LastThoughtsOnWoodyGuthrie
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Jun 27, 2019 5:44 AM
LastThoughtsOnWoodyGuthrie
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Badbuck
A literal dogpile.
malachilenomade
The new band: 5 Dog Night! With songs "Mama Told To Piss Off" & "A Modern Day Love Song."
toomanyfishtanks
When you can actually smell a meme
wabitgirl
Someone drew this as a couple of amazons smothering a little dude in bed. It was a pretty wonderful drawing.
cubicleinmate
Like when bees cover wasps and bake / smother it.
cobragrunt
Warm, Soft, and the slight smell of urine? Probably.
OldmanErts101
Five dog night
FoundInFarAwayPlaces
zZigZagZz
That would be my Valhalla
Jakethesnake357
Let the sneezing commence
PuffyShrimp
The metric tons of fur that must be riddling that house xD
OneLetter
Well boys, that’s it. Right there. The happiest place on Earth.
Atlinfahl
He would die if someone rang the doorbell
BrowseBrowseBrowse
What kind of couch is that?
CableHack
No, it's Iowa
HornoTostador
5 dogs! Ah ah ah!
k98aj01
MotoWilliams
Four Dog Night
blooddiamond101
I'd get very claustrophobic.
Britishgouch
Has to smell like bad cheese
zippydoo
Ugh that’s what I thought
RoovyRoo
This is what internet people forget, dogs (especially goldens) don't smell like strawberries
azulgojira
So TURE!! Golden’s do get super stinky! That’s why ours are groomed monthly.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
I want this for my ex. I want her to experience this.
somethingmeaningfultosomeoneatsomepointintime
Allergies?
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Yes
Messiahges
I hope my ex findfinds someone or something so they'll leave me alone. Honestly.
thatonenerdyguy
Idk, maybe they just broke up on actual good terms?
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Nope it's allergies
Darkspire
lol
guyanesebro420
jrs5ive
summershank
lol
witheredspoon
Gotta be 50 degrees in that room.
MrBig
CommissarFuklaw
Well, it's 5 dogrees, whichhas a 10 to 1 conversion rate to degrees C, so that checks out.
smally1986
That's 50°c for you yanks, which is fucken hot! 122°f to be exact because I know how lazy yanks are when it comes to googling conversions.
OmnibusLatinName
Simultaneous thoughts of: Aussies brag about 40°C being hot, it must be insufferable in there and it'd have to be 50°F for me to want that
Raggaegimli
Ya know what? You're right, I saw it in centigrade and was like "whatever thats proly hot"
sugarmamaofcats
Were not all lazy and dumb as fuck. I didn't say I wasn't, just not all of us.
smally1986
We're*
sugarmamaofcats
Does correcting my grammar make you feel superior?
smally1986
No, but I appreciate when someone else corrects me, I'm not trying to be an asshole.
LoveShovel
Oi, do you have a license for that sass?
boevis
We are perfectly capable of doing *9/5+32
Sluttymaxwells
smally1986
You are literally the first yank I have ever met that doesn't say something like "what's that in freedom units?"
MrBig
...oof. Wow did that bomb. You honestly should be hit with the snare drum that joke came with.
smally1986
Wasn't meant as a joke, it's a fact and the fact it was downvoted just proves more yanks use imgur than anyone else and the truth hurts.
boevis
I'm obligated to remind you that we've been on the moon
smally1986
I'm obligated to remind you that NASA uses the metric system
ticktockbent
Most of them probably avoid you because you call them yanks.
smally1986
Oh shit did I offend you with a word? Poor diddums.
CatatonicCowMoo
Why yanks, though? That's a term for northeasterners. There's a whole rest of the country here.
smally1986
It's a term of endearment, much the way we call brits poms, we mean no offence.
CatatonicCowMoo
Huh. Never heard that either. I'm obviously so worldly.
smally1986
Pom or pome stands for prisoner of modern England. Yank after Yankee comes from the US civil war. We're Australian, we like shortening 1/2