Jan 22, 2018 6:03 PM
alexrego27
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Boatsntoes
Try it out...
myspoonistoobig
My company's mobile app is called DP Everywhere. I'm the only one there who finds it hilarious
AnythingYouCanChurnICanChurnButter
1400 FT-LBS OF NUT-BUSTING POWAAAAA!
PraiseTitties
We bought some big ass fans from a company who called their line of ridiculously large fans Big Ass Fans....lol
emkev
When she give you that 1400 foot-pound torque:
Cthulhuonabike
As someone who works in construction, construction workers are just big children
malaph
I think you misunderstand the sort of people who buy impact drivers - we think this is hilarious, not an error.
Shoot I think it's funny! I sell the damn things, I'm fully aware of the folks who buy them
shoe47
Fuck you OP, you don’t know what your talking about
SeaBass88
They knew exactly what they were doing
scroll142
Because, that tool is literally a nut buster. For breaking down machinery.
JGard18
I have that gun. It's amazing
cbale2000
It's a Milwaukee, the caption is appropriate.
miker30
I was impressed with the 1400 pounds lol
Barkinsons
Why does foot-pounds sound so silly
Snotty128
Because when you take an arbitrary unit and compare it with another arbitrary unit, then things start to get silly
414empty
My ex works at Milwaukee tool...they don’t have the best judgement of character...
IwannaC12
Remember... U picked him also. So what does that say about your judgement??
TheQuintessentialGamer
I just bought one and love busting nuts with it at work
69thStPepper
What else would you use power tools for?
ZanarkandAbes
Dildos.
commentsectiontrafficcop
Dilz-alls and drill-dos.
GuW69
In Swedish a nut is called "mutter", so we just call them mutter fuckers
tzxAzrael
this is 324456x more funny. :D
Drrck
Hella skookum
ballalaika
Skookum as frig!
DrewF650GS
Good catch. Should be pound-feet. Foot-pounds in the unit for energy. Pound-feet is the unit for torque (work).
valen00
marketing team knows what a double entendre is and would like to get paid
Jhonny0darko
That’s exactly the marketing that will sell this to the people who use them regularly
ChloeRed
Like a glue you get in sealant tubes here in the UK. Name? "Sticks like sh*t". Knowing your market.
Is shit a good adhesive in the uk?
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
You ever had a shit sandwich? Once the bread is placed it wont come off
Try getting it off your shoe after stepping in it? :)
Rverence
A 1” pneumatic wrench on max torque with reducers on it to shear 1/2” bolts rather than undo them (after operators paint the threads) ftw
Branmaster4
I have that set. Worth every penny.
SanSamis
It takes torque to bust a sticky nut.
spug3t
Because of this (NSFW) https://imgur.com/gJbH7pF
What. The. Fuck.
Horse castration.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Ft-lbs? Fttlbsts? Ffffdppphhllbthd?
GreenYawgmoth
that's what using one of these sounds like, yes.
GGCrono
They know exactly what they did, and we're giving them free advertising because of it. Well played, marketing team.
yellowtoolboxblackbag
That, and OP hasn't seen all the available attachments yet.
SeasonedCitizen
How can that tool be 1400 ft/lbs? My Snap On MG725 air impact only goes 800 ft/lbs.
whatsisname
"Up to". Probably the same way shop vacs have "peak" 5 HP
Bob570
Because they're much better than Snap-On.
shiyal
We still have an old corded model on the shelf next to this. Only 300 lbft vs 1400. That SOB will break wheel studs off like nothing else.
Milwaukee top-of-the-line brushless Fuel series homie
1. It's electric so it has full torque instantly and it can deliver 2x impacts per minute. 2. Milwaukee's # probably isn't "working torque."
I suspect they are actually very comparable in performance. Your pneumatic Snap-On may even outperform the Milwaukee in working conditions.
