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Jun 13, 2021 5:24 PM
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SageSalven
The rest of us can eat 2lbs of nachos once we hit 198, or 3lbs at 297.
Pinballsprout6969
If you buy a calculator you could do this at any weight
Bystandr
Bet then he'll be 'NACHO SON' ! Ba-dum-tiss
HillsLikeQuietRelevance
That's nacho son
LicensedAdHominem
He's nacho son.
marvster
You have trained your padawan well, Master.
vengfish
Great now I want to eat 2 lbs of nachos
slorzilla
You must let him do it.
jjhagan72010101
When I was 10 I was 110pounds and a 13 120
Vesane
100 pounds = 45.4kg
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Do it at 98 pounds to be 2% nacho.
mooseablethenok
Your thirteen year olds gotta be at least 27 by now, old as this joke is…
EchoOfSnac
As somebody who's 28, I think that kid would be 37 by now. (...Why must you hurt me so?)
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ManThatzaDrag
Is that Molly Shannon?
leeian44101
Is 99lbs smol for a 13yr old?
PossiblyATank
shouldn't a 13 year old weigh more or is he just short
sliveroflight
Nah. Lots of boys are scrawny. I was under 99lb at age 13.
BookGoblinz
The world is in good hands then, hope for the future and all that is assured ? i like his thinking however ??
Laylah77
Nacho average child.
Graybard
The Nachosen One? I'll see myself out...
sadagadachess
I am 300% nacho
Chareu
He's 1% nacho son
Raglefant
I’m 1% nacho that’s how that works
technicalglitchandtheusererrors
Neither of you know you can figure out 1% of numbers other than 100?
RSGAlex
Should have gone for the chosen Juan.
SirDistic
Does the 1lb include salsa or is that in addition to?
avertyereyes
I'd say he's not 1% nacho at that point. He's at least 1% full of shit.
sirenskiss
Now, I have to admit that I like his plan. At least he used his math lessons! ??
livinglife9009
Technically you are correct.
ToasterDent
Not until the nachos exit his stomach. He better eat fast.
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TheRealArclight
Bendmydickcuminhersnatch
But if he's 99 lbs. Eating 99 lbs of nacho will make him 198 lbs, and only 50% nachos. He has to eat 990 lbs of Nacho.
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palladian
naCHOOOoooo
MeowWithTheMeow
?I am I am… a real religious man?
hateanyway
youtube.com/watch?v=7VFkQa6ozmU
TheNamesAshHousewares
*pan flute solo*
Mordy9
doAngelsFart
Google the Herzog hearing Paul F Tompkins doing his Herzog impression. Great bit.
SemiVirtuous
I heard it in his voice...they need to make food commercials with him
SydneySleeper
One of my favourite cameos by him https://youtu.be/pvU8ZqgwXLQ?t=34
liltortatree
Blocked in my country? Lands of the free my ass