Oct 4, 2021 4:15 AM
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KeliK91
Ironic considering that a computer doesn't possess any intelligence. My captchas are largely automated processes with a userscript though.
aPokal
Shouldn't it go "My brother from another motherboard."?
gimme
I freaked out tonight playing snakes and ladders and a.bit of the snake head was on a second space. Do you go down the snake on box spaces??
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
I had one the other day where you had to click on buses, interspersed with pictures of trains.. It was the most aggravating 2 minutes.
DibDabb
has anyone else ever had an infinite loop of these damn things? I had at least 20 before I exploded with rage and indignantly shut it down
cainofdreaming
Sometimes you just need to click once. Try it and see if you're human.
redtails2649
R Kelly?
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
4 failed attempts later *ᴬᴿᴳᴴ ᵀᴴᴵˢ *ᵇᵉᵉᵖ* ˢᵁᶜᴷˢ.. ᴵ ˢᵂᴱᴬᴿ ᴵᶠ ᵀᴴᴵˢ *ᴮᴱᴱᴾ ᴮᴱᴱᴾ ᴮᴱᴱᴱᴱᴾ*ᶦⁿᵍ ᵀʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵍᵒ ᵗʰʳᵘ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ*
penzick
I can't even remember the last time I actually had to complete one. All I get now is the box to check that I'm not a robot. Nothing else.
zimbler
This was mine after I installed teams.
AdaBakonov
Captcha are used to train IA, so I never select all the good images. Pay professionnal to do the work instead of using customers, you
fucking silicon valley bastards.
heller8790
Well this makes it tell people they need hands on training in their field. Literally.
lukas9356
Id like to see it do better
ArneLoff
I'd be surprised if there are no programs that do it faster and more consitently than us already.
Also if it's the timing it consideres, that should be easy to emulate.
Rifneno
Elon's cyborg won't be able to POST. Remember the time one of his sci fi tech breakthroughs actually happened? Me neither. He's a con man.
AloneInTheLight
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Hotsauceman
Okay, I got fooled when it was the new ones where you have to eliminate all of the certain items.
Pally01
My favorite one is eliminating all the glasses of fruit juice.
JaromirAzarov
Just recently I had a "pick all taxis" recaptcha. Fucking bullshit system was convinced the normal yellow car in one of the picture was one.
SegyeJibae
you're actually teaching these robots how to identify things so a little error here and there is fine as it is within parameter.
I know, but how is one to correct such errors if it wouldn't accept the input?
it will use your input and compare with the rest and see your mistake as an outlier and put you on the top list when they take over.
muchLongerUsername
The way those are set up, several of your fellow humans would have had to have told the system it was a taxi.
keillrandor
I hate things like this - it's why I sucked at the stuff they added to Eve Online, too (recognising planets/cells in data).
For what it's worth, the higher levels of that are less poisoned just by virtue of people losing interest in trying to cheat the system.
PonySlaystation5
We're training autonomous cars how to recognize traffic this way, btw.
Blimymyhat
It's ever worse: you are piloting a car live while you click. if you select wrong you could cause a crash.
Snausagebort
5Eypos
That pole, is it or not then?
CuddlyButtcheeks
Or its “click all pictures with a bus” and two are super zoomed in on a window, like is that one? Fuck!
Yurets1257
Eventually the challenge becomes easier, that's when I solve them!
Thisisnotreallymyname
And what about the box around the lights?
hetherweaversmagic
Asking the real questions.
What about that Czech?
Addrammelech
Doesn't matter, you're not solving any puzzles here, you're training computers to recognize objects. They just check the time you took to do
NippyAcorn567
Not just that, they also check stuff like that you actually moved the mouse to get there, whereas a computer can just click it
Yea and some other metrics often too, but comments on imgur are too small for full description
Sounds like you know what you're talking about. Can you maybe tell me why I don't get them anymore? I mean at all. I get the little "I am
not a robot" box that I click but I haven't had an actual image test in months. It's a variety of websites, 2-3x / week. Is that weird?
arkuamore
Basically they track how your mouse moves, how you click and how you type. And then use that to tell.
KeliK91
Ironic considering that a computer doesn't possess any intelligence. My captchas are largely automated processes with a userscript though.
aPokal
Shouldn't it go "My brother from another motherboard."?
gimme
I freaked out tonight playing snakes and ladders and a.bit of the snake head was on a second space. Do you go down the snake on box spaces??
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
I had one the other day where you had to click on buses, interspersed with pictures of trains.. It was the most aggravating 2 minutes.
DibDabb
has anyone else ever had an infinite loop of these damn things? I had at least 20 before I exploded with rage and indignantly shut it down
cainofdreaming
Sometimes you just need to click once. Try it and see if you're human.
redtails2649
R Kelly?
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
4 failed attempts later *ᴬᴿᴳᴴ ᵀᴴᴵˢ *ᵇᵉᵉᵖ* ˢᵁᶜᴷˢ.. ᴵ ˢᵂᴱᴬᴿ ᴵᶠ ᵀᴴᴵˢ *ᴮᴱᴱᴾ ᴮᴱᴱᴾ ᴮᴱᴱᴱᴱᴾ*ᶦⁿᵍ ᵀʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵍᵒ ᵗʰʳᵘ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ*
penzick
I can't even remember the last time I actually had to complete one. All I get now is the box to check that I'm not a robot. Nothing else.
zimbler
This was mine after I installed teams.
AdaBakonov
Captcha are used to train IA, so I never select all the good images. Pay professionnal to do the work instead of using customers, you
AdaBakonov
fucking silicon valley bastards.
heller8790
Well this makes it tell people they need hands on training in their field. Literally.
lukas9356
Id like to see it do better
ArneLoff
I'd be surprised if there are no programs that do it faster and more consitently than us already.
ArneLoff
Also if it's the timing it consideres, that should be easy to emulate.
Rifneno
Elon's cyborg won't be able to POST. Remember the time one of his sci fi tech breakthroughs actually happened? Me neither. He's a con man.
AloneInTheLight
Hotsauceman
Okay, I got fooled when it was the new ones where you have to eliminate all of the certain items.
Pally01
My favorite one is eliminating all the glasses of fruit juice.
JaromirAzarov
Just recently I had a "pick all taxis" recaptcha. Fucking bullshit system was convinced the normal yellow car in one of the picture was one.
SegyeJibae
you're actually teaching these robots how to identify things so a little error here and there is fine as it is within parameter.
JaromirAzarov
I know, but how is one to correct such errors if it wouldn't accept the input?
SegyeJibae
it will use your input and compare with the rest and see your mistake as an outlier and put you on the top list when they take over.
muchLongerUsername
The way those are set up, several of your fellow humans would have had to have told the system it was a taxi.
keillrandor
I hate things like this - it's why I sucked at the stuff they added to Eve Online, too (recognising planets/cells in data).
muchLongerUsername
For what it's worth, the higher levels of that are less poisoned just by virtue of people losing interest in trying to cheat the system.
PonySlaystation5
We're training autonomous cars how to recognize traffic this way, btw.
Blimymyhat
It's ever worse: you are piloting a car live while you click. if you select wrong you could cause a crash.
Snausagebort
5Eypos
That pole, is it or not then?
CuddlyButtcheeks
Or its “click all pictures with a bus” and two are super zoomed in on a window, like is that one? Fuck!
Yurets1257
Eventually the challenge becomes easier, that's when I solve them!
Thisisnotreallymyname
And what about the box around the lights?
hetherweaversmagic
Asking the real questions.
cainofdreaming
What about that Czech?
Addrammelech
Doesn't matter, you're not solving any puzzles here, you're training computers to recognize objects. They just check the time you took to do
NippyAcorn567
Not just that, they also check stuff like that you actually moved the mouse to get there, whereas a computer can just click it
Addrammelech
Yea and some other metrics often too, but comments on imgur are too small for full description
penzick
Sounds like you know what you're talking about. Can you maybe tell me why I don't get them anymore? I mean at all. I get the little "I am
penzick
not a robot" box that I click but I haven't had an actual image test in months. It's a variety of websites, 2-3x / week. Is that weird?
arkuamore
Basically they track how your mouse moves, how you click and how you type. And then use that to tell.