I wonder if Elons' cyborg will be able to outsmart a CAPTCHA?

Oct 4, 2021 4:15 AM

cheekypocketwank

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Ironic considering that a computer doesn't possess any intelligence. My captchas are largely automated processes with a userscript though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Shouldn't it go "My brother from another motherboard."?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I freaked out tonight playing snakes and ladders and a.bit of the snake head was on a second space. Do you go down the snake on box spaces??

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had one the other day where you had to click on buses, interspersed with pictures of trains.. It was the most aggravating 2 minutes.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

has anyone else ever had an infinite loop of these damn things? I had at least 20 before I exploded with rage and indignantly shut it down

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes you just need to click once. Try it and see if you're human.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

R Kelly?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 failed attempts later *ᴬᴿᴳᴴ ᵀᴴᴵˢ *ᵇᵉᵉᵖ* ˢᵁᶜᴷˢ.. ᴵ ˢᵂᴱᴬᴿ ᴵᶠ ᵀᴴᴵˢ *ᴮᴱᴱᴾ ᴮᴱᴱᴾ ᴮᴱᴱᴱᴱᴾ*ᶦⁿᵍ ᵀʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵍᵒ ᵗʰʳᵘ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't even remember the last time I actually had to complete one. All I get now is the box to check that I'm not a robot. Nothing else.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was mine after I installed teams.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Captcha are used to train IA, so I never select all the good images. Pay professionnal to do the work instead of using customers, you

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fucking silicon valley bastards.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well this makes it tell people they need hands on training in their field. Literally.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Id like to see it do better

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd be surprised if there are no programs that do it faster and more consitently than us already.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also if it's the timing it consideres, that should be easy to emulate.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elon's cyborg won't be able to POST. Remember the time one of his sci fi tech breakthroughs actually happened? Me neither. He's a con man.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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5 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Okay, I got fooled when it was the new ones where you have to eliminate all of the certain items.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

My favorite one is eliminating all the glasses of fruit juice.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just recently I had a "pick all taxis" recaptcha. Fucking bullshit system was convinced the normal yellow car in one of the picture was one.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

you're actually teaching these robots how to identify things so a little error here and there is fine as it is within parameter.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know, but how is one to correct such errors if it wouldn't accept the input?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it will use your input and compare with the rest and see your mistake as an outlier and put you on the top list when they take over.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The way those are set up, several of your fellow humans would have had to have told the system it was a taxi.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I hate things like this - it's why I sucked at the stuff they added to Eve Online, too (recognising planets/cells in data).

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For what it's worth, the higher levels of that are less poisoned just by virtue of people losing interest in trying to cheat the system.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're training autonomous cars how to recognize traffic this way, btw.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's ever worse: you are piloting a car live while you click. if you select wrong you could cause a crash.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That pole, is it or not then?

5 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 1

Or its “click all pictures with a bus” and two are super zoomed in on a window, like is that one? Fuck!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eventually the challenge becomes easier, that's when I solve them!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And what about the box around the lights?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asking the real questions.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

What about that Czech?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter, you're not solving any puzzles here, you're training computers to recognize objects. They just check the time you took to do

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Not just that, they also check stuff like that you actually moved the mouse to get there, whereas a computer can just click it

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yea and some other metrics often too, but comments on imgur are too small for full description

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you know what you're talking about. Can you maybe tell me why I don't get them anymore? I mean at all. I get the little "I am

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not a robot" box that I click but I haven't had an actual image test in months. It's a variety of websites, 2-3x / week. Is that weird?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Basically they track how your mouse moves, how you click and how you type. And then use that to tell.

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