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May 20, 2018 1:44 PM
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PerpetualFollower
Every tube you take, every thing you make, if you need a rake, just for cuteness' sake, I'll be watching you - dog probably.
Mytrashpanda101
No charge for slobber
SgtThunderfistMD
Store trains the dog to grab random expensive items on the way without you knowing.
yakarot
I’ll pass, I don’t want Dog saliva on my items
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SpammersAreScum
"Gentle-like. See, Larrimore?" http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4g7jwm at 1:00.
CliveWarren81
Worth it
CarlosSpicyweiner
I wonder if they have a high return rate? Buy a bunch of stuff, return it the next day, repeat...just to see the dog
corbynDallas
That looks just like my dog, except mine just steals socks and underwear. The dirtier the better!
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Yours is trying to put together a shame album for you.
Peynus
Funny, when I do that, I'm also called a 'dog'... Funny the way the world works
random34567
Why does the rack say shitheadsteve ?
ltcwheatex
Why not?
Corona688
slightly hidden watermark
baronthompson
Because Steve’s a shithead.
crowkiller06
Fucking Steve!
RepublicofTexa
"It's pronounced Sha Thee ed, ass"
covenguy90
Universe isn't a measure of time
hughjanus2nd
Shut the fuck up you sack of shit
metalfoto
jenileabedelia
Time is an illusion
questionableanswers
Time is a measurable quantity in which sequentially occuring events proceed.
YoudSwearImAVirgin
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint (1/2)
YoudSwearImAVirgin
it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff. (2/2)
ChaoSoldier1986
But googlplex is
LivingCactus
Employee of the Earth, right here.
DominusNox
Um we all work here
LivingCactus
Employee of the Grand Canyon right here.
mavi222
Is mayonnaise a measure of time?
Fir3will
Still made sense
Ikaris42
In 13 Parsecs then jeez
Greytrek90
This boy's goodness transcends all time. Obviously.
corbynDallas
Doesn't need to be, could also be
MountainYankee
Thank you Lord Adorable.
terminatorlx3
Spacetime. GFY.
LordDeSeis
They don't call it the spacetime continuum for nothing!!
justahumanonline
pff....what, are you gonna next tell me that a parsec isn't a measurement of distance?
EetWontFlush
They never said it was meant to be a time span, but saying that it’s the best employee in the universe
mksu
You can't just arbitrarily break the format, There are rules, dammit.
Pyntas
covenguy90
Employee of the galactic year.
thedunadain
The universe is not everlasting so the question is when the universe ends will time end? I’d say no, therefore the universe could be a 1/2
thedunadain
Measure of time in that it is the length of the existence of one universe. Therefore it is a measurement just one we can’t comprehend 2/2
getadogupya
Employee of the light year?
MrMineHeads
PedestrianElectrobastard
https://pm1.narvii.com/6125/0dbd3d812e5638b3f695b5b3ad2c30ad442523f8_hq.jpg
Hjulle
DepressiousOverwhelmous
Yes.
obsoleteattribute
LeapingAChasmInTwoJumps
Employee of the parsecs?
GayPepeFrog666
Still not a measure of time, that's a measure of distance. How far light can travel in a year.
MeikyouShisui
Wasn't that the joke?
GayPepeFrog666
I don't know if it's a joke or if it's serious but a lot of people think it's a measure of time because of the word "year"
MeikyouShisui
Yep, I know, gets on my nerves too.
covenguy90
So you mean a year?
theyregooddogsbrant
A year but lighter, like 9 months or something. It's a scientific term.
covenguy90
Oh. You got me. Kudos. Good troll.
covenguy90
No a lightyear is a measure of distance. It means the distance light travels in one year if uninhibited.
Cedar345
thanks neil
goodolstuff
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