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Simba ain't a smart guy but he's still cute
Cake say submission.
Feb 18, 2017 1:21 AM
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Cake say submission.
XXXRVIKINGMLG
And here I was, all ready to whine about how they had to make Simba black in the modern adaptation to be PC.
MeepyMcMeepMeep
Rofl, I was a little annoyed that you called a panther "Simba", then the camera panned. :D
BrianTheImpaler
And I quote "oh ho ho ho ho. That's God damned adorable" I now hand over my last remaining man card.
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
"Wait, he cheated!"
uihfjg
tag a friend and don't say anything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7jAPcZOyMM
SidewaysPedro
"Yeah, well wait til I DO get up there and we'll see what happens, funny guy" - Lion probably
Allworknoplay82
"Sorry i ruined your black panther party."
SexualConsent
Pfffftt, blondes!
nanobot101
No teleporting cheater!
Butterlickmuffinass
I am sure he is smart in his own way!
Fingerbob73
Felt like I was looking at my career path next to everyone else's.
MissedShots
At first I was like "WHY THE **** DID THEY NAME A PANTHER SIMBA!?" and then I was like "oh...."
SonOfIris
SCAR ,BROTHER, HELP ME
BGonz
that's a cute death ball
ExtraRains
For fucks sake STOP OWNING WILD CATS AND TREATING THEM AS PETS
imrizzy
Omg that is a beautiful black cat
Uberdude100
He seems kinda smar......ohhhhhhhhh
TonyStarkWantsOne
Bagheera, help me brother!
GoFigureItsANiggur
Awwwwwww
FortunateHive
Btw I'm pretty sure this is from black jaguar white tiger if anyone's interested
Ranger309
Why would you name a panther Simba.... Oh, there he is.
Plauze123go
The German panther tank was designed to be lighter and more agilen than the lion or tiger tank
rseraiva
BAGHEERAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Yinyang107
I dunno, he seems pretty smart t- oh.
littleman00
I read this as my eyes watched the gif. It was like following along to live commentary
ojp1977
right there with you, haha
InnocuousCat
Exactly my thoughts!
theyaregooddogsbront
For me it was "that's not even a lion- oh.."
scnottaken
Thunder cats ho!
link117318
Why cant we switch cats for baby lions as pets
KevorkianScarf
Almost verbatim from me. Except I had the "well that's looks like a panther" bit
nubs0112
Bagheera
shanalbeads
Dude the lion is the dumb one.
nubs0112
I was pointing out the black one though. It has nothing to do with that.
MarylandViking
Thank you
MissStoHelit
+1 for my favorite childhood character.
nubs0112
That's my cats name.
MissStoHelit
Mine too! (Until he died :-( Now we have a have a big black cat named Taggerung from The Redwall Series)
imreallyjusthereforthecats
ABanana4Scale
I bet the other one is called brent
mikeybott
What did the cake say?
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
"Eat me, oh yeah, that's the spot, lick me where it tastes good, keep going, don't stop..." ?
JavertIsWatchingUs
"Inquisition"
pikmints
"Ah! Why would you do this! I have a wife and family! Tell my children I love them!"
PoopertonUnit
Nothing you idiot it's locked in my basement.
TheDudeSkywalker
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Chronocases
Underrated comment lol
Sylviastout
Lolol, exactly
Rikkom
"I am the only truth" but sadly... it was not but a lie...
Rikkom
Naught* these small character allowances have tamed me!
iscasaci
Untrue. The cake exists.
Rikkom
Nice try Glados, but I won't fall for that again
iscasaci
Guess you didn't know then. One of the cores dropped upon battling her rants through the recipe =P
MachineGunJeanMaurice
Panthers are climbers, lions aren't. Biology is strong.
TracyAllenParks
as an person who is owned by a house panther, I can verify that this is true. hang on, I got to get Ghost off the fridge again
John12093487456
and that's why Mufasa is dead.
MachineGunJeanMaurice
Too soon, man.
DAngeloAngelo
Underrated comment
WellNowWaitaMinute
"Biology is strong."
Sarcastic1Ups
Although they can jump 20 some-odd feet
CorHorizon
Leap. They can leap 36 feet. Haven't you ever seen the image of a lion jumping on a pack of giraffes from the sky. Its on imgur somewhere...
HerelnDuckburg
Also lions will only "swipe" at a challenger while maintaining a 3 point stance with the ground. Tigers will pounce. Lions are overrated imo
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quitch
Yup. They'll have the capability. But probably not the desire, given his likely status as a member of the pack.
SwerdandScild
I've heard lions can jump 36ft
tehzpoon
Heh heh heh heh
TwoCheese
LEAP
1998MulanSzechuanSauce
No, I'm pretty sure I read jump. I live in constant fear of, essentially, flying lions.
aselleus
Although I don't think lions encounter many slides in the wild
TeamKillingFuckTard
They're on the east side of the Serengeti
aselleus
Ah yes, the east slide. The west slide is the one panthers can climb
Paracelsush
Why did the lion cross the savannah? To get to the other slide!
zenarxy
This is too much of a dad joke to not be upvoted to the heavens.
Flyndaran
Panthera Leopardus are climbers but Panthera Leo aren't? Panther isn't a species.
Rystefn
Pedantic BS. Panther is the common English word for any of several different species, including the leopard and not including the lion.
malloryjean8
I knew someone had to beat me to this. I'm stoked someone else knew "panthers" aren't a species :)
astralfields
Leopards are "panthera pardus".
teddlesee
He's actually right though... Don't know why you're being downvoted bro
madeleine61509
just bcuz they arent different species doesnt mean they couldnt have evolved differently. st. bernards and chihuahuas are the same species 1
madeleine61509
2/but very obviously have different physical traits. same with parrot birds (cockatoo, cockatiel, parakeet, macaw, indian ringnecks,etc)
madeleine61509
3/ they arent wrong but its a pedantic argument to make. they are the same species but they still adapted to be better different things.
Sh4dowWalker96
... it isn't? Legitimate question. I did not know this and now I need details.
LLCoolGeoff
What people call black panthers are just leopards or jaguars with a melanin mutation making their fur black, they're not a separate species
Sh4dowWalker96
I'll be honest, even with knowing all this now I'm still gonna call them panthers. Neat stuff, though.
astralfields
Lions, tigers, jaguars, leopards and snow leopards all belong to the genus panthera. So lions are technically panthers too.
astralfields
However, in popular culture the word "panther" usually describes black leopards or jaguars. I think the one from OP's gif is a jaguar.
Sh4dowWalker96
Huh. TIL. I think the ones I've always called panther are black jaguars as well then. I'll be honest, still gonna call em panthers tho.
Perree
Lions still can climb to a degree not as much as the jaguar or whatever it is
ThisCouldBeYourAdvertisement
Leopards. Probably jaguars as well though.
BrandoliRavioli
HeWhoMustNotBeBlamed
I expected this to be posted. Not disappointed.
TheMeddlingMonk
DedotadedAmountOfWham
Is her face still there?
ojp1977
No, she took it with her
Quanzax
Ninja!
undungubungu
In the wild he would've done the same. But instead of cuddling, he would sink his canines into her jugular. Fascinating all the same.
celestedrake
Still worth the hugs.
Ant4N
Cats do not abide by the laws of nature (11:30 Lunch)
DraxialNitris
I need cat that acts like a dog but has cat abilities as well
NSX7342
DAMN
JLynne
I WANT TO TRAIN MURDER MITTENS THIS IS SO COOL
Jus10Ed
Must be declawed.
zeacorzeppelin10
That could've ended so bad
Sirsir94
Parkat!
Madewithrealginger
Purrcour