SkepticalFriend
I have this drill and have used it to take tracks off of Cat D6s like nothing, great for taking lattice towers down too.
clydeman420
I have the M18 cordless drill set. That thing will break your wrist if you’re not careful. Insane power
bbirbb
MG725 is something like 1300 breakaway torque/800 working.
DTRJDev
Is your air impact 3/8" or 1/2". 1/2" will always have more breakaway torque than a 3/8" due to the additional leverage and mass from center
And remember that breakaway torque is severely different from tightening torque. My Matco 1/2" air impact has something like 1/2
1400 ft/lbs breakaway torque, but only like 265 ft/lbs tightening.
MerToo
How is your wrist taking 800ft/lbs anyway?
toddthewee
We have the bigger version of that unit at work, I brace it against my leg otherwise it'll rip right out of my hand at max setting.
tlkjake
Milwaukee is allowed to say whatever they want. Damn good tools.
xanthio
I have that impact. It's fantastic.
GreenFox
AVE assessment of Milfuckye: https://youtu.be/7xETiL_spsQ
Tampaps4
Got the m18 impact and hammer drill going strong after 4 years
Hammertulski
"Screws better than anything else near your belt." "Well shit, now I HAVE to buy that."
HellomynameisSatan
Calm down.
Canofminus
it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."
BurtTurglar
AgentSmithFan
Does this guy know how to party or what!?
P7M8
used to be. chinese now
Lobuttomize
Only utility knives that have a clip that won't fall off
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
Especially on these impact tools. Holy shit, got one for my birthday, i can strip/shear a bolt in half the time!
All jokes aside these things are fantastic and save a ton of trouble and time. But get the friction ring, screw pin detent garbage.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Milwaukee is ok for the home game, if you need really good stuff for work you'll have to shell out the big $$ for Snap-on or Ingersol Rand.
AmaZeDz
Shit, our tool room at work is all milwaukee, and we work on airplanes...
Toderdj
No way dude. Milwaukee outperforms both, and is cheaper than snap on and more convenient than IR.
Boatsntoes
Try it out...
myspoonistoobig
My company's mobile app is called DP Everywhere. I'm the only one there who finds it hilarious
AnythingYouCanChurnICanChurnButter
1400 FT-LBS OF NUT-BUSTING POWAAAAA!
PraiseTitties
We bought some big ass fans from a company who called their line of ridiculously large fans Big Ass Fans....lol
emkev
When she give you that 1400 foot-pound torque:
Cthulhuonabike
As someone who works in construction, construction workers are just big children
malaph
I think you misunderstand the sort of people who buy impact drivers - we think this is hilarious, not an error.
alexrego27
Shoot I think it's funny! I sell the damn things, I'm fully aware of the folks who buy them
shoe47
Fuck you OP, you don’t know what your talking about
SeaBass88
They knew exactly what they were doing
scroll142
Because, that tool is literally a nut buster. For breaking down machinery.
JGard18
I have that gun. It's amazing
cbale2000
It's a Milwaukee, the caption is appropriate.
miker30
I was impressed with the 1400 pounds lol
Barkinsons
Why does foot-pounds sound so silly
Snotty128
Because when you take an arbitrary unit and compare it with another arbitrary unit, then things start to get silly
414empty
My ex works at Milwaukee tool...they don’t have the best judgement of character...
IwannaC12
Remember... U picked him also. So what does that say about your judgement??
TheQuintessentialGamer
I just bought one and love busting nuts with it at work
69thStPepper
What else would you use power tools for?
ZanarkandAbes
Dildos.
commentsectiontrafficcop
Dilz-alls and drill-dos.
GuW69
In Swedish a nut is called "mutter", so we just call them mutter fuckers
tzxAzrael
this is 324456x more funny. :D
Drrck
Hella skookum
ballalaika
Skookum as frig!
DrewF650GS
Good catch. Should be pound-feet. Foot-pounds in the unit for energy. Pound-feet is the unit for torque (work).
valen00
marketing team knows what a double entendre is and would like to get paid
Jhonny0darko
That’s exactly the marketing that will sell this to the people who use them regularly
ChloeRed
Like a glue you get in sealant tubes here in the UK. Name? "Sticks like sh*t". Knowing your market.
