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The esteemed Döner Box. I could live a short happy life on nothing but this
Pastries for breakfast.
Outstanding pastries are available all over Germany
Lovely bratwurst
The Currywurst is love. The Currywurst is life.
xKITCHx
AzraelDirge
The Döner Box is the best drunk food mankind has ever invented.
Kein0
After going to Berlin and Hamburg on a holiday. I am disappointed by the lack of Currywurst worldwide. HSP has managed a global trip.
BubbleberryInk
Thats... is a very ugly Puddingteilchen D: Otherwise accurate.
EmergencySocialMediaHologram
Yeah but it was delicious
SkyeMia
Taiwan street food is also good
wnxkrayzie
I dont know, have you had japanese street food?
MrHerpertDerpington
People mostly crave what they rarely get.
therealpyroman
Having lived in both, I'd kill for a Döner Box, but I'd love accessible onigiri.
LW1981
*cries in coeliac disease*
MissAizea
You clearly haven't been to Mexico.
Loftskip
Fun fact, Doner actually means "It will spin" in Turkish.
darkNiGHTS0
Almost any street food in Asia says lol.
BulletToofTony
As an American I was only in Germany for 2 nights but that currywurst was the best thing I ate the whole trip.
soupnazi
its really not that great.
northernmt
This brings back good memories.
SmellOfMonkey
It may be second to none, but some of it is the wurst
stopseriously
Hahahahaha. No. Don't even care if I get downvoted to hell, I had to really seek out decent food because the street food sucked. 1/2
SendMeDogsOrTits
It's all quantity and no quality, finding good food there was tricky.
stopseriously
I'm sure good currywurst exists but all the sausage I had tasted like cardboard. Berlin is a tourist trap with zero culture left. 2/2
chaotropicagent
Thailand, Taiwan, Singapore and China would like a word
SassySailor
The pastries are everywhere and sooo damn good
Wolfshead009
And not sugar soaked like so many American ones.
FeloniousMonk13
Bei zweihundert Grad fur Funfzehn Minuten backen.. und kiene Eir.
Vergilincrocs
Ober- und Unterhitze?
BluMinFlyer
Uh Heißluft
jns90
Umluft
Whydoineedanaccountjusttobrowseffs
UND KEINE EIER
escalinci
Eier?
FeloniousMonk13
https://g.co/kgs/7YD2j3
FeloniousMonk13
Scheisse.
Sh4dowWalker96
... in other news, I am now moving to Germany.
InfinitusEquitas
Looks awesome, but let's me honest, no street food beats Thai street food.
zebulorg
Haven't been, but it's hard for be to imagine it being better than Hong Kong's street food (before *gestures broadly*, you know).
InfinitusEquitas
I haven't been to hk unfortunately, and doubt I'll be able to go anytime soon, that said, I expect it to be similar or the same, but more $$
missingdodo
There is a park in Berlin that is taken over by tiny Thai ladies every weekend that sell all kinds of street food. But it's not Thailand.
procrasturbation
Do you happen to remember the name of the park?
missingdodo
Officially it's the Preußenpark. Or Thaipark. Thai Wiese. https://thaipark.de/thaipark_en.html The website is even in Thai. Or english.
procrasturbation
Wow, thanks a lot mate!
DrinkyDrank
German food is so good that it's Mediterranean and Indian food
worldtraversingsquirrel
ah yes, the traditional Indian dish "Puddingbrezel". Or the ancient Mediterranean "Bratwurst im Weißbrotsemmel".
FabulousBadass
Do they still do the schinkenbrot?
worldtraversingsquirrel
The Indians or the Mediterranean? I think Schinkenbrot is more typically peloponnesian.
