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brotherofJared
Well, he just posted a status stating that he hates haters#YOLO, and then he canceled his facebook account.
enjeruluca
http://alexanderluciferstro.muzy.com/
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
I feel like I shouldn't upvote this kinda behavior cuz this might happen to me but if it does happen I prob did do somethignt to desreve it.
ehgittt
Oh yes she d-id!
chemistrydoc
His reaction after this shit goes viral...
ohnoanotherputz
This doesn't seem real to me.
thatsirrelevant
I like her. If I could give her an upvote in life, I would.
AlwaysUpvoteHappyChickens
Totally! Way to stick up for herself!
JimCosmo
May his reputation be henceforth pissed on. +1
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Amen.
EvilCatCreations
Haha, aand that guy changes his name.
blazera
I...I feel like this was made up, too staged.
delirium658
...it looks like she's the girl in his picture.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
*sigh* all aboard the imgur bully bus, where we all become that thing we hate so much....yay......
lucidcute
Tell the cops~!
airtrox
People who ask for nude pics don't have an apt imagination.
BecauseIDontHaveAWittyUsernameYoureSittingThereReadingThis
No, they don't. lol
RedCrown
Or a stable internet connection.
realian
LOL he can kiss his reputation goodbye
MeanwhileBackOnEarth
One does not simply ask Chayse Gravelle for a nude selfie.
BryceSpradley
Fellow Imgurians: Wanna go hunting?
AlGoreRhythms
I already tried, I don't think he is searchable.
MyNameIsJeanValjean
Yeah, this seems like bullshit. Why not just block the guy after he asked for nudes?
AlwaysUpvoteHappyChickens
You can have my axe....
felloffmydinosaur
Agreed!!!!
xAngelsRampagex
Very much so >:)
Fishprince
LET THE HUNT BEGIN
AreaResident
You have my axe!
sargeincharge
One nutectomy coming up!
BryceSpradley
Lets do this guys.
insertfunnypunhere
I'll bring the doritos! You bring doritos on a hunting trip right?
LocutusOfBored
Only Cool Ranch
ImSeriously
I'm confused with his thinking process that when she said no to photographs that he might have a shot to get her to lick his balls.
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
I remember some screen caps remarkably similar to this being posted recently. Everyone hopped on the vigilante justice bandwagon then too.
thatonerandomguy
+1 for respecting yourself.... fuck that guy
mitrebox
Plot Twist: OP is Alexander Stroud.
PoIluticorn
He lives in Conception Bay South, Newfounland, Canada. I found their Police website and reported him for soliciting a minor. You should too.
iTim314
Imgur. Teh Internet's Police.
LokiGirl
I think that's 4Chan.
corneliusgansevoort
Now THIS is clever. Much mire effective than just defacto DDoS on his muzy blog. Just hope this isn't a setup...
ourari
Before you get out your pitchforks and get a fire started, please make sure you 1) get the right guy, and 2) he's actually guilty of this.
myfirstpostwasababyanteater
I wish I could upvote this comment more than once.
Gearwe
You must be new here.
xAngelsRampagex
Hahah yeah we don't usually roll like that.
ourari
Veteran, but I still have hope.
ScottSterling
http://alexanderluciferstro.muzy.com/ Found
gifbears
Already blank...
Justapartofyourimagination
here is his fb http://www.facebook.com/alexanderlucifer.stroud
Alisana
AlexanderLucifer Stroud
57 minutes ago
LOL all the h8ters already started messaging me, guess I'm 2 popular #YOLO #fukuhaters
TacticusThrowaway
We have literally no evidence this is real. For all we know, someone could've faked it to get revenge on the guy. If it was real +
TacticusThrowaway
she should've sent it to the cops, not relied on the Internet's mob justice.
Thekingofbeans
The way they're talking just seems so scripted to me. They hit all the cliches.
TacticusThrowaway
Especially the part where she doesn't just block him or ignore him until after he's reached the karmic tipping point.
Justapartofyourimagination
found his fb page.. judging by his reactions.. yeah he did it
MakingANoteHereHugeSuccess
The only activity or pictures on his page are from after this went viral... suspicious.
Justapartofyourimagination
Yeah I think you are right... I didn't pay enough attention
Justapartofyourimagination
http://www.facebook.com/alexanderlucifer.stroud
AllTheUserNamesAreAlreadyTaken
If this is real, +1 for her.
