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Nov 22, 2021 4:38 PM
Rammsteinstochter
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2747
48
Source : https://instagram.com/theseanexotic
Adechslife01
Kitty thinking: "I can stop him by detaching the limb from his body"
Imapseudonym
Kitty!
Twinklepot
'OMG! Look at that handdd! -- big humans are still humans' - (said by the cat right before his lunch)
eXoRainbow
Ayecantread
I wanna jump on that cat and nibble its muzzle. Its a good way to go...
montec00
That paw can move a lot of cat litter.
MosquitoHawker
Those are some XXXXL Murder Mittens
cryborg
If I touched my cats' paws they would try to murder me.
Neonbaron
Big cats are similar to small cats which is why I'm terrified of them cuz small cats are f****** unpredictable as hell
Shaodyn
His murder mitten is almost the size of that dude's hand.
Wowcablesucks
Black kitty playing with his next meal
zrb0198
Its amazing how wild animals can be when effectively fed, cared for, and feel safe. But as soon as one of those is gone...
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
I like cougars!
JVNK
"Big cats are still cats" Yeah, that's what scares me.
CitizenPrime
It's not like small cats aren't trying to kill you, it's just harder for them
thunderkills
My cat would have bitten me already
CogPrimus
AgentOrangeJuice
Big cats are tough and cool. House cats are ugly and smell bad.
IAmGORT
Is that Luna? Such a beautiful creature.
Mingopingo
Imagine that bad boy climbing up your leg when you're opening a can of tuna?
callmethelizardqueen
That cat can open his own cans of tuna.
JColdIron
Aww, the "paw on top" game... with PERIL!
pleaseacknowledgethecat
I don’t even feel safe playing this game with my domestic house cat-who is 1/18 my weight and actually has some attachment to me
Like2Fox
There is one panther on Instagram with claws removed. It's it this one?
volcabsol
This one appears to have claws still, thankfully...
aPinchofMensch
I think you can see a claw when the person first removes their hand.
Stigmartyr762
IHateEditedBgMusic
Invasive species that kill the neighborhood humans art night
fatlardcatwaddles10
cat's full
RetrogradeLlama
Then he got annoyed and ate her. But up until then he was uber cute.
AgentOrangeJuice
Why must you ruin everything cool and enjoyable by calling it cute.
YouWillNeverFindMe
Wait he ate the jaguar!?
TheAdeptusArbites
HE ATE THE JAGUAR!?!?
GTIBH
Please tell me that’s not a her hand !
AnthonyBlumpkins
NZSheeps
Just her face
PutItInNeutral
Dewey knows more about it.
Subtilico
From uber cute to uber eats.
ArghhhMyGroin
That woman has REALLY hairy forearms
celestedrake
Women can have hairy forearms. Source: me. I have about that hairiness on my forearms. I also grow a beard normally cause genes…
Kimona007
The best people have hairy arms.
highhiedyin
Carole baskin probs
RetrogradeLlama
I'd post a funny comment, but the mods would hit me with a 2x4.
Gigglesworth
Explain the joke, then?
LiberalViking
Translation:"I want to be offensive but lack the courage to stand by my shitty inner thoughts publically so I exaggerate the repercussions."
skipweasel
AntRam95
I have coin for his wares
ReallyFastSloth
Lynx here comes to town, comes to save, the princess zelda
bardman135
Doesn't look rusty. To me, he looks like a seasoned pro.
lemmefixit
Khajiit has wares…
Subtilico
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/78/57/81/785781b80cf9388fa685eca259c71438.jpg
LaffertyDanie1
Cats will cat
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
I love the smug, complacent look on his face. "Witness my throne, filthy peasants."
westPAguy
sirtheysaid
hissing booth
ThanksForTheThing
HenchGoalkeeper66
KITTY NOT WANTT
Dvicemuse
LaffertyDanie1
No... Absolutely not
beerlady
Rub the belly 4x!
CityYeti
Adorable, I'd bucket list this, but I saw tiger king
Bigalbooky
Just make it the last thing on your bucket list.
PTNLemay
"Remember to squish that cat."
ThanksForTheThing
friendofafriendofyourfriend
That was terrifying from the very start
remko
kickahippie
Now do one of those kung-fu videos
ThanksForTheThing
... like, make a kung fu video? ?
kickahippie
vaydus
sameway34
Found footage of someone being ate by a lion
boredgunner
Eaten
KewlHandLuke
Ated
WeDontDeserveGoldens
Aten.
hooanitopegaduro6
Atún.
PutItInNeutral
I recognize the lion's body language as playful. But that is 450 lbs of playful body language. Hard pass.
PineappleLoopsBroether
This is what house cats have to deal with from people’s dogs.
Endonae
That is an excellent point. Thank you!
yeahIbreedtreelizards
That's the biggest difference between dogs and cats. We domesticated wolves into dogs. Cats retained everything required to be cats. ->
yeahIbreedtreelizards
->wolves look like (some)dogs, but.. Christ it's a WOLF. ALL cats act like cats. They're all the same cute/murderous, with asshole potential
GeraltsUnpaidIntern
This isn't scientifically factual - both dogs and cats self-domesticated and coevolved with humans into essentially a different animal.
yeahIbreedtreelizards
You have you consider the humor element anyway! Our selective breeding was responsible for much of what we are talking about here.
yeahIbreedtreelizards
The worst cat is still effective at being a cat. Though pugs as an example, are effective at eatin Catshit and being cute. Wolves? Notsomuch
yeahIbreedtreelizards
The actual history is not relevant. We bred wolves into pugs. Even a Persian munchkin can fend for itself and survive. Still effective cats.
GeraltsUnpaidIntern
Longhairs don't survive long feral because their hair gets matted and full of feces, and they die of infection or flystrike.
GeraltsUnpaidIntern
I'm super fun at parties. My longhair cat loves me, at least, because I brush her daily!
yeahIbreedtreelizards
All true. But longer than a pug. They'll die from trying to give kisses to the first predator they see.(I do love pugs; they're just..pugs)
Avanchnzel
Their pupils are round??
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
We were just outside of Barstow when the catnip began to take hold.
titaniumsnail
Only small felines have slitted pupils. All large felines, including cheetahs have round pupils. Split pupils is an advantage when closer /1
titaniumsnail
to the ground. You see the same in foxes and wolves./2
Avanchnzel
Thank you!! TIL...
titaniumsnail
You're welcome!.