty funny, cause I usually eat the caramel first, THEN the crunchy bar part. Thinking about it, I eat a lot of things kinda weird.
unicorncentaur
I'll have to give that a try one day. When I eat skittles, I line them up by color (blue, red, purple, etc.) and eat them in that order.
ArtoriasTheAbyssInvader
Same here! With all kinds of different colored candy though, not just Skittles. I switch up how I eat them, though. Sometimes it'll be (1/2)