Xzvky
It wasn't real, the guys account was hacked, she was unaware at the time.
vavavoooom
I, for one, am slightly concerned about how easy it would be to fake one of these and completely ruin somebody's life. But it seems legit?
Baligas
Yep, it's scary. This is why you always have to be nice with crazy people.
sowetoninja
Everything about this looks fake/staged. "Oh, what you gonna do, take a screenshot?.." If this is a real chat, that guy isn't commenting.
Glenfiddich12YO
I for one, am slightly concerned about the growing influx of teenagers with myspace pics changing the feel of imgur. Oh well.
TellingDelano
Whats myspace?
TheBadDad
That's a big IF. I like how HE was the one to suggest posting it, out of the blue.
flamingflamingo
That's the point where I stopped believing it. Who the hell calls it a "snapshot" anyway?
TheProofIsInDePudding
??? why not? i do
lekkis
Its an obvious troll. The fact that you're all giving him attention is exactly what he wants.
Chocolatecoveredmoose
+1. Fuck him. He's the type of guy who preys on women.
buzzsawii
+1 for the proper spelling of preying.
Kaleopolitus
... when did preying join the list of 'words retards can't use properly'?
buzzsawii
Prey vs pray; you'd be surprised.
Kaleopolitus
I suppose I would be... Maybe my confidence in humanity rose a bit too high.
corneliusgansevoort
Circa year 1 A.D. ZING!
Kaleopolitus
People have been praying for many many years before a very specific child was born. You, sir, are neither witty nor funny. Begone.
corneliusgansevoort
Um, excuse me, I was referring to the introduction of Buddhism to China and the start of Emperor Ping's reign, thank you very much.
Kittenz
I pray that this is an uncommon occurrence.
StevenSeagull
She has much more guts than me.. And I am a grown up Finnish man.
MrZac2613
*guys *guts
nickydoo15
Perkele!
GabZonY
päästä ulos talostani!
SheLookedLevel18
Maybe you aren't Finnished maturing.
GeneralSarcastic
Really wish I got here 5 hours earlier so I could've made this pun before you!
itsppearsyoucanindeed
Shit, I couldn't think of a pun this good, and I'm Finnish
CharlesFuckingBronson
She had more guts, but you still have more Sisu
Ponitytto
Naurahdin! Miks musta tuntuu että imgurissa on joko jenkkejä tai suomalaisia!
Tsurusennin
Torilla tavataan!
Shoura
Can we stop doing this? It gets really, really old fast when it's on every comment.
Kayano
I don't think being Finnish helps... at all :D (I have nothing against Finnish people, i love them <3, well my friends, and am french (; )
WadeWilsonLoooooovesChimichangas
Not finish you still got a couple good years bro ;)
KingKoopaa
Shut up, and hurry up with those nudes! j/k pls don't send them. lol
RandomImgurian
As a Scandinavian, that does indeed say a lot.
Kayano
Well, I read your description (don't know how the hell i arrived there tho xD ) but just for that, Scandinavian are very kind people (x
nickydoo15
You're Scandinavian? You're on my list now random imgurian!
RandomImgurian
Yay I'm on a list! Wait what list? Are you gonna kill me? Here, have some cake instead.
nickydoo15
Can I have some rødgrød med fløde? And don't worry it's a list of people I love and comment on every time I see! <3
kamilkaze
I don't see how it takes guts to say no to sending nudes to a complete stranger....
Yshnev
Or rustling up a quick image post to put on the internet for that matter.
ChrisHansenWithDatelineNBC
"Alexander Stroud" huh? Don't worry.. We will find you..
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ConcreteLake
fake
ianpaschal
Bummer
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thank you for being the best "best ever"...ever!
Leomoon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmLRTVYgEq4
marblesinmahmouth
Chris Hansen, go get him!!!
sharK11
I find it incredible how incredibly relevant your incredible username is.
RamiLaabi
Found him. https://www.facebook.com/alexanderlucifer.stroud?fref=ts
WhatAboutScarecrow
aaand facebook has removed it. Because apparently a sexist idiot deserves more protection than an underage girl.
RequiescantInPace
If you sincerely apologize, that will be the end of it. we will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don't...
AlwaysUpvoteHappyChickens
We always do!
GengFromBeijing
And if you guys need a hand, I have some computer geek friends, who work for the military...of my country.
breakinggood
so there's a lot of them?
