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#1
#2
#3
#4 #thanksForTheRedCircle
#5
#6
#7
#8 the most famous one
#9
#10
#11 Close call tax
zma123456
This is uncomfortable to watch. Also reminds me of the time a bird smacked into my car's front bumper going at 60.
braingain
TheCooties
There was a seagull hit at the cricket in Australia. Next season the team had Steve the Seagull as their mascot on the boundary
lazerzpewpew
OK- so, how would the ref call that pitch? Would they just redo?
professorfuzz
#8 Randy Johnson, the baseball pitcher, now does photography and uses the dead bird from this as his logo http://rj51photos.com/
RepostStatisIics
Anything about #10?
Baz775
TotallyNotAMurderer
All those feathers
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
so... how would that affect play in, like, a pro golf tournament?
NakedSeaHorses
You play the ball as it lies. Still counts as a stroke...no re-do
areyoudisturbedyet
pinglessness
This is why Wimbledon has a resident hawk - he keeps other birds from interrupting the game.
EgregiousCodswallop
When I die, one of the stats I want to ask God is "how many would-be home runs were stopped by birds?"
sandybuttcheeks
What Do you do in these situations? Football/soccer they just played on but golf and tennis, what's the call?
diamondsearcher
..this isn't as funny as I thought it'd be.. I read the title and got excited cuz I thought this would be hilarious.. I sure was wrong
magmufbtheness
Same. I'm all sad now. Especially for the ones that didn't die immediately.
diamondsearcher
Yeah. It's like its kinda okay where they just explode cuz I know they didn't see it coming nor feel any pain, but heckadoodles das sad :(
TeamDoberman
I love that in #8 the guy in stands lower right corner seems to raise his arms at the end like "YES!"
SanguinariAlativari
Send this shit back to 4chan
aselleus
I was just talking to a friend about how many birds he's hit while flying (he's a pilot). Birds seem to poop a lot on his car. They know.
caruthes
When I told my husband about the baseball hitting the bird, he said "I wonder how the umpire called it?" I said "probably 'fowl'."
caruthes
He was delighted. He loves puns.
Hellstorm99
Hellstorm99
Actually this makes me remember hitting a mallard with my car. Still feel bad about that one, but it just stood there on the hwy
TongueWagger
I wonder if they kept Randy Johnson's ball that exploded the bird. That's a piece of baseball memorabilia.
freezeDriedBadger
Part of me hopes #9 goes around telling people he once headbutted a bird to death. That one is definitely the most metal of them.
WeirdStealth
thank god he only got hit in the head, imaging hitting a bird when you're doing 40+ MPH, that shit would hurt anywhere but the head.
AlexImguram
Technically it clipped the fairing - he just ducked which made it look like he headbutted it
Imhereforthelurking
I'd still say I headbutted it.
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
He had a helmet to commemorate it![]()
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BoltActionGearbox
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KingOfBees
@FuckAllTheseBirds
sirelurksalot
CyriousLordofDerp
#10 DOUBLE KILL
moosemilk
TRIPLE KILL
cupcakegrenade
i was SO CONFUSED why there were two puffs, didn't even notice the second bird
AlexImguram
That one only happened last week. Let's hold a moment of silence
TheAngryBang
ODDBALL
TheAngryBang
The headbutt one
vudak
I saw a piegon get run over by a bus once, it was a fat pigeon and made the most comic POP sound ever.
Imhereforthelurking
Did you know squirrels can scream in terror? I didn't until I saw one skitter away from a quarter inch brush with a tire
ChrisTallant
Dude, #3 was a dickout worm-burner, you take your -2 stroke and shoot no pants from the ladies tees.
Imhereforthelurking
You indignation and jargon spouts fill me with immense glee. Take the +1 and give us another soon.
TCGView
I remember people being angry with Randy Johnson when his pitch killed that bird...as if he totally meant to nail it.
caruthes
That was bird suicide.
grytelokk
That was quite a few birdies
FritztheChef
At least there are no eagles
tpgreyknight
#10 And that's how you reduce a bird to a fine red mist
Imhereforthelurking
Kinda pale pink, really. With a lot of feather dustings.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Two birds.
tpgreyknight
With one car?!
27yoUGLYvirgin
Yup. Both wheels. Look closely.
UrKungFuNoGood
#3 PROBABLY aiming for the bird. #4 DEFINITELY aiming at the bird.
eggmuffin
I doubt it very, very much.
JonnyNoggin
I concur
paul289
You have no idea how easy it is to shank the ball. Hit it off the corner of the driver, and there's no telling where it'll go.
paul289
Nearly hit my own ankles that way.
UrKungFuNoGood
You're right. I have no idea because after 30 years I'm a scratch golfer.
paul289
Oh, I'm sorry. I guess there's no beginner golfers, then. Everyone who picks up a club magically skips the shitty golfer stage.
UrKungFuNoGood
You are one insufferable little prick aren't you? You accused me of not knowing and I showed I did and now you are saying I don't again. lol
paul289
I'm sorry about the sarcasm. That was uncalled for. But I really don't think they were aiming at the birds.