MerchantOfMercy
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Oct 15, 2017 7:10 AM
MerchantOfMercy
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TheGreyReality
i loved when he tried a mint strip. "it's shit. it fucking disappeared."
Therunningbalcony
Who is this guy?
Merlinpa
Remenber this. Every time a rock star dies, Ozzy Osbourne and Keith Richards experience the Quickening.
Amazingamandaaaaa
I miss this show so much it hurts.
DarthMorgoth
You guys/gals should read his book. It's equally hilarious, crazy and sad. https://www.amazon.com/I-Am-Ozzy-Osbourne/dp/0446569909
JoshCam244
Sharon! Sharon! Where's my bloody cup of tea?
liverstoner
Relevant: https://youtu.be/8m2nfk5jCOI?t=18s
Mortimer2000
PetersPaincakes
Confused and annoyed
4noku
Anyone remember that online game you could play of them? I distinctly remember being able to throw ham over the wall.
lickthismiff
I still pick up pieces of ham when shopping and say 'this is a sculpture of his wife's cunt'. No one ever gets it. Or shops with me anymore.
thedissident
While on tour, Tommy Lee once witnessed a drunk, naked Ozzie smearing his own feces on the walls of his hotel room.
DYLZAL
Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind?
TacocatForwardsIsTacocat
Can he walk at all?
Ghobe
Crazy~! But that's how it goes~
ReallyGoodBee
"FBI goes in new direction in War On Drugs, recruits Ozzy Osbourne, Steve Tyler, Little Wayne to do all the drugs in Mexico."
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
If only Hunter S. Thompson were still alive, he'd outdo all of them combined and then ask for seconds.
TurtIeproof
Every day at work. A coworker is having a crisis, too: "I'm not even real anymore, man. I think I died and working here is my hell."
mojo69
General's gathered in their masses
NotAnIroningBoard
This was the only/last reality tv show that mattered.
WhataboutBobWiley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5vMbBLPBFM
HankyDaddy
It was really interesting and not too much of that TLC vibe
NotAnIroningBoard
It didn't come across as scripted as things are now. I'm assuming it was scripted to a point though.
HankyDaddy
You're right, producers and directors always plays their parts.
JHawke
Three times he was supposed to play at a concert I paid for, three times he was "sick". Never going to bother again.
Lythar
That's unfortunate, man, I saw him at Louder Than Life two weeks ago. Man was... not all there, sadly.
ReallyFastSloth
SHARON!!!
spuderman
I'M SO CONFUUUUUSED
Arliem
Scientists wanted to do a study to find out how Ozzy survived that much drug and alcohol abuse.
Arliem
Ozzy suggested that Keith Richards did more drugs and alcohol than everyone in Black Sabbath put together and he would be a better study.
Magicmat
I met Ozzy once, he seems just as confused in real life as on the show. It is definitely not an act lol
xxjabberwocky
He's a regular customer where I work. Super out of it all the time but very nice. Called himself senile cuz he forgot Richard Pryor was dead
Magicmat
He wasn't at all nice to us, so you are lucky
xxjabberwocky
Oh no! Sorry to hear that. I've met him 4 or 5 times at this point and he's always been nice. Definitely not all there though
Magicmat
It taught me the old adage 'never meet your heroes can be true. Was big fan before but lost interest after actually meeting him
xxjabberwocky
Oh yeah I've definitely experienced that. It's such a bummer
Someoneisinmyhead
He once snorted a line of ants, and that was at an anti drug benefit concert in Moscow. Boy is not all there.
itsnotthatbad21
But he has the voice of a god
LurkyMcLurker
You're wrong. It was an ant drug benefit. Big difference.
whalehungjury
As a dad, I chuckled, and will make this a dad joke somehow.
CookieAddiction
He puts the "ant" in anti drug awareness
BobaFettBobaFettWhere
Ozzy did it when they were dead—kid tried to mimic him with live fire ants; died when they stung him and his air path closed. True story.
magicpocket
Airway
CadeII
What a fuckin idiot
Shallowell
To be fair, it wasn't an anti-ant concert. He wasn't doing anything wrong
Taur622
Ant-i drugs.
robotwhatsit
And his own piss just before the ants,read the motley Crüe biography it's crazy
TheBitSlinger
He is several fries short of a happy meal, and most of what he has are spilled in the bag.
toffeli
https://slm-assets0.secondlife.com/assets/7162460/lightbox/wacko.jpg?1360793068
Maraak
hWACKO!
Someoneisinmyhead
But those are the best fries.
TheBitSlinger
"Baglers"
Buckbeak1486
They go great with sweetened iced tea.
TCGView
Ozzy has admitted the problems he has now are because of his heavy drug and alcohol use from earlier in his career.
Therunningbalcony
What network do you work for?
WilliamShatinher
Also, water is wet.
rockatron5000
No shit.
LikeTheGuardianButForReal
Mildshock.gif
MantisTobagganMD
I am shocked. SHOCKED! Well not that shocked.
DickDastardly404
And the crowd presumably lost their shit at that revelation
gsmdo
No one had considered that before he said it...
skincancerisfun
Are you really going to trust the diagnostic skills of a man like this?
underlord2132
The fact he's alive at all is a miracle.
foriambill
THIS JUST IN!
ChuckWeiss
When the bombs drop, it'll be him, Keith, and bugs.
BananabalNectar
Keith Richards is the only guy who could get a high off anthrax