GengFromBeijing
They built a school for these children...(Just kidding:))
TheSicSone
...and we will kill you. Oh sorry, this wasn't a Taken reference?
Erebus9997
"alexander lucifer stroud" and "alexander lucifer stroud facebook" are top google search suggestions now...
fireeternal
GIVE ME HIS FACEBOOK NOW, I WANT TO SLAP THIS BITCH.
ThunderCatandMrKitters
your username makes this comment.
BeingAMotherfuckingSorcerer
God damnit, he lives right near my hometown. Why is it always Ohio?
MsRonSwanson
Are you an angel
VEpsilon
I know who you are and I know what you want. However I have a very particular lack of skills. I will never be able to find you. (1/2)
VEpsilon
But what I do have is $2 and a Casio wrist watch. You may have one if you let her go. (2/2)
MissSwat
Shit, I just spat up my tea.
figsonfire
THE HUNT BEGINS!!!!
chemistrydoc
O FUCK. YOUR USERNAME. Hahahahahahaha
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SergIsSuchHumbleSoAlwaysMuchBeautiful
The Great Intelligence killed the original poster before he could post - Clara posted instead to save you from missing it. ;p
plusoneforyou
"Alexander, please have a seat."
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
Damn I was thinking of Liam Neeson until I read your comment. Hah nice!
thisisdifficult
HOLY SHIT DID NOT NOTICE
TehAccountant
name fits the situation
dnick
absolutely love your username with that comment XD HAHA
amles
Mouahahhah
idkreallywhatever94
Calm down. He's obviously an asshole, but he didn't hurt anyone. Sometimes the internet disappoints me, it's like a modern day witch-hunt.
ghmp
Don't forget the coolest part: "Lucifer"
hankwanker
This is pure gold. Pure Imgur gold.
theintruder
Send this to the helpful people at 4chan
Moorebegining08
This man will soon learn pain.
filoviradae
First Mistake: not posting this on 4chan...
callmenever
Please keep us updated with his response!
hellsbells
you've been waiting your whole imgur "life" for this, right?
colourblindchameleon
I did my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban!
ChrisHansenWithDatelineNBC
*for moments like these.
killerkadoogan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt8p9nEepT8
elerico
^^^thank you
radiovalkyrie
some people wait a lifetime
BreakMeOffAPieceOfThatApplesauce
I immediately broke into song.
AquaGirl
haha me too
SoniMax
I wonder if 4chan got ahold of this....
JacksonsCool
*Insert evil laugh here*
no0ob
Someone post the Taken gif in here " I dont know where you are .. "
AlexanderStroud
Whats up bitch
thisgivesmeonebigheadache
OH YES. My life is won! Thank you Chris Hansen!
OpieForever
Find his number, Chris. Catfacts Time.
Tiger2ca
Ahem.... "Lucifer" Stroud
RequiescantInPace
...we will look for you, we will find you and we will annoy you.
nickcage
don't harass the wrong guy, whatever you do! There must be more than one Alexander Stroud.
caroteater779955
shit, yea... hopefully people will realise this and not jump any guns
sheebalasvegas
AlexanderLucifer Stroud is a lot more unique
fitzner
His Facebook - I believe, if not, sorry: https://www.facebook.com/alexanderlucifer.stroud?fref=ts
tysker86
LOL no thats definetly just a troll page. Just created, no timeline and way to obvious posts.
ConcreteLake
fake
TheMostPessimisticPersonOnImgur
sticksandstonesandweedandbones
"expect us" lol
conkeldurr
And you can run and tell that....homeboy
GrammarMatters
Found him: http://alexanderluciferstro.muzy.com/
funkmaster40
http://alexanderluciferstro.muzy.com/ Is his blog, you can send him messages. :)
GardenStateHeavyweight
I just got woken up prematurely from a nap and I am really pissed off about it.. let me at him.
faiora
*lets go the leash* have at!
thisnamesucks
Waking up prematurely happens even to the best of us, it's not a big deal :)
Esparc
But if you go back to sleep afterwards you feel so damn tired, so then you try to stay up and feel even more tired.
GardenStateHeavyweight
Premature e-nap-ulation.
Illyric
I'll wake you up prematurely ;-)
GardenStateHeavyweight
I.. uhhhhh... do you have a wiener?
Illyric
Fair question; I do indeed!