Jhonny0darko
Is shit a good adhesive in the uk?
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
You ever had a shit sandwich? Once the bread is placed it wont come off
ChloeRed
Try getting it off your shoe after stepping in it? :)
Rverence
A 1” pneumatic wrench on max torque with reducers on it to shear 1/2” bolts rather than undo them (after operators paint the threads) ftw
Branmaster4
I have that set. Worth every penny.
SanSamis
It takes torque to bust a sticky nut.
spug3t
Because of this (NSFW) https://imgur.com/gJbH7pF
alexrego27
What. The. Fuck.
spug3t
Horse castration.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Ft-lbs? Fttlbsts? Ffffdppphhllbthd?
GreenYawgmoth
that's what using one of these sounds like, yes.
GGCrono
They know exactly what they did, and we're giving them free advertising because of it. Well played, marketing team.
yellowtoolboxblackbag
That, and OP hasn't seen all the available attachments yet.
SeasonedCitizen
How can that tool be 1400 ft/lbs? My Snap On MG725 air impact only goes 800 ft/lbs.
whatsisname
"Up to". Probably the same way shop vacs have "peak" 5 HP
Bob570
Because they're much better than Snap-On.
shiyal
We still have an old corded model on the shelf next to this. Only 300 lbft vs 1400. That SOB will break wheel studs off like nothing else.
alexrego27
Milwaukee top-of-the-line brushless Fuel series homie
DrewF650GS
1. It's electric so it has full torque instantly and it can deliver 2x impacts per minute. 2. Milwaukee's # probably isn't "working torque."
DrewF650GS
I suspect they are actually very comparable in performance. Your pneumatic Snap-On may even outperform the Milwaukee in working conditions.
SkepticalFriend
I have this drill and have used it to take tracks off of Cat D6s like nothing, great for taking lattice towers down too.
clydeman420
I have the M18 cordless drill set. That thing will break your wrist if you’re not careful. Insane power
bbirbb
MG725 is something like 1300 breakaway torque/800 working.
DTRJDev
Is your air impact 3/8" or 1/2". 1/2" will always have more breakaway torque than a 3/8" due to the additional leverage and mass from center
DTRJDev
And remember that breakaway torque is severely different from tightening torque. My Matco 1/2" air impact has something like 1/2
DTRJDev
1400 ft/lbs breakaway torque, but only like 265 ft/lbs tightening.
MerToo
How is your wrist taking 800ft/lbs anyway?
toddthewee
We have the bigger version of that unit at work, I brace it against my leg otherwise it'll rip right out of my hand at max setting.
tlkjake
Milwaukee is allowed to say whatever they want. Damn good tools.
xanthio
I have that impact. It's fantastic.
GreenFox
AVE assessment of Milfuckye: https://youtu.be/7xETiL_spsQ
Tampaps4
Got the m18 impact and hammer drill going strong after 4 years
Hammertulski
"Screws better than anything else near your belt." "Well shit, now I HAVE to buy that."
HellomynameisSatan
Calm down.
Canofminus
it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."
BurtTurglar
AgentSmithFan
Does this guy know how to party or what!?
P7M8
used to be. chinese now
Lobuttomize
Only utility knives that have a clip that won't fall off
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
Especially on these impact tools. Holy shit, got one for my birthday, i can strip/shear a bolt in half the time!
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
All jokes aside these things are fantastic and save a ton of trouble and time. But get the friction ring, screw pin detent garbage.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Milwaukee is ok for the home game, if you need really good stuff for work you'll have to shell out the big $$ for Snap-on or Ingersol Rand.
AmaZeDz
Shit, our tool room at work is all milwaukee, and we work on airplanes...
Toderdj
No way dude. Milwaukee outperforms both, and is cheaper than snap on and more convenient than IR.