Freak84
For me as a German (sorry for my bad English) it is so funny and interesting to see how you guys love the food which I could have every day
EmergencySocialMediaHologram
Jealousy intensifies
HuskyParty
I want a brat that's far too big for my buns too - #4
Davincimode
That's what she said
Mctestecles
It might not be big, but it smells
zdriver984
CthuluFollowerNo851987
You and me both lol
Bodhifromhawaii
Cloud423
Proper bread to hand ratio
haco1234
You and me both...
ASOMOH
Best I can do is a vienna sausage.
JustSomeDegenFromUpcountry
I want a brat that’s big enough to see without a magnifying glass..
HuskyParty
But is it big on flavor? Wait a sec.. that may be gross.
lookingOknaked
Well, maybe if you didn't have horse vagina, it would be good enough, Jessica!!
Talahar
Phrasing!
RexMori
Thats what I look for in a boyfriend
AlcoholicAtaxia
Prepare your inbox
Rimasticus
Outbox*
pwnz805
LadyAries
? I was so close. COVID cut my euro trip short and I never got to leave the UK. Can’t wait until I can leave Aus again to explore.
TheRicM
Austria is not that far from Germany, you know
LadyAries
Perhaps, but Australia is. ?
TheRicM
:)
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Beware the similarly named "Donner Party" box.
PilgrimScott
Oof!
NorthsideNation
What about the Soylent Green Snack Wrap?
spitfirecpx
Luckily they only sell that in the rocky mountains
Moriarty
The Sierra Nevadas, really, but you're not far off.
spitfirecpx
My mistake lol, I thought it was the southern part of the rockies, I appreciatte the correction
Moriarty
No worries! I only know because I have family close to the town that's nearby now.
spitfirecpx
Such a crazy story
imnotryan
Is it ok to call them French fries in Germany or are they panzer fries or something?
legolasmyeggolas
I learned to call them Pommes Frites in my German classes, so yeah I guess French fries is appropriate.
Bertfisch
Ita called "Reichsfries" or "Adolfs Kartoffelstäbchen"
imnotryan
Reichsfries rofl
JustAnotherFurry
Kapitulationssnack wouldn't sound right, so we go with Pommes, Pommes Frittes or Pomfritz
OmaHans
Frittierte Erdapfelstifte
Phaenara
Just call them Pommes :D
missingdodo
Pommes. Fritten. Pommes frites. They're obviously not called french fries, instead they get a french name. WWII has been over for 75 years.
imnotryan
But the culinary scars have never healed :'(
wafflehugs
German food and beer is so fuckin good
grimvard
From the name, I can guarantee the dönerman is Turkish. And the circular dessert is called "Brothel Dessert" in Turkey.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
Especially together! Me and my wife had our honeymoon in southern germany.
TheMonsieurJack
Us, europeans, are thinking that british and american food is actually bland or too sugary, and this is why you love our food so much.
GuyFromDeathValley
as a german: can confirm. Street food is great. Not a fan of our beer though.
EmergencySocialMediaHologram
God the beer is perfection
schoenertaktak
you should go to the Tegernsee and try the beer from tap. It's so freaking good.
EmergencySocialMediaHologram
This was a few years ago
schoenertaktak
then do it if you come back :D
EmergencySocialMediaHologram
I want to come back, if we ever get rid of this easily preventable disease
AllAboutThatD
Those look amazeballs but please... Nothing beats Asian Street foods. The sheer variety..
Dots77
No,no, they are German now.
DrinkyDrank
You know this is true when the Germans need to incorporate curry powder into their food for it to even be worthy of comparison
Ffleance
Yeahhhh german food being "second to none" at all is a bold claim (don't hate me I do love wurst)
TheStigsDisownedCousinWhoCantDriveForShit
Yes. I live in Germany an loathe how hard it is to get authetical mexican tacos
fennecbutt
It generally won't give you food poisoning though
blinblambloo
Neither will Street tacos just look for ones that have more people buying them
mcharend
Love the Taiwanese night market street food...