Kkirspel
We have a particular set of skills, skills we have acquired over a very long career, skills that make us a nightmare for people like you..
baskytkase
http://neonfresh.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/taken.gif
YourDudeness
96 Imgurians. Coming soon.
brianwantslolz
aka we're good at searching with google and on facebook
meandz1105
He was the first hit if you type Alexander L in the Google auto search. lol
MrBoomstik
Shhhh! Don't tell people our acquired set of skills!
smallstothemax
They just broke the first rule of search club!
raccoon117
don't search for search club?
meatyerawfulgee
Alexander "Lucifer"? Yeah, I'm sure this isn't a troll account at all. She did exactly what he wanted.
meatyerawfulgee
Just saying. It's as transparent as when people "forget" to block out someone's name in a Facebook post. Don't feed the trolls, people.
jigglypuffs
apparently 3,745 people will find him
TheBOULDER
The BOULDER is ready for some douchebag hunting...and it looks like it's open season
Jordan7831
+1 for not blurring the douchbags name.
sowetoninja
So if I want to ruin someone's life, all I have to do is post stuff like this with their name on it. Ok got it.
SunbrosUnite
Just a friendly reminder that harassing him is illegal. And will be taken seriously in a court.
nickcage
don't harass the wrong guy, whatever you do! There must be more than one Alexander Stroud.
yellyeahthatgirl
He's the only one that has Lucifer attached to his name. He has already acknowledged that he's getting hate on his facebook page. So be it.
Clydorn
Nice try, nickcage... or should i say ALEXANDER!
mmurrbles
prolly should have blurred her name though...
brennanandbooth
in some ways I can respect that if she is going to out him she outs herself too. fair is fair kind of thing.
justrelaxing
https://www.facebook.com/alexanderlucifer.stroud?fref=ts
TrixiHobbitz
He wants nudes? Lets get all the imgur guys to send the most unflattering HD nudes they can come up with.
poopiebutthole
epic raid imgur is truly this century's /b/. I'm saluting you all...
ihavetwoarms
sounds like he's in need of some r/spacedicks
PantherFan59
does goatse still exist?
itsppearsyoucanindeed
in the deepest, darkest reaches of the internet, goatse is still lurking
wellarentyouspecial
Why don't we just send him tons of gay furry porn?
whatspaulplayingtoday
I will do this.
wellarentyouspecial
I'm not sending nudes of myself.
TrixiHobbitz
Find some of someone else then.
PantherFan59
I'm sure he wouldn't mind some Thai "women"
ThereWasNoWay
Send that fucker the 'blue waffle'.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
What's the 'blue waffle?'
ThereWasNoWay
I'm not sure you really want to know, but if you're that curious and don't have a weak stomach, google images is your friend.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
...Can you give me a basic idea
ProjectSatan
TO THE FRONT PAGE!!! THEN TO 4CHAN!!! those guys can do almost anything, and are willing and glad to screw with strangers.
MarcMurray92
Pretty much every response here is on the ball. No ones gonna be all "1337 hax0r" on someone just cos they've been told to.
ProjectSatan
i would never tell 4chan to do anything. nor go near it. id just toss it to them, like a stick into a bonfire and whatever happens happens
MadeAccountSoICanRememberImagesToRepostLater
Meh, unless something truly horrible happened to her, or cats are being tortured, 4chan couldn't give a shit about petty problems.
Majorgrunt
They might hassle her at the same time. And worse than this d-bag could even think to try. Ever had an inbox full of gore? not pleasant.
kraftwahrheit
Why aren't you?
mmurrbles
The problem I see is that instead of harassing this guy they might find nude pics of her and post it online... cuz you know its 4chan.
BeingAMotherfuckingSorcerer
I love how we're all slightly scared of 4chan.
juststopitcomeonman
4chan loves producing delicious Irony.
GeneParmesanHowYaDoing
The guy who wrote this could be a 4channer. This is like their "tits or gtfo" persona. Then again, there are a lot of different types there.
miasanmia
I wish people would step off the idea 4chan is their personal army of l33t hackers. They will just tell you to fuck off back to Reddit.
poopiebutthole
NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY. GO AWAY. You want to be an internet hero? Go fuck with him you white knight. You bastion for internet morality.
ProjectSatan
i never said 4chan is my personal army. just seen what theyve done in the past. i would never ask them to do anything.
poopiebutthole
You're treating a general imageboard like a personalized raid environment and I hate that. Even /b/ isn't that horrible usually.
ProjectSatan
well i didnt mean to. and i doubt it's that horrible. my apologies.