Remember to wrap it before you tap it.

Codeman785

If you slip between the thighs, don't forget to condomize.

9 years ago |

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ssajohnson

All elves are bottoms

9 years ago |

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dogandbutterfly

9 years ago |

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EmberBlush

lol Orlando bloom's look here says "I want you to use this on ME!"

9 years ago |

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compcomp

Sometimes you gotta dip the chip before you wrap the bag

9 years ago |

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jumpinjackoph

Don't have to. Had vasectomy. Also trust girlfriend.

9 years ago |

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thatothergreengentleman

9 years ago |

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jangalangjangalang

this is like buying weed from your dealer lol

9 years ago |

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Codeman785

If you go into heat, package your meat

9 years ago |

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WillWhetonsbrother

9 years ago |

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RealLifeSpock

9 years ago |

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TheAmazingAnalCavity

Safe sex +1. Off to the front page!

9 years ago |

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MyDarlingFeet

That username is unsettling.

9 years ago |

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Boooooooooognish

Wrap your whacker before you attack her

9 years ago |

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ridd44

I believe it's..."Wrap your hobbit in mithril before he leaves the Shire"

9 years ago |

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honeyham420glazeit

Why is he handing him a Buffalo Wild Wings moist towelette?

9 years ago |

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immortalheart

9 years ago |

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manowar669

How to prevent unwanted crotch goblins.

9 years ago |

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ArneNielsen

I like it! ANOTHER!

9 years ago |

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RambunctiousLuncheons

I bartend in California. Talked to ex-stripper. STDs are very prevalent here. Be save guys/girls!!!

9 years ago |

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TheyCallMeAsshole

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SpeedbumpJr

I love the username

9 years ago |

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LlamaThrusts

Remember. If you have sex you will get chlamydia and die.

9 years ago |

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DefinetlyNotARussianSpy

no exceptions

9 years ago |

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patotheduck

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