RagnartheCat
As someone who lives in Germany but has spent some time in south Asia, I 100% agree. BBQ chicken satays with peanut sauce for the win.
lokazaks
Almost any Asian country has better street for than Germany
EmergencySocialMediaHologram
I’ll take quality over variety any day.
AllAboutThatD
Lol oh man they are so tasty!!! You gotta try some one day.
EmergencySocialMediaHologram
When possible I will be visiting some Asian countries and getting fatter
AllAboutThatD
100% there is always somewhere to eat and drink 24/7
ScrapCode
Try some Mexican street food too never had German or Asian but Mexican is the clear winner in North America
Falkh12
Nothing against Mexican food, but the competition in North America isn't that tough. Just Canada and the US
NudistGhost
Currently learning german so I can visit one day
zimtkaffee
I press you the thumbs!
MalukuSeito
No, bad. Bad. That hurt my soul. Do not translate idioms like that... Please I beg of you good sir.
skywards
If you visit a larger city, you'll have no issues communicating in English tbh
NudistGhost
It's more something I want to do. I'm second gen german, my grandpa was native and migrated to US. He died before I could learn the language
mercyPandaRunner
We'll look forward to your visit. But try to not claim to be German. You may spark a discussion. Identity works differently here than in US.
mercyPandaRunner
People will either tell you that you're not German or someone WILL claim it. In the second case, a heated discussion amongst locals isn't >
mercyPandaRunner
uncommon.
MalukuSeito
As German: Why would you do this to yourself. Our language is bad and makes no sense at all.
MalukuSeito
Everything is gendered for no reason. We have more irregular verbs than regular one. And if you mess up word order one bit, you break it.
NudistGhost
Heritage/ a good challenge I wanna try. I'm second gen german, my grandpa was native but I wasn't able to learn. He died when dad was a kid
ochnoe
Viel Glück dabei. Sollte es dir schwer fallen, dich verständlich zu machen, komme erst nach Wiesbaden, wir sind Amerikaner gewöhnt.
NudistGhost
I understood Komme(come, I think?) wir sind Amerikaner( we are american). Still fairly new so a lot of it I don't understand yet.
ochnoe
Pardon the late replay. I said that should you have problems to get the point across you should come to Wiesbaden. We're used to americans.
pastastructure
I spent a week in Berlin looking for the best curry wurst and donner kebab. The happiest week in my life.
kingkongkeom
Currywurst: Curry-Eck, a small takeaway box at corner Tumstrasse/Thusnelda-Allee. Kebab is impossible to tell.
Bort2638
Imren
spotlesspanda
Definitiv
LordDebuchan
I don't know...sounds like the wurst week of your life to me.
Travellightly85
Did you visit Mustafas Vegetable Kebab?
EmergencySocialMediaHologram
That is a well rewarding quest, my friend
Bigemedic
A week well spent.
escalinci
I had a very disappointing Döner the only time I've ordered one in Berlin, (near Hallesches Tor) but I'm sure it was an exception.
GuyFromDeathValley
it's weird, pretty much every kebab place tastes different, so yea. Sometimes you just find the bad ones sadly.
MarshallDaemon
The best are in Berlin
escalinci
I'm sure the best are in, like, some small town in Anatolia or something.
kingkongkeom
Nope, because doner kebab is a berlin dish. Shish kebab, lamacun, gozleme etc for sure are better...but not doner kebab
escalinci
OK, you seem to know more about Turkish dishes than me in general but I disagree. First in Turkey, brought to London+Manchester in the 60s,
sodifficulttotrainproperly
Mustafa's Döner
missingdodo
By far not the best, but fun to look at the looooooong lines.
kingkongkeom
*artificial long lines. Nothing pissed me off more than seeing them work extra slow to keep the lines long for, I guess, Instagram visitors.
Kebabfrau
They are working slow to allow the meat to sear on the outside.
kingkongkeom
Nah mate.Imborn & raised berliner, have been there so many times because of visitors..its kept long for a reason, it could be so much faster