It's a celebration, bitches.

Today, it's finally my cakeday.

For the first time in years, I'm alone.

I don't have a cat...

...and I don't have a dog.

All I have is some crappy strawberry ale I picked up at the store. I'll probably have a drink or three.

Then I'll go to bed early.

But I still have you, imgur, and my fake internet points - until you downvote them all away from me.

Thank you. Never change, imgur.

Here's a cat on a sandwich.