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Sep 9, 2017 6:47 PM

DysfunctionalOrphan

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Awesome

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mad but impressed at the same time..

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There would be more upvotes and comments but people all over the world are busy cleaning vomit off their phone. Stay tuned for more.

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9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But still; ew.

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while i'm eating mastacholi, great

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It's like cream cheese and raspberry jam. Delicious.

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Pretty sure thats just mashed potatoes and gravy.

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It's amazing what we can do with science that you can heal so quickly

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Awwww I thought it was cake. Now I'm sad and I want cake :(

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Son of a bitch, you got me. Take my upvote.

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And this is why you don't fuck around with [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED]

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Really?

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"Ooh pizz..OH FUCK..ooh good"

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My eyes right now

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Kinda want pizza now

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I always want pizza

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I want some cake, with like srawberries

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They're all close in Florida ????

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extra cheese

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And Sauce

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doctors hate him

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THE MAGIC HEALING KNIFE HATH RETURNED!

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I can't believe it's not butter.

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Oh this again

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A self healing knife?? Where can I buy one?!!

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There's a merchant right next to the fountain of youth.

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He stole it from Fix-it Felix.

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So like it never dulls or breaks?

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The gif is just reversed

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Reminds me of a D&D story I read once. Team of guys lost their healer after a run, but they had an enchanted knife that dealt 1 dmg but 1/x

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healed for like 2 points of dmg each strike. So they would take turns stabbing each other until full health.

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Reminds me of co-op Borderlands with the healing perk. I'd be out guns blazing with my mate shooting me with his heaviest guns

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Oh D&D, never change

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I'm pretty sure there was also a knife of healing quest in Oblivion's Shivering Isles DLC... Fetch it and bring it to an insane museum or so

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