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That smirk, though
Jun 11, 2018 9:05 PM
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That smirk, though
Maldraek
like potentially most women's vaginas
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
If da uterus be clatterin', I be scatterin'
pointlessArgument
I don't understand the joke, could someone explain it to me please?
NotIrony
vagine warm, he penis inside vagine
OuroborosX
He fucks all the supermodels. Their vaginas are warm inside.
Chickenboots
I'm not sure "clattering" would be the best sound to describe a stampede of uteruses, but it does create a frightening mental image
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
BFF’s roomate’s boyfriend allegedly lived with him for a bit because he was a contractor. Said he had a revolving door of dudes every nite
Dionysus187
I hope this is fake otherwise the hypocrisy is fucking intense.
Dionysus187
And now like a mans engorged penis, lets give scarlett johansson a standing ovation *instant riot, male presenter forced to quit everything*
CyberJackalope
JIMMY FALLON: "And now, like an olympian's dick, let's all stand for Kate Winslet." (Probably wouldn't have gone over as well.)
shoe47
Warm
observationalist
Bitter old harpies have it out for Leo, who's just out there living his best life
Rodvitner
Now let's make a similar joke about an actress : )))))))))))
Dionysus187
And now like a mans engorged penis, lets give scarlett johansson a standing ovation *instant riot, male presenter forced to quit everything*
Rodvitner
You get it.
illegalacorn
oh man I sure do love 03 fps shitgifs
ComeOnNSlam
stampeding uteruses? is that anything like galloping abs?
ImgurOppressesMe
Probably just gotten in from a global warming prevention speech using his private jet.
spacecadet103
Haha yea, fuck that guy for trying to raise awareness
SnugglesaurusRex
cynicism is just as unrealistic a worldview as blind optimism.
PitWolf87
Yes except cynicism is usually based on experiences ot facts about the world and blind optimism is based on stupidity.
DampsockstheWarlock
+1 for perfectly disturbing title
kruug
I thought sexual harassment was frowned upon...
Dionysus187
And now like a mans engorged penis, lets give scarlett johansen a standing ovation *instant riot*
agnes1senga
A few years back, a friend of my brother (whom I’d met some times; really sweet and kind girl) was invited to Leo’s yacht 1/?
agnes1senga
By a friend of hers who worked as a model at the time. All things were enclosed, and when they arrived, they were met by like 20 other 2/?
agnes1senga
(were included* sorry) models. They stayed there for 2 weeks, never saw him. Apparently he just wanted to splurge his money on them 3/?
ThatFoodTruckGuy
I guess playing Gatsby wore off on him a bit then.
agnes1senga
And make sure they had an amazing holiday at his expanse. Always thought he seemed like a cool guy 4/4
CometBoy
Ya but he's cool to them only if they're hot
imbitteraboutit
I mean, he can afford to be that way. That's the difference. The rest of us HAVE to be nice to normal people. Cause we're ugly and poor.
justthoughtyousholdknow
Is this a joke that he only dates models 25 and younger. My female friends and I call 26+ the Past Leo Dating years.
imbitteraboutit
It's true from what anyone can tell...
maholt
Google supermodel's vagina. Was not disappointed.
DickDastardly404
It’s entirely references to this event at the globes
missdeavine
im scared
doobiedoobop
I legit LOLed at this.
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maholt
For image searches, of a scientific nature, you must try Bing. Open two tabs one Google images the other Bing images and compare. LMK
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
*also does that*