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Nov 11, 2017 3:42 PM
Perfeccion88
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thomar524
Contrary to popular belief, this, in fact, is not a dog.
KristusApollo
It's a NOPE dog
HawsePiper
The magical octopus has come to give you a quest
Ceroeurista
Clearly a Dogtopus
ProfessorMatt
Octopupper.
TheMoogStoleMyToffees
Sea NOPE.
IcyHot1
That’s an eight legged puss
ProfessorMatt
A "pusspuss".
ipickupheavythings
look at those clear waters!!!!!
HelloThereGeneralKenobee
That's not a dog, that's a death eater
aFleaByte
CptRobotNinja
Teehee
lurklurkingmclurk
Hentus aquaticus
SCHWARZENPECKER
The best bork bork
SexuallyAttractedtoGoofy
its a Japanese porn star
HateClub
Underrated comment lol
SexuallyAttractedtoGoofy
Thanks I tried
Alahrek
Oh yes, spread your legs!
FriendlyGodlessHippie
Cthulhu fhtagn
BrownPeterGriffin
Dementors!!
PhoenixMelee
I think your dog has autism
elhopaness
octism*
Brandy321
it's a K-8
writteninchalk
Hug it
allthediodes
Octodog wants for butt nuzzles
Tkfull
Is that an octopus or a squid? What’s the difference? If nobody wants to have a conversation I can google it, I suppose.
sowasvonsowas
Octopus. 8 tentacles. Squids have 10 and they're positioned differently. Also, http://lmgtfy.com/
Kidsplayingwithawoodenduck
It looks so free..
TimeWastedThinkingOfUsernamesThatAreAlreadyTaken
Is that one of them underwater face huggers?
RexSilverback
HAIL HYDRA!
Flannels
tentadog
h0tdoglatte
thats a turtle.
kepattRunner
Nooo. That’s a squirrel.
DeakVanNyke
Perfeccion88
Ah ok!
Krympehl
you can pet them, especially when they display themselves like that.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
largest octopus species
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
i meant to google that i am not a smart man
neutrik
You have to admit it's quite majestic.
wilima
Dogtopus.
Maticus5isalive
....ball sack with legs.... Soooo majestic.
sweetnaivety
everything looks majectic underwater..
LysanderTavish
alright, but you have to admit something too.
neutrik
I admit.
ChilledOutEntertainer
I sexually identity as a pair of curtains.
tornik
This is a Japanese beach, right?
iAmKiNg777
He'll nah, that shit would have got eaten
GitRightStik
I hope. *grabs lotion*
dreikommavierzehn
don't cheap out on the lotion, the radiation is quite a burn there
ipumpyourdad
Huggitt17
Saw that going differently in my mind
AlrightIGiveIn
NEVER TRUST ANYTHING WITH AN OVIPOSITOR.
Zhorhammer
I don't know what kind of cartoons you've been watching, but octopi don't have ovipositors!
AlrightIGiveIn
It's a quote from Questionable Content. But for some reason, it jumps into my head whenever these creepy fuckers show up.
Zhorhammer
Ooh, I see!
Zhorhammer
Did you know an octopus brain is shaped like a donut around the digestive track? Swallowing something too big can give it brain damage.
AlrightIGiveIn
Yay facts! Did you know the grammatically-correct plural of "octopus" is "octopodes"? :D
Zhorhammer
Always learn something new! I thought it was 'octopi'. Did you know that most octopi lay thousands of eggs only to die after the eggs hatch?
amiPiAnimal
they are smart. they are predators. if he comes to you, he has a plan. run.
EricFromAccounts
No no, to stop the nightmare monster, THIS TIME you turn, and you face him, and yell "Go away! Go away!" Just like that. Easy peasy.
CptRobotNinja
Bitch maybe I got a plan too!
muckfichigan
Takoyaki?
CptRobotNinja
I dont know what that means
Steeveeo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takoyaki
CptRobotNinja
Ah. Thank you
uebermacht
I don't think they are dumb enough to attack people that close to the. Not sure if they attack people at all
uebermacht
*that close to the Beach
ScienceIsntAboutWhyItsAboutWhyNot
I think this one is thanking the humans filming it. They rescued it when they found it being stuck on the beach
plumbuss
Eisenzahne
Reminds me of a korean dish.
flamecoloredskies
Yum
shadepixie
FYI: it is dead. The sodium in the sauce does something to the nerves that makes it move.
SBSP129
Still be bizarre to eat
FosterFox
Thank you for the clarification, I felt bad
SarahPlsz
Sodium in the sauce causes the latent energy in the muscles to be used. Only works in REALLY freshly dead things.
shadepixie
Thanks for the more scientific explanation!
wigglybiggly
Exactly
CheerfulSquidward
Poor buddy....
howarethefirstfewbitestastingtonight
aninvisiblemaniac
this guy is actually sun bathing
ShirouBlue
So, he's preying the sun?? Amazing predator.
DatWeezil
If he really was a smart predator, he'd attack the sun at night.
aninvisiblemaniac
his plan is to slowly drain the UV from it
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Maybe it wants pets.
1mm86
Or children
OneShot510
TentacleHentai.gif
WeolB
children as pets....
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
or to pet children!
Thebeerbringeracomin
Or jsut pick it and throw it as fast and as strong as you can against the nearest rock
grantavius
WTF? It's just a sea creature, a fairly harmless, intelligent sea creature.
InappropriateObservation
It is faster and its tentacles are stronger than you seem to realise
Thebeerbringeracomin
I pretty know what i do in the summer, so take your inappropriate observation somewhere else
CptRobotNinja
